From onewhichisodd 
Ryoga: (Thinking): This printer is broken... 
Printers put letters on paper... 
Ranma has written LOTS of letters on paper... 
This is all Ranma’s fault! 
Ryoga: (Thinking) Ash's Japanese voice is MUCH better than his English one... 
Ash has black hair... 
So does Ranma... 
This is all Ranma’s fault! 
Ryoga: (Thinking) Ick. My noodles taste bad. 
I got these noodles at a store in China... 
One of Ranma's fiance's comes from China, AND she cooks noodles... 
This is all Ranma’s fault! 
Ryoga: (Thinking) Mousse has very bad eyesight... 
Mousse's eyes are blue-green... 
Ranma's eyes are NOT blue-green... 
This is all Ranma’s fault! 
Ryoga: (Thinking) The salmon industry crashed recently... 
I saw Ranma eating fish once... 
He ate a LOT of fish... 
This is all Ranma’s fault! 
Ryoga: (Thinking) There was a crow that had a terrible contagious disease in MA. 
Crows are black. 
Ranma has black hair. 
This is all Ranma’s fault! 
Ryoga: (Thinking): There is a lot of inflation in Silicon Valley. 
Nabiki is rich. 
Nabiki lives with Ranma. 
This is all Ranma’s fault!