Welcome To The Ernie Files

Throughout this page, we will be following the adventures of "ern". Ern's adventures have all been given a name and we will be referring to them as "The Ernie Files". Although the number of adventures he has are limitless, I will do my best to name all of them...

The Ernie Files...

• Why Did The Ernie Cross The Road?
• Saving Ernies Privates
• Everybody Loves Ern
• Ernie and the 7 Dwarves
• 9-inch Erns
• Ernies New Groove
• Planet of the Erns
• Ern and the Technicoloured Dream Coat
• Ernsomnia
• Erntime
• Ernies Catch Phrase
• Ern of Fortune
• Pulp Ernie
• Ern of Ark
• The Land Before Ern
• Killing Erns
• Ernie Street
• Ern of the Jungle
• Ern Eyes