I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive, but suicide is a crime i say no to drugs but they dont listen sticks and stones can break my bones, but wips and cHaiNs ExcItE mE Jack and Jill went up the hill, to have a little fun! Stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have. A SON! A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, but kissin, aint nuttin without some tounge. so open your mouth and close your eyes, and give your tounge, some EXERCISE Beer makes people smarter. think about it, it made Bud wiser. 68. you do me, i owe you one. Dicks Are Unfortunate becuase: 10. Youve got a hole in your head. 9. Your master strangles you all the time. 8. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body. 7. You shrink in cold water. 6. You never get a haircut. 5. You always hang around with two nuts. 4. Your closest neighbor is an asshole. 3. Your best friend is a pussy. 2. Your scalp gets cut off if youre Jewish. And the number one reason why it sucks to be a dick: 1. Every time you get excited, you throw up. At last, my love has come a long. My lonely days are over. And life is like a song. Oh yeah, yeah at last. The skies above are blue. My heart was wrapped up in clovers. The night I looked at you. I found a dream that I could speak to, a dream that I can call my own. I found a thrill, to press my cheek to. A thrill that I have never known. Oh yeah, yeah, you smile, you smile, Oh and then the spell was cast. And here we are in heaven. For you are mine...at last... <3
