Flamemaxwell
1. Duo: (in a bed with Heero sitting in a chair next to him.)
I see pink elephants!
2. Heero: I hate bombs and that kinda crap. I like fuzzy bunnies
and little puppies and kitties.
3. Heero:(in the shower) Baby I don't understand, why we can't
be lovers....(Relena walks in) Relena: Why sure we can!
4. Duo: Why the hell am I paired with this bitchy parasite?
Hilde is way too clingy!(tries to pry Hilde's hands from his foot)get off!!!!!
Hilde: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flame(me, I look like a female Duo with blonde hair!): I'll help get the
bitch off! (pulls out an uzi)Get off my boyfriend! **blam blam blam!!**(Hilde
drops dead) Better?(hugs & kisses Duo)
Duo: Much!!!!!
5. Wufei: All I want is a woman who can love me for me, not
just cuz I give her money to spend.*sigh* off I go to search the streets.
(NOTE: NOT for ice cream or a walk!)
6. Heero:(In his Gundam at the self destruct button) Oooooooooooooo,
what does this button do?
7. Trowa: ::::hic::: Sake kicks... :::hic:::
8. Quatre: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts all standing
in a row! And here they are all falling on Wufei's head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Wufei hears him)
Wufei: Hey! My head is hard as a crocs jaws! (Heero and Duo hear
that conversation from the other room)
Duo to Heero: He's been watching The Crocodile Hunter again hasn't
he?
Heero: Yup.
9. Relena: I'm thinking of becoming a prostitute...
10. Dorothy: Why are you laughing Trieze? Your brows are worse than
mine! Trieze: I don't think so...
11. Flame: Duo! What are you doing?(Duo looks at her guiltily from
behind the fridge door) Duo: Nothing, nothing at all...
Flame: You better not be drinking that sake you gave me as a gift
for St. Patty's Day today, are you? (Duo hides the green sake behind his
back)
Duo: And if I was?
Flame: I'm gonna make you share a hall corridor with Heero and Relena
in a bedroom together!
Duo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anything
but that!!! Not them in the same room!!!
12. The Gundam pilots are at a kareoke bar and so is Flame, Dorothy,
Relena and Hilde. Wufei has chosen a song as the others are sitting at
a table in this order: Duo, Flame, Heero, Relena, Trowa, Hilde, Quatre,
Dorothy.
Wufei: Question: Tell me what you think about me, I buy my own diamonds
and I buy my own rings. When it's all over please get up and leave. :::da
da da da...::: I depend on me, Girl I didn't know you could get down like
that Charlie how your Angel's get down like that.........
13. Relena is staring transfixed out the window where Heero, Trowa,
Wufei, and Hilde left that morning.
Relena: Oh where could my lover be? Flame and Duo glance up at her
from their spot on the couch(everyone put Relena left the room earlier
^_~)
Together: HEERO ISN'T YOUR LOVER!!
Relena: I wasn't talking about Heero, I was referring to Hilde.
Flame and Duo really didn't need to hear that and went down to the basement.
14. Quatre: What's a lover?
15. Quatre to Duo: And what do you and Flame do when you two are
on a date or at home? Duo and Flame look at each other hesitantly. Both:
You'll understand when you grow up a little Quatre.
16. Wufei: You drive me crazy, I just can't sleep! I'm so excited
I'm in too deep.
Sally Po: HOLY S*** MONKEYS!!! WUFEI!! NEVER EVER TURN ON BRITNEY
SPEARS AROUND TESTY PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T HAD THEIR CAFFEINE YET!!!
17. Duo: I think Quatre escaped from the nut house. Quatre is sitting
in the corner rocking back and forth. He looks drugged and hyper.
Quatre: I didn't escape! They gave me a day pass!
Duo: I think I'm gonna stand over here a little....
18. Duo jumps up on the dinner table as all the majorly talked about
GW people and Flame are eating dinner and starts to sing "The Thong Song"
Quatre: uh.... Trowa: !
Heero: Oh dear god...
Wufei: Weak Maxwell! I can sing and dance better than that!
Sally Po: No you can't!
Relena: I'd rather glomp Heero!
Flame: Go Duo it's your birthday! Flame joins him on the table!
Dinner is pretty much ruined!
19. Goku: What?! Where am I? Is this Kame's Tower?
Duo: Funky hair.
Goku: Hey girl...
Duo: I'M A GUY! ASK FLAME! SHE CAN TELL YOU!
Goku: ...
Duo: Plus, wrong place, wrong anime show!
From Mythrin Mandragoran
1.Trowa: Hey uo do me a favor?
Duo: What?
Trowa: I'm taking Cathrine's place in throwing knives and I need a target.
Duo: Heck no! if you miss, you'll pop my implants!
Trowa: You have implants? I thought they were natural
With that, Duo storms out the room in complete rage.
2.Heero is sitting on a bench in the park, his gundam directly behind him. A couple girls walk up to him.
Girl 1: Hey you're kinda cute. My friend here needs a date for a dance coming up. Would you mind being her date?
Girl 2: It will only be for a couple hours at my school.
Heero eyes the two girls. Both are pretty cute. Staning up, Heero walks over to the his gundam, reaches in and grabs something. Turning around, Herro points a gun at the two girls an kills them both. Putting the gun away, Herro walks back to the bench and is about to sit down when chang comes up. Stepping over the bodies, Chang isn't the least bit surprised
in the least.
Chang: You could have at least gotten me instead of killing them. Oh and by the way, I think I saw Relena walking up. I think she's looking for you for a dance.
Racing back to his gundam, Heero ignores the gun, activates his gundam and starts blasting the entire sidewalk Chang had pointed to for five straight minutes. After the entire area has been completely nutralized, Heero jumps out as Trowa and Duo come running up.
Trowa: what the hell are you doing?! Do you know how many people you just killed?
Duo: Ditto. One of them I thought was Relena but when I double checked it was another girl who looked like her.
Heero then glares at Chang who is looking around, whistling. Relena then comes rnning up from the complete oposite end of the park.
Relena: Hey Heero, want to go to the dance with me?
Heero then runs off, shouting out from the nut house to take him away an keep Relena out.
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