Miko-chan's on Crack
 

They were sulking again.

BOTH of them.

One was bad enough, but when they BOTH started...

Not to mention the insults.

"At least I can knock on a door without making a two minute production out of it, no da!"

"Yeah? Well, at least I can make a complete sentence without throwing in a bunch of nonsense... NO DA!"

Aw, shit, he took the mask off. That means he's pissed. They've already been at it for twenty minutes... and I'm stuck in the middle.

"You can't make him happy! Yer a friggen' MONK! Would you even know what to DO with a hard-on if you HAD one?"

Oh, god. Maybe if I bury my head in my hands, they'll forget I even exist?

"Certainly not the way YOU do, no da."

"What the hell is that supposed to mean?"

"You've had enough practice at it, na no da! Is there ANYONE in the Leikaku bandits you HAVEN'T screwed no da?"

"Or maybe you DO know what to do with it? I dunno, man, enough years of celibacy, and I imagine even a withered old crone and a bunch of brainless chibis start to look good..."

Oh, god, even *I* have to wince at that one... and then shudder at the thought of Taiitsu-kun and sex in the same sentence...

"You... you... blue-haired, scar-faced, hentai!"

Err... I'm not even sure which of them said that...

"Look who's talking!"

Not that it matters...

"Yarou! You can't have him, he's MINE!"

"MINE, NO DA!"

"MINE!"

"MINE, NO DA!"

"MI-"

"ENOUGH!" I even surprised myself with that. Usually just try to stay out of the way when they start squabbling... but dammit, I have just plain had enough!

"If yer both gonna be this childish, then ya can both do without me! Fight it out between yerselves, I don't care, just leave me out of it!" At the doorway, I stop and glare back at them. "And fer Suzaku's sakes, GROW UP!"
 

*slam*
 

Silence...
 

Followed by stifled laughter.

"Finally!"

"Hai, no da! I thought he'd NEVER leave no da!"

Several steamy kisses... and a distinct loss of clothing... later...

"I can't believe he's still falling for this..."
 
 

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Miko: Okay, I'm done now.

Tasuki: <grumble> Thank goodness..

Kouji:Oi, that's IT? You NEVER write fics that short...

Chichiri: Where's the lemon, na no da?

Tasuki: You WANT lemon? What the fuck? Is there something I should know about here?

Kouji & Chichiri: <sweatdrop> Never mind (no da)...

Miko: <sweatdrop> I've created a monster...
 
Review
FY Yaoi Fics
Fushigi Yuugi Yaoi
Home