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Ah! Welcome to Maya's HOMEPAGE! Bwahahahaha! The great Maya has done sooo much website work, and is currently designing a page for a friend. She decided to have a site dedicated to her. This is a pre-made layout, cuz' Maya is a lazy person, so will be her homepage bwahahahaha!!!!!!!
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![]() Hohohoho! Fav. Quotes of the Maya! Note: Maya loves the tv sitcom Cheers. Don't ask. On those sleepless nights when I cann't sleep on the ol' futon, I watch cheers on nick at nite. "Good evening everybody." "NORM!"
"What's new in the world Norm?" "It's a dog eat dog world out there, and I'm wearin milkbone underpants" Maya's Quotes "Hey, Folkies!" "No freakin duh." "Go away..." "The cheesburgehs fly by midnight" (okay, I stole that one) "Oh go get bitten by a radioactive chipmunk and start eating "Slice" coated walnuts!" "Later on, I'll show you something called a M-i-r-r-o-r" "LUCKY SMILEY 4EVER!" "Mrs.(one o' mi teachers) this is sooo unfair, i already have eight reports due!" "Visit my website folkies!" "Hello, folkies IS a real word!" (in unison with Lyra)They will take you a-w-a-y... (a random person)By who? (unison)Them... "P o j o sama" "Oujosama" "Oujosama To Oyobi" Hohoho...Maya is writing a book too! It be called...dear visitor..."The Lady of Legends" I sent the manuscript in, and hopefully it will come to a bookstore near YOU! The Lady of Legends© is copyright Maya, and Knopf inc. And for those you attempt to steal it...I will find you...and then I'll sue you! More Quotes por tu... "Veni, Vidi, Vici...I came, I saw, I conquered" These are more Maya phrases, thoughts, and quotes... "Thing-a-ma-bobber" "Oh-ma-ma-bob" "I wish you and I could move to Brazil together...then I could legally run you over..." The Radioactive Thingies List of things I have made radioactive---> Chipmunk (pour slice on it in hot weather. It will sizzle, move ten times faster, and glow with a fluorescent light!) Squirrel (see Chipmunk) Dandelion (pour that Lunchable Cola stuff on it, it will sizzle, and turn a pale green) Chicken (mix lemon juice with carbonated water. Pour on chicken. It will sizzle and cluck, running in circles, then it vill probably run into a wall...)
That be all for the list now! Note that no animals were hurt in this observational campaign called "Operation Chipmunk". Note the members are me n' Lyra.
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