-HOW TO TELL IF YOUR OBSESSED WITH DBZ-

1. You drink only water for a week and end up at the hospital.

2. You dye your hair black, use ten gallons of hair gell, put on a blue spandex outfit and call yourself Vegita.

3. You lose a fight because you spend the whole time trying to form a Spirit Bomb

4. You continue to chant "Kamehameha"

5. You force your friends to call you Vegeta

6. You paint six small dots on your forehead

7. Ki actually means something to you

8. You cut your sleeves and put on many layers of clothes and call it a Gi

9. You actually think it is possible to have hair like Goku's

10. You die your hair purple and buy a plastic sword

11. You build a time machine and expect it to work

12. You try and make a gravity machine

13. You paint yourself pink and try to pass as a Kid Buu

14. Highlight your hair and call yourself a Super Saiyin

15. You spend most of your free time thinking about DBZ, and when your not thinking about it, you are drawing it 16. You plant a cherry tree and call it the "Tree of Might"

17. You consider Goku to be a possible role model 18. You expect to find Higher Dragons in a burning forest

19. You get AOL just to make a DBZ Screen-Name and to fight people and prove that you really are a Saiyin

20. You find a piece of colored glass and call it a Scouter

21. You watch the same DBZ tape over and over and act surprised when an attack starts, even know you knew it was comming a mile away

22. Find a pipe cleaner and consider it a tail

23. You cried for hours when Vegeta got killed by Freeza, and you cried for days when Vegeta killed himself trying to stop Majin Buu

24. Try and build a small space pod and tell your friends you were sent down to Earth with it

25. You actually look like Goku

26. Try and learn the Kame's technique

27. You convince yourself that you were born on Planet Vegeta and that your parents found you and lied to you about you being their child

28. You brag to your friends about blowing up a certain planet with a fighting force

29. You wear two earrings and convince your friends that you are Vegetto

30. Learn every lyric of every song and try and actually do what they say (train a dinosaur to ride a ball?!?)

31. You have two imaginary friends: Goku and Vegeta

32. You threaten to summon Goku and Vegeta to this dimension if your buddies make you mad

33. You practice for hours a day trying to fly

34. You get Christmas ornaments and put red star stickers on them and tell your friends they are the real Dragon Balls

35.You light yourself on fire and start making noises of extreme exertion and yell "power-up!" The following were contributed by GOHAN and GOKU

36. you paint your dog purple and give it wings and call it iccoris

37.you pick up a cigarette and see a cloud of smoke and call it the flying nimbus

38.you despise pink bubble gum because you think it is majin buu

39.you see lima beans and think they restore your strengh

40. you say hyper speed and expect to go fast in your gym class

41. every time you play dodge ball you always lose because you are constantly trying to form an energy wave

42.you call your little brother goten or your little sister pan and your mom chi-chi and your dad goku

43. you see a person with spiked hair and call them a mystic sayin

44. every night you paint balls like the dragonballs and use electricitry hoping that the surge will awaken shenron

45. you constantly shock you self in the morning and dye you hair gold and call yourself a super saiyan

46. you jump into a dryer and consider it the room of spirit and time

47. every time your sister is dancing in her room you jump in and start doing the fusion dance

48.every time your friend comes over you ask him to do the namekian fusion

49. every time your watching TV you try to change the channel with your ki energy

50. you get really fat and eat everything whole and force your friends to call you buu

51. just by reading this page

52. everytime you see a little christmas elf with a white mo-hawk you bow down and call him Supreme Kai

53. You paint an 'M' on your forehead and tell people to call you Majin