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Ah! Welcome to Maya's HOMEPAGE! Bwahahahaha! The great Maya has done sooo much website work, and is currently designing a page for a friend. She decided to have a site dedicated to her. This is a pre-made layout, cuz' Maya is a lazy person, so will be her homepage bwahahahaha!!!!!!! Extra
Use dis button to link to moi! Muahahahaha!

Hohohoho! Fav. Quotes of the Maya! Note: Maya loves the tv sitcom Cheers. Don't ask. On those sleepless nights when I cann't sleep on the ol' futon, I watch cheers on nick at nite.


"Good evening everybody."

"NORM!"


"What's new in the world Norm?"

"It's a dog eat dog world out there, and I'm wearin milkbone underpants"


Maya's Quotes

"Hey, Folkies!"

"No freakin duh."

"Go away..."

"The cheesburgehs fly by midnight" (okay, I stole that one)

"Oh go get bitten by a radioactive chipmunk and start eating "Slice" coated walnuts!"

"Later on, I'll show you something called a M-i-r-r-o-r"

"LUCKY SMILEY 4EVER!"

"Mrs.(one o' mi teachers) this is sooo unfair, i already have eight reports due!"

"Visit my website folkies!"

"Hello, folkies IS a real word!"

(in unison with Lyra)They will take you a-w-a-y...

(a random person)By who?

(unison)Them...

"P o j o sama"

"Oujosama"

"Oujosama To Oyobi"


Hohoho...Maya is writing a book too!

It be called...dear visitor..."The Lady of Legends"

I sent the manuscript in, and hopefully it will come to a bookstore near YOU!

The Lady of Legends© is copyright Maya, and Knopf inc.

And for those you attempt to steal it...I will find you...and then I'll sue you!

More Quotes por tu...

"Veni, Vidi, Vici...I came, I saw, I conquered"


These are more Maya phrases, thoughts, and quotes...

"Thing-a-ma-bobber"

"Oh-ma-ma-bob"

"I wish you and I could move to Brazil together...then I could legally run you over..."

The Radioactive Thingies

List of things I have made radioactive--->

Chipmunk (pour slice on it in hot weather. It will sizzle, move ten times faster, and glow with a fluorescent light!)

Squirrel (see Chipmunk)

Dandelion (pour that Lunchable Cola stuff on it, it will sizzle, and turn a pale green)

Chicken (mix lemon juice with carbonated water. Pour on chicken. It will sizzle and cluck, running in circles, then it vill probably run into a wall...) That be all for the list now! Note that no animals were hurt in this observational campaign called "Operation Chipmunk". Note the members are me n' Lyra.




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