From Akanesaiyen
1.
Ranma(singing):"I'm just a sweet transvestite..."

2.
Akane with Ranma on their wedding night
Akane: "Oh Ranma ..."
Ranma:"What ?!"
Akane:"Ranma lets play a game "
Ranma"K What kind ?"
Akane:"Justify my Love . I'll be Madoona and you can be....."

3.
Akane in a wedding dress and Ranma in his normal clothes are on a bridge
Ranma:" And I can understand if you wanted to marry him and not m...
Akane (interrupts):"Shut up, just shut up! You had me at 'Hello'!"
A minute later they are seen making out on the bridge.
Ranma(thinking):"whata minute I never said 'Hello'. Ah what the hell!"

4.
Mousse(singing):"And when I get excited my little china girl she says'Oh
baby just you shut your mouth..."

5.
Ranma(singing):"It's a nice day for a white wedding. 
WWWWWWOOOOWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
It's anice day to Start again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Akane:"I can't believe he's singing this."

6.
Ranma, Ryouga, Sanosuke, and Kuno(singing to Akane):"I would die for
you ! Yeah! Tell me if you want me to!!!
Akane:"Wow! They look great in purple!"
(This would be very amusing to see I think.)

7.
Ranma(singing):" I got chills their mulitiplyen. And I'm losen
control....
Akane(singing):"Ya betta shape up! Cause I need a man! And my heart
is set on you....
Ranma and Akane:"Don't want another! Who who who, tell me! Don't want
another !

8.
Akane(to Ranma singing):"I see ya baby shackin' that ass!
Shankin' that ass! Shankin' that ass!

9.
Akane:"Everyone I have annonoucement. I'm pregant with Ranma's
child!"

10.
Shampoo:"Shampoo no like Ranma anymore.Shampoo think she go after
happosei now."

11.
Akane:"I am the champion of Justice! I am Sailor Moon! Betta didn't 
see that one comin' didga?"

12.
Ranma - chan wearing Akane's panties.

13.
Or even worse, Ranma - kun wearing Akane's panties.

14.
Ranma:"Akane where are you getting all this money."
Akane:" Well Ranma you see on Friday and Saturday nights I'm a 
stripper. You wanna see a show right now?"
Ranma:"I'll go get my wallet!"

15.
Ranma:"Akane I love you. I want to be with you forever!"
Akane:"(cracking up) HA! HA! HA! Oh my God your serious! Whoa!

16.
Akane:"Hey Ranma!"
Ranma :"Wha!"
Akane:" You wanna see a cool trick I can do with a popcicle,
flashlight, and a push up bra?
Ranma:"Yeah Ok sure."

17.
Akane and Kasumi become the next Thema and Louise.

18.
Akane and just finshed reading a lemon fanfic about themselves,
and they are now turned on by each other.

19.
Nabiki:" Money isn't everything."

20.
Genma is attracted to Akane.

21.
Ranma:" Ya know Akane Ryoga's really P-Chan."
Akane :'' Oh yeah. I know."
Ranma:"You what?! Well why'da sleep with him?!"
Akane :'' What can I say. Little black pigs with black
and yellow bandanas around their necks turn me on."

22.
Ranma:'' I like big butts and I cannot lie. You other brothers can't
deny!"
Ukyo, Akane, Shampoo, Kodachi:"SHUT UP!!!!!!"

23.
Ukyo:" Darien! He's hot!"

24.
Kodachi:"Tenchi !!! He's soooo HOT!!!!!"

25.
Shampoo:" OH! Goku spicey HOT!!"

26.
Akane :"Inu Yasha's HOT!!!!!!!!!!"

27.
Ranma meets 6 other women who love him and become his fiancees.
Akane:"Well,I'm out numbered I give!"

28.
Doco behind the music:
Akane:'' I was having a secret relationship with Ranma. Well
I mean his boy form."
Ranma-chan:" I was outta control! I was beaten up everyone!
Well except for Akane cause she was good in the sack."
Shampoo:" Shampoo was tacking Cocaine for many year."
Kasumi :"I was spending most of the bands money on things I
didn't even need."
Nabiki:" I sold Shampoo the Cocaine for 5,000 yen a pop!"

29.
Ranma:"Do I make you horny?"

30.
Akane:"I know what boys like. I know what guys want..."

31.
Kasumi:That's it!!!! I can't take it anymore!!!!!!! I'M A PORN STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Genma :I thought that was you!

32.
Akane and Shampoo: WE ARE BEST FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!

33.
P-chan is sleeping with Akane
Akane: OH P-chan! (dumps hot water over him)
OH hi Ryoga!
Ryoga: HI Akane!
Akane: Ryoga wanna get laid?
Ryoga : OH KAY!!!!!!

34.
Akane : Ranma WHY did you save ME!
Ranma : What!?
Akane : I wanted to marry that prince!

35.
Genma: I've deceided to break the engagement.
Ranma and Akane : Oh
Suddenly a huge stampeed of boys come running towards the Tendo Dojo
Akane: OH CRAP!!!!!!!!

36.
A normal dinner at the Tendo Dojo:
Akane: Alright I admit it!!!!!!!! I want to get laid by RANMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ranma hears this, picks her up and gos towards the stairs.
Ranma: I'll be gone for the rest of the night! SEE YA!!!!!!

37.
Akane: Ranma you've been acting weird lately...
Ranma: Shut up and kiss me!

38.
Akane: Ta ta ta ta touch me! I want to be TOUCHED! Fe fe fe fe feel
me! I want to be FELT UP!!!!!!

39.
Ranma: There once was a man from nantucket...

40.
Ryoga: If you build it he will come.

41.
Akane: I desire a cooking show!!

42.
Genma: Soun! Soun! I could of been a contunda!

43.
Akane: Ranma NO baka!!!!! KAMAHAMAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

44.
Akane: Ryoga NO baka!!!!

45.
Akane: Kuno NO baka!!!!!!!!!!

46.
Akane gets a job as a nurse and ends up looking like nurse nanoko.

47.
Ranma: Ryoga, come on it's just simple geometry. A right angle of
90 degrees. I mean duh!

48.
Akane: It's never too late to express my feelings to Ranma.

49.
Happosai: Ranma, I am your father.

50.
Ranma: (first introduced to the Tendos) The name's Saotome, Ranma
Saotome.

51.
Ranma: Heres Johnny or ah.. Ranma!

52.
Akane: My name is Akane Yohko Xiangania Zelda....

53.
Ranma: Aye Crumba!

54.
Nodoka:Oh my son is so manly!

55.
Akane:...Rinoa Sabrina Juu-Chan Pan....

56.
Akane: Yo I'll tell ya what I want what I really really want

57.
Shampoo: Jump card return power confide

58.
Akane:... Shiori Kocho Mima Misao...

59.
Akane with Ranma's child.

60.
Akane with Kuno's child.

61.
Akane with Ryoga's child.

62.
Ah hell Akane with everyone's child.

63.
Akane:... Elizabeth Leona Tendo the 5th.

64.
Akane: Ranma this, Ryoga that , Kuno hit me with a wiffle ball bat.

65.
Akane:(talking really fast) I'm not on pep pills!

66.
Akane: I just realized that since Ranma is half girl and half boy
I'm screwed because either way he can marry me! DAMMIT!

67.
Ranma: (singing) Raindrops are falling on my head. But that doesn't mean my hair will soon be turning red.

68.
Ranma: Come Ryoga old chum.

69.
P-chan: Wilber!

70. Akane: I'm just a girl. I'm pretty and petite...