.:Aim.Away.Messages:.
If your too lazy to make your own Aim Away Message, I've made a whole list of useless Away Messages. Some of these may have some funny voilent content.

A nice little fearie picked me up and took me to Candy land. Right now I'm eating all the candy I want.

So i need food to servive... I bet you do to.. ill be back soon just wait for me to eat. Im STARVING!

Shit, I'm as filthy as poop! I'll be back as soon as I clean myself. UGH!

Im performing a human sacrafice right now. Go away.

Soo, i take baths. Big deal... like im afraid of water. *touches water* EEK! *runs away*

Whoever created chores for their kids first... SUCKS ASS! Ill be right back

Homework sucks. I hate it! T.T, dun you.

*watches tv* ALRIGHