The Sunday Abuser
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News In Brief Santa Claus is coming to town...and ABIOS becomes a flurry of activity as they prepare for the occasion. DarkPsycho has prepared his special egg nog from boil fluids with a touch of cinnamon. The fruitcake is being prepared with the ample amounts of yeast from Cami's snatch. Creedance goes Christmas shopping and buys out the entire food court. People ran screaming as the gigantic blob of flubber swoops down the candy isle inhaling everything in sight. We regret being unable to afford the plane ticket to fly us around her ass to get a comment from the horse's mouth. |
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Cover Story: T'was the night before Christmas, MSN went on a rage. Deleted our comm, yes every Last page. Preacher threw fits, while Dark busted zits. And Petey ripped Angel for her long saggy tits. Fury turned geigh for he couldn t get laid. While Wee got knocked up and Dogpizza got AIDS. Just when I thought that things would get better. Cami-cunt bustles in with a letter. "What s wrong with floppy tits, ya flaming brown shits." Next thing you know, speaking of ho's...In one glimpse of pain. It was that fat slob named Jane.
"Oh Camp, Oh Camp!" she screamed and she begged: "Can i keep this sausage I stuffed down my leg?" I threw her ten dollars and called her a cab. "That's all you're getting, you fucking fat scab!"
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And so as you continue reading this page. Beware of the farts coming straight from AYE s cage. They ll burn and they'll suffocate, they'll really seal yer fate. For as I write this and smell that foul gas. I m smelling my death spewing from Aye s ass.
Inside: CampHell gets decorated with the Count's and Trammel's specially made Christmas Bolloxs to kick of the festivities. Unfortunately it was only a matter of days before the now sterile men of Abuse complained about the stench of their own rotting balls. Page...19 Melzlove and Peter got into a heated argument as PeterMasterbates ripped out her precious backhair and used it as tinsel on the Christmas tree. Page...22 |
Santa brings Angel an early christmas present. She is currently preparing to go into surgery to fix the sagging tits. This will keep future customers happy. Angel is revising her list. Anyone who has any suggestions on what should take the place of the "wonderbra", please feel free to send in yer opinions. Page...10 Phuckles Mc Chuckles mistaked one of the firearms for her dart-gun and blew her pussy to bits. Please send get well cards to Dr. Maggots clinic where she is currently being treated by Dr. Mengele. Page...25 Christmas charity set up for Preacher in an effort to see his Christmas wish granted ... a gang-bang by the elves from Santa's Village. Please be generous in your donations to the Preacher's Purse Fund. They are in desperate need for cases KY-jelly, fruit flavoured condoms and clean towels. Page...314
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Kiki Lu refuses to share her Kenyan hormone pills, therefore Budd resorts to eating Mistletoe in an effort to get bigger shoulders. Page...15
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