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Completed:
2002-07-26 Standard
disclaimer: I do not own anything in this fan fiction except for the idea
behind it and even that is mostly blatantly stolen from a multitude of
sources. And if you don’t like that, then SUE ME! Uhm, why are you all
staring at me like that? No, it was a joke! Really! No, don’t take my
computer, no, not my videogames, no, not my cat!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!! *Sounds
of a man being stripped of everything he own can be heard. * (Does anyone
know that sound effect BTW?) Note:
This is a side story to Balance of Chaos. As such, you do not have to read
this to understand the main story. Timeline:
This story takes place during Balance of Chaos 3, part 1. More
specifically, between the point where Ranma leaves the UN ETSPP
headquarters and the point where he goes to the Masaki Shrine. Age rating: If you can understand all the crap I’m spouting then you are definitely old enough to read this fan fiction. |
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Kenneth Lönnberg aka Macross_VF1 proudly presents: Balance
of Chaos Side
story one: Eye catches ***
- - - - *** Under
a mountain, in a secret base, the infamous Crime lord and terrorist leader
M. Bison sat on a throne-like chair pondering about the recent events in
Japan. The world famous Ryu had long been one of his main interests but
now he had new ‘hobby’. He
pressed a button on the armrest. “Have you located him yet?” “No
sir.” Came the static response. “He is even harder to pinpoint than
Ryu. He was last reported in London and the one before that said Japan.
The strange thing is that it was only one hour between the reports. Of
course, since the subject has access to technology we could only dream of,
it is highly possible that he uses some kind of transportation device that
allows him to traverse unimaginable distances in just a blink of the
eye.” “Continue
the search. Do not rest until you have found a solid lead, understood?”
Bison commanded. “Yes
sir! We shall double our efforts.” Bison
disconnected the communication and looked up as the door to his chambers
opened. His cronies Vega, Sagat and Balrog came in. “Any
luck?” Balrog asked. “No.”
Bison answered making clear that he did not want to hear any more on the
subject for the moment. Balrog
was of course oblivious to this and snorted as he continued. “Bah, I
dunno what you see in ‘dis guy. Without his fancy guns he’s nuthin’.” Bison
smirked though it wasn’t a pleasant one. “So you say… Then you
don’t have any problems with volunteering to be a moving target for
those guns, will you? “ Balrog
was about to retort when he caught Bison’s smirk. He lowered his head
and almost looked like he was ashamed. “Good,
now here’s your new mission…” Bison began. “Nice
place you got here.” A voice said from the side. All
of them whirled on the spot to face the intruder. All of them also
instantly recognized the speaker. Ranma
Wildman stood there looking down on what appeared to be a handheld palm
computer. Bison motioned for his cronies to surround Wildman at the same
time as he pressed an alarm button on his chair. He calmly stood up and
faced the armoured man. “Welcome to my humble domain. I never would have
expected the famous Wildman to visit me. I guess my reputation precedes
me.” He said in an exaggerated manner despite being quite irritated to
have the person he wanted to find showing up quite literally on his
doorstep. Ranma
only ignored him. Bison
got more irritated and coughed to get his attention. “Exactly what are
you doing?” Ranma
looked up from the screen of his device. “Oh, don’t mind me, I’m
just taking some readings. I’ll be gone in a minute.” Bison
tensed up in barley-contained fury. How dared he make a mockery of M.
Bison? “Are you joking? In that case I do not find it funny. I repeat:
What. Are. You. Doing?” Ranma
sighed and put away the device. “So you want to know?” He suddenly
changed his entire expression and seemed to have developed a constant
frown. “Same thing as we do every night Pinky.” He said in a deeper
voice. Bison
raised an eyebrow at the strange behaviour. “And what is that?” “Try
to take over the world! BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!” Ranma laughed like a
maniac. He changed back to his normal expression. “Damn, I love that
show.” He said and promptly vanished through a portal.
