For the Ladies- Comebacks to those cheesy lines some guys use

 
1.	HE. "Can I buy you a drink? "
  	SHE. " Actually I'd rather have the money " 

 
2.	HE: I'm a photographer, I've been looking for a face like yours!
	SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon, I've been looking for a face like yours!!!

3.	HE: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?
	SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!

4.	HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? 
	SHE: I must've been given your share!!! 

5.	HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday? 
	SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!! 

6.	HE: Your face must turn a few heads! 
	SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!! 

 7.	HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out! 
	SHE: Okay, get out!!! 

 8.	HE: I think I could make you very happy. 
	SHE: Why? Are you leaving? 

 9.	HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me? 
	SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!

10.	HE: Can I have your name? 
	SHE: Why, don't you already have one? 

 11.	HE: Shall we go and see a movie? 
	SHE: I've already seen it!!! 



12.	HE: Where have you been all my life?
	SHE: Hiding from you. 


13.	HE: Haven't I seen you some place before? 
	SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.   

 14.	HE: Is this seat empty? 
 	SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. 

 15.	He: What do you do for a living? 
	SHE: I'm a female impersonator. 

16.	HE: Hey baby, what's your sign? 
	SHE: Do not enter.   


17. 	HE: Your body is like a temple. 
	SHE: Sorry, there are no services today. 

18.	HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. 
	SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. 

19.	HE: Where have you been all my life? 
	SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.



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