True Friend


When you are sad
I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge

against the sorry bastard who made you sad.


When you are blue
I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.


When you r Glad
I'll know you finally got laid.


When you are scared
I will rag you about it every chance I get.


When you are worried
I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be and to quit whining.


When you are annoying
I will use little words to explain.


When you are sick
Stay the hell away from me until you're well
again, I don't want whatever you have.


When you fall
I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.


This is my oath
I pledge 'til the end
Why you may ask?
Because you're my friend!


Send this poem to ten of your friends
And get depressed because you realize you only have two friends
And one of them is not speaking to you right now anyway


And for the one friend i have left please send this back so i know i'm not alone!

Comments: This email was sweet and I thought it was quite nice.

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