Four
of the world’s most dangerous and evil men sweatdropped. *** Morrigan
Aensland was, as usual, bored. At the moment she was walking the streets
of London trying to find something to lighten her mood. She sighed and
wished she could find a worthy challenge. Be careful what you wish for… “Hellooo,
Nurse!” A male voice came from behind her. She
quickly turned to face the offending person only to have him jump straight
into her arms. “Give
me some sugar, baby.” He said preparing his lips for a big kiss. Morrigan
snarled and dropped the offending person in disgust. He
quickly stood up. “C’mon, don’t be that way. I was just joking.
Besides, I thought a Succubus liked this kind of stuff.” Morrigan
narrowed her eyes in suspicion. How could he know she was a succubus? He
didn’t feel like something other than a mortal. Suddenly her eyes
widened in recognition. It was the guy from Japan! This could prove
interesting. “Maybe I was a bit hasty. ” She said in a sultry tone and
put on her (almost) patented succubus charms. She laid one of her slender
hands on Ranma’s shoulders and subtly moved her other hand over his
body. “Maybe you want to follow me home for a cup of tea…” she
suggested, also saying that she had a lot more in mind than some tea. Ranma
only chuckled. ”Heh, sorry to disappoint you but that doesn’t work on
me.” He smiled genuinely. “Now what are you doing outside your domain?
From the looks of it you are more than a bit bored.” Morrigan
was surprised that he didn’t react to her seduction attempt. She quickly
collected herself and assumed her normal behaviour. “You don’t know
how right you are.” She said with a sigh. “It’s like the human world
doesn’t have anything to offer any more. Although I could think of a
thing or two to offer you.” She said smiling back. Ranma
chuckled again. “Sorry, but I’m working right now. But if you want
some fun you always could visit Ryu.” “Ryu?”
Morrigan inquired. Could he possibly be referring to the Ryu?
“Sure
thing. I last saw him in the Himalayas. He was heading to India.” He
took out a small computer screen that showed a map of India. “He should
be… Ah there he is.” Ranma said indicating a certain spot. “If you
are quick you might catch up with him tomorrow.” Morrigan
was ecstatic. She had heard tons of rumours of this Ryu guy but she had
never been able to find him. She gave Ranma a quick peck on the cheek.
“Thanks. I owe you one.” She said before sprinting off. Ranma
chuckled for a third time. “Yup. I’m evil. ” He said to himself. *** Ryu was afraid. Very afraid. Now, one might think that a person who is one of the best martial artists in the world and has faced and beaten the infamous M. Bison, the possessed Akuma, the ruthless Sagat and his own dark side might not be afraid of anything. They
were wrong. On
his right side, a teenage girl in a blue and white Japanese school
uniform, tugged at his arm. “C’mon Ryu. Please let me train under
you.” She pleaded. The girl’s name was Sakura. On
his other side, a mature and well-endowed woman literally clung to his arm
in a sensual manner. “Forget about the little brat, Ryu. I can teach you
a thing or two about _marital_ arts instead.” The woman’s name was
Morrigan. Ryu
sighed and basically wanted to vanish. He had no problems with hitting
women, but only if he was attacked or was challenged. This kind of
situation though… Well he just didn’t have much experience in dealing
with women and to make the matter worse, Sakura and Morrigan had just
engaged in a staring match, lowering the temperature around them, and
consequently him as well, several degrees. *Oh, well. * He thought. *It
can’t get worse than this.* Murphy’s
law just loves that statement. He
rounded a corner trying to make a subtle escape from the women’s glaring
competition only to bump into someone. “Excuse me.” He quickly said. “Ryu?”
Asked the person. Ruy
turned to face the person. He got a small surprise when it was Chun Li.
“It IS you!” She exclaimed happily. “I’ve been looking for you. We
have found a good lead on Bison again and we want your he…” She
suddenly stopped and looked over Ryu’s shoulder. Her entire mannerism
changed in a second, from happy to suspicious. “Who are those people?”
She said in a frosty tone. Ryu almost shivered at the coldness in her voice as he looked back only to see Morrigan and Sakura catching up with him. They both stopped in their tracks when they noticed Chun Li. They exchanged overly pleasant presentations and another staring match followed. He idly wondered what Kami he had pissed of to deserve this. And yes, he was afraid. *** All
over the anime multiverse, millions of guys surrounded by pretty girls,
sneezed. *** - - - - *** |
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