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Little hamserz BIG ADVENTURES

There is no real world, only a collection of smaller worlds that combine to create Jim. In 6969bc. Elvis and Coolio came down from the heavens and created Chewbaca, who at the time was called Sir Mixalot. Chewbaca saw that there were no people so he said,"GRAHAHAHAHAHA". Then God came from the fictional land of "France", a fariytale land full mythical creatures, and casltes, and fairies. He had 9 arms, 14 eyes and 2 members he named Al Gore and Lucretia Mott. God banashed ol' chewie to the shadow realm, and then God created the Human race, which at the time was called the race of "Peaceful creatures that will not kill each other." People then put most of the dinosaurs in Jurrasic Park, so they could not eat people. See, this all goes back to Nazi Germany, when Hitler invented the wheel, thus creating belgian waffles. These waffles were worshiped by the ancient Mayans. The mayans built huge pyramids to honor the waffles, and these pyramids are still here, but are smaller because over time gypsies srape off layers of rock to eat in their pyramid rock scraping stew. This stew is a delacasy, which is the reason Canada got their "indepandance". If it were not for their stew the Canadians would still be an ancient race of moose humpers, with only a faint grasp of the concept of fire. Domo arigato, domo domo

MR PIOTTI

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