At first, our hero is beaten by boxing kirby
(>-.X)> @=(^_^@)
After a quick thought, he closes his bad eye and runs for the stick of justice
(>O.-)> @=(^_^@)
Grabbing the stick of justice he spins around
P<(O.-<) @=(^_^@)
And throws himself at the fake kirby
(>O.-)>P @=(^_^@)
ASS KICKING ENSUES
!!!!!###$$%%^&$^&*^(%^&#@%!@#!!@#%@#$%!! *OW*
MORE ASS KICKING ENSUES until quote unquote fake kirby dies
(> ^_-)>P @(X_X @)
LIGHT SWITCH RAVE
|-| <( ^_-<) *Rave*
|<( ^_^|<)
|<( ^_^ )>|
(>| ^_^)>|
|<(__.__)>|
|<( ^_^|<)
|<( ^_^ )>|
(>| ^_^)>|
|<(__.__)>|
But someone slips crack cocaine into our hero's drink whilst he looks away
'''U<( >.> )>
And the worst trip in history ensues.
<( ^_$ )^
-( %_% )_
_( %_% )-
And right before he dies, he has a micheal Jackson moment
-=( ^O^ )=-
then he dies
-==( X_X )==-
THE END
