1. HE. "Can I buy you a drink? " SHE. " Actually I'd rather have the money "
2. HE: I'm a photographer, I've been looking for a face
like yours!SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon, I've been looking for a
face like yours!!!
3. HE: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same
4. HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE: I must've been given your share!!!
5. HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday? SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
6. HE: Your face must turn a few heads! SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!
7. HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out! SHE: Okay, get out!!!
8. HE: I think I could make you very happy. SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
9. HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me? SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!
10. HE: Can I have your name? SHE: Why, don't you already have one?
11. HE: Shall we go and see a movie? SHE: I've already seen it!!!
12. HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Hiding from you.
13. HE: Haven't I seen you some place before? SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
14. HE: Is this seat empty? SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
15. He: What do you do for a living? SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
16. HE: Hey baby, what's your sign? SHE: Do not enter.
17. HE: Your body is like a temple. SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
18. HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
19. HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.
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