Ah yes, one of my favs', things that characters would never say. A small collection of things that your favorite Tenchi Muyo characters would never be caught dead saying, have fun kiddies! Washu
"Gee Mihoshi, your so smart! How do you do that!"
"I despise crabs, and I hate babies!"
"Tenchi, you're so boring, so average, why, I have no reason whatsoever to want to study you. Mihoshi, however, would probably prove great use to me, as she is so smart!"
"GOD! Why do I have to be stuck in a kids body?! It's so unfair, why, I would like to be an adult, where social status can mean something in my life!"
"For the last time, people, don't call me Washu-chan, It's driving me crazy, especially you Ayeka!!!!"
"Ryoko, could you puh-lease stop calling me mom, you're giving me a headache."
"SASAMI!!!Ryo-ohki isn't your's!!! He's mine, c'mon, give him back ya little runt!"
"Funaho, I'm gonna give everybody a mass-reproduced being except Jurai!"
"Dr.Clay, you shouldn't have been kicked out of the academy, and you should've gotten the seat at the Director's Chair."
"Could someone give me a towel, I'm embarassed."
"Ayeka, you really deserve Tenchi, go on, take him, I'll be happy just going back to my cave and sleeping for another 700 years."
I love Jurai so much! Ayeka, please, can I become an official citizen, I'll even work for you!"
"Uh, Tenchi, you're uh, sitting kinda close::blushing::and uh, I'm kind of uncomfortable, c-could you move?"
"Tenchi, you know what, I have had it with you! I'm going back to my cave!!!::storms off::"
"::to Washu::Mommy, I'm scared!"
"::to Sasami::Hey Runt, could ya speed up the cooking in there, I'm starved!!!"
::to Mihoshi::Mihoshi, i'm gonna turn myself in, even though my criminal record has expired"
"Tenchi, just take the freakin' gems already! SHEESH!"
SAKE', ewwwww, c'mon Tenchi, you know I don't drink!"
"People, I am sick and tired of doing all the work around here! I do the cooking, the cleaning, the housework, while you guys just laze on the roof, in the onsen, and on the upholsters near the ceiling!!!!"
"I don't know how to cook..."
"Ryo-ohki, go away, you're so weird, I despise you!"
"Tenchi, you're hugging me? God, get away you vile creature!"
"Moms here? When she leaves, come and get me from Timbuktwo."
"I wanna be royal and proper, and someday, I hope to be as great as my wonderful, perfect, beautiful sister, Ayeka."
Ah, to heck with cooking and housework, i'm spendin' the rest of the day in the onsen."
"I'm not worried at all that the gang would leave me if I told them I was assimilated with Tsunami, and I'm so cheerful and happy about the subject."
"Tsunami, just buzz off and leave me alone, I don't need your pathetic help to stay alive, in fact, I don't depend on you at all!"
"Mihoshi, you're such a bubblehead, you don't one brain cell in your head do you? Go back to Galaxy Police where you belong! Don't come back either."
VIDEO GAMES! God, get them away from me, i hate them, they rot your mind!!!"
"I hate helping out, and I hate making myself useful!"
"Bishoujo Manga is so dumb!"
Ryoko
Sasami