Submitted by 2BadGanje 
Ryouga: (Thinking) 
I like girls with large breasts... 
Girls with large breasts don't like me... 
Girl-type Ranma is young and busty... 
This is all Ranma's fault! 

4/26/02
 
Ryouga (thinking):
When Windows XP was first released, there were a lot of problems...
These problems included bugs and, perhaps, viruses...
Viruses make people feel ill and weak, drained of strength...
Happosai once put a chi spell on Ranma to make him weaker...
 
This is all Ranma's fault!!!