From Mr. Insane 
Ryouga: (Thinking) 
There are many school shootings... 
The other weapons used besides guns to kill are knives... 
Knives are like short swords... 
Kuno uses a sword... 
Kuno is always trying to defeat Ranma... 
This is all Ranma's fault! 
Ryouga: (Thinking) 
Pearl Harbor was a horrible movie... 
Pearl Harbor had a dumb love story... 
"Mason Ikkoku" is a love story also... 
"Mason Ikkoku" was created by Rumiko Takahashi.. 
She created Ranma 1/2... 
She introduced Ranma before me... 
This is all Ranma's fault! 
(My respects to those who fought that day, but I must agree it was horribly historically innacurate -The editor) 
Ryouga: (Thinking) 
The President of the USA is a moron... 
Ranma called me a moron once... 
This is all Ranma's fault!