Submitted by Espectra Ryouga: (Thinking)The sky is blue... Ranma has blue eyes... This is all Ranma's fault! Ryouga: (Thinking) An american spy plane crashed in China... Ranma once took a trip to China... This is all Ranma's fault! Ryouga: (Thinking) The screenwriters guild doesn't have a new contract... Screenwriters write stories... Fanfics are stories... People write fanfics about Ranma... This is all Ranma's fault! Ryouga: (Thinking) Gasoline prices are going up... Gasoline comes from oil... The color of oil is black... Ranma's hair is black... This is all Ranma's fault! Ryouga: (Thinking) There is a power shortage in California... San Francisco is in California... Viz Video is in San Francisco... Viz Video distributes Ranma 1/2... This is all Ranma's fault! Ryouga: (Thinking) One of the Spice Girls left a long time ago... The Spice Girls are a group from the UK... UK are the first two letters in Ukyou's name... Ukyou is one of Ranma's fiancees... This is all Ranma's fault! Ryouga: (Thinking) Napster has been closed down... Napster is a site that lets you share music... Music comes from all over the world... The world covered with mostly water... Ranma changes into a girl when he is covered with cold water... This is all Ranma's fault! Ryouga: (Thinking) Anime is becomming more and more mainstream... Mainstreamers don't really appreciate what they have before them... Ranma doesn't appreciate Akane... This is all Ranma's fault! Ryouga: (Thinking) The X-Box may get most of the buying power when it comes to video games... Buying power means more money... Ranma loses most his money to Nabiki... This is all Ranma's fault! Ryouga: (Thinking) The Bush twins are in trouble again... The Bush twins are girls... Ranma turns into a girl... This is all Ranma's fault! Ryouga: (Thinking) Lakers lost in the last minute on Wednesday... Wednesday is in the middle of the week Another way to spell week is weak... Ranma picks on weak people... This is all Ranma's fault! P.S. Lakers 4-1! Ryouga: (Thinking) President Bush is pissing everyone off in Eurpoe (Aw heck he's pissing everyone off!) The U.S. is a country in North America... North America is a continent... A continent is a large amout of ground... People walk on ground... Ranma is a person... This is all Ranma's fault! Ryouga: (Thinking) The plot to the Disney movie Atlantis is incredibly thin... Thin is the opposite of fat... Fat people can become sumo wrestlers (but they don't have to)... Sumo wrestling is a type of martial art... Ranma studies martial arts... This is all Ranma's fault! Ryouga: (Thinking) There are no further plans to make a second season of Love Hina... Love Hina is a story about a guy who lives in an all girls dormitory... Ranma lives with three girls... This is all Ranma's fault! Ryouga: (Thinking) Someone revealed the ending "Planet of the Apes"... "Planet of the Apes" is a movie... People eat popcorn in movies... Corn was originally discovered in America... America is a continent which which people mistake for a country... Kuno mistakes Ranma for a girl half the time... This is all Ranma's fault! or... Ryouga: (Thinking) Someone revealed the ending "Planet of the Apes"... "Planet of the Apes" is a movie about a man who ends up in a world full of Apes... A type of Ape is a Gorilla... Ranma keeps telling Akane that she's as strong as a gorilla... This is all Ranma's fault! 1/11/2002 Ryouga: (Thinking) An asteroid almost hit us... Asteroids are made of rocks... The old goul taught me how to shatter rocks... The old goul wants Ranma to marry Shampoo... This is all Ranma's fault! Ryouga: (Thinking) Every time someone asks the Americans for help, someone of the same nationality will tell them to mind thier own business... No matter how much help Ranma gives me, he will always piss me off... This is all Ranma's fault! 1/18/2002 Ryouga: (Thinking) Enron has dropped the ball in ways unimmaginable... Ranma is always screwing things up with Akane... This is all Ranma's fault! 1/25/02 Ryouga: (Thinking) Breft Farve had a bad Saturday... Saturday comes before Sunday... Ranma 1/2 manga is distributed by Shogakugan Sunday... This is all Ranma's fault! 2/1/02 Ryouga: (Thinking) The U.S. is going through some wierd weather... Weather ends with the letter r... Ranma's name starts with the letter R... This is all Ranma's fault! 4/10/02 Ryouga: (Thinking) Kenny from "South Park" is gone for good... No one can clearly make out what Kenny says... No one can clearly make out what I say when I'm a pig... I turn into a pig because I chased Ranma down to Junsenkyou... This is all Ranma's fault! Ryouga: (Thinking) I just barley found out that Kenny is gone for good... Kenny G. wrote "song bird"... Birds fly... Ranma can fly after Akane punches him... This is all Ranma's fault 4/18/02 From Espectra Ryouga: Scottie Pippin was thrown out of the basketball game between the Lakers and the Trail Blazers after losing his cool... Trail mix is usually a mix of almonds, peantus, rasins, and sometimes M&M's... M&M's melt in your mouth not in your hand... The hand is quicker than the eye, espesially Ranma's... This is all Ranma's fault! 4/26/02 Ryouga (Thinking): The Rockies have been facing one of the worst droughts causing massive fires... Fire is hot... Hot can also mean attractive... Ranma's female version is attractive... This is all Ranma's fault!