OOOk next on ze list is...Toma!
*long silence*
TOMA!! WHERE IS TOMA??
...
..*points to consessions stand*
*everyone looks over to the consessions stand where they see Toma passed out next to Crono from having too much to drink*
Oh gawd...
Have not they any decency?
Oh well...moving on...Next is...
YYYESSSSS!!!!
Zina.
*Queen Zeal plummets and hits the ground*
But....Zeal doesnt come before Zina...?
I know. >D I just wanted to spite queenie.
Grrr....
Well? What are you waiting for? Sing! If you don;t hurry I WILL skip your turn and let Zina go.
Oh fine, well here goes.
We're causing all the devastation
When we step into the place
You'd better believe that you can see
We're gonna rock and never stop it
Here we go again
Hit you with the flow again
Pick up the second time around
We bring it on again
Shout it out
Buddy you're a boy
Making big noise playing in the street
Gonna be a big man someday
You got blood on your face (c'mon)
You big disgrace (uh)
Kicking your can all over the place
Singing
We will, we will rock you (haha)
We will, we will rock you (c'mon)
How about a little something
Get you in the mood
Know what I mean, watch your back
We got Queen on this track
Bring the feed back and let it drop
As long as Five bring the funk
Queen bring the rock and they don't stop
Buddy you're a young man
Hard man sunning in the street (haha)
Gonna take on the world someday
You got blood on your face (uh)
You big disgrace (yeah)
Waving your banner all over the place
Singing
We will, we will rock you (haha)
We will, we will rock you (c'mon)
We will, we will rock you (haha)
We will, we will rock you (c'mon)
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump
Jump, jump, (haha) jump, jump, jump
Uh, buddy you're an old man, poor man
Pleading with your eyes
Gonna meet you someplace someday
You got mud on your face (c'mon)
You big disgrace
Somebody better put you back in your place
Singing
We will, we will rock you
(We're gonna rock, we're gonna rock you, baby)
(C'mon, c'mon)
We will, we will rock you
(Yeah, ah)
We will, we will rock you
We will, we will rock you
(We're gonna rock, we're gonna rock you, baby)
We will, we will rock you
(We're gonna rock you)
We will, we will rock you
We will, we will rock you
We will, we will rock you
Uhh??? mom??
Yeeeees? Did you not like my song?
No, I LOVED IT!! ...I just wasnt expecting that from you...
Same here...
Meow!
Humph! (Little brats...)
Ok, Zina is our last one!!!
*more long silence*
ARRGGH! I'M GETTING TIRED OF THISS!!! ZZZZIIIIIIINNAA!
*laughs loudly and points to the consessions stand*
*everyone stares at the consessions stand and sees Toma, Crono, and Zina all drunk and singing*
Come and listen, I'll tell you what happened to me
One day as I went down to Cork by the sea
The day it was hot and the sun it was warm,
So says I a quiet pint wouldn't do me no harm
I went in and I called for a bottle of stout
Says the barman, I'm sorry, all the beer is sold out
Try whiskey or paddy, ten years in the wood
Says I, I'll try cider, I've heard it was good.
Oh never, Oh never, Oh never again
If I live to be a hundred or a hundred and ten
I fell to the ground and I couldn't get up
After drinking a quart of the Johnny Jump Up
Ahhh...
After downing the third I went out to the yard
Where I bumped into Brody, the big civic guard
Come here to me boy, don't you know I'm the law?
Well, I up with me fist and I shattered his jaw
He fell to the ground with his knees doubled up
But it wasn't I hit him, 'twas the Johnny Jump Up
The next thing I remember down in Cork by the sea
Was a cripple on crutches and says he to me
I'm afraid of me life I'll be hit by a car
Won't you help me across to the Celtic Knot Bar?
After drinking a quart of that cider so sweet
He threw down his crutches and danced on his feet
Oh never, Oh never, Oh never again
If I live to be a hundred or a hundred and ten
I fell to the ground and I couldn't get up
After drinking a quart of the Johnny Jump Up
I went down the lee road, a friend for to see
They call it the madhouse in Cork by the Sea
Well when I got there, sure the truth I will tell,
They had this poor bugger locked up in a cell
Said the guard, testing him, say these words if you can, Around the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran
Tell him I'm not crazy, tell him I'm not mad
It was only a sip of the bottle I had
Oh never, Oh never, Oh never again
If I live to be a hundred or a hundred and ten
I fell to the ground and I couldn't get up
After drinking a quart of the Johnny Jump Up
A man died in the mines by the name of McNabb
They washed him and laid him outside on the slab
Well after the parlors measurements did take
His wife brought him home to a bloody fine wake
Twas about 12 o'clock and the beer was high
The corpse sits up and says with a sigh
I can't get to heaven, they won't let me up
Til I bring them a quart of the Johnny Jump Up
Oh never, Oh never, Oh never again
If I live to be a hundred or a hundred and ten
I fell to the ground and I couldn't get up
After drinking a quart of the Johnny Jump Up
So if ever you go down to Cork by the sea
Stay out of the ale house and take it from me
If you want to stay sane don't you dare take a sup
Of that devil drink cider called Johnny Jump Up
*everyone stares at them*
creeeeeepy....
Ok...well thats it! Now we judge--HEY WAIT A SECOND!! MAGUS DIDNT GO!!
Ahh crap...
Yeah! Come on Magus! Let's see what you can do!
Is that the only way out this?
Everyone: YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!
*sighs* There seems to be no other way...
*does a dead on impression of the Smashmouth version* I thought love was only true in fairy tales,
Meant for someone else but not for me.
Love was out to get me,
That's the way it seemed,
Disappointment haunted all my dreams
Then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind
I'm in love
I'm a believer
I couldn't leave her if I tried
I thought love was more or less a giving thing
Seems the more I gave, the less I got
What's the use in trying
All you get is pain
When I needed sunshine, I got rain
Then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind
I'm in love
I'm a believer
I couldn't leave her if I tried
*everyone stares*
what the heck...(I didn't know Magus could do that....)
...(Hah! Just wait untill I tell Cyrus that Magus is a singing sissy!)
OOkk then... well uhh...let's judge..
Ok I'll go see what the other Gurus say...
*whisper whisper whisper*
We have decided.
The winner of the Ultiment CT Karioke Party is none other thaaaaaaan.......
*everyone holds their breath*
TOMA, ZINA, AND CRONO, THE DRUNK SONG!!!!
*everyone plummets and hits the ground*
WWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTT??
but they were not even aware they were singing it.....
Treachery!
*every one slowly draws their weapons and closes in on the Gurus*
*slowly backs away* Uhh...take it easy now....
AAAAHHHHHHHH RUUUUUUUNNN!!!!!
*both Gurus run from everyone*
*still drunk* Aaaaand thats it feeeer *burp* the CT Karioke party.....
*hiccup* May theee foorce be with you!!!
*buuuuuuuuuuuuurp* Peash out!
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