From brickvillegang 
Ryoga: (Thinking) 
Oink, oink, oink, oink... 
Oink, oink, oink, oink, oink... 
(P-chan gets splashed with hot water) 
This is all Ranma's fault! 
Ryoga: (Thinking) 
Anything goes in the fashion industry... 
Ranma is a practiconer of the Anything-Goes Martial Arts Technique... 
This is all Ranma's fault! 
Ryoga: (Thinking) 
Pandas are an endangered species... 
Ranma has a father who turns into a panda... 
This is all Ranma's fault! 
Ryoga: (Thinking) 
Males lack tolerance and respect for females... 
Ranma turns into a female I don't tolerate or respect... 
This is all Ranma's fault! 
Ryoga: (Thinking) 
People in industrialized nations take food for granted... 
People are starving in Third Wolrd nations... 
Ranma doesn't appreciate anything Akane cooks him... 
This is all Ranma's fault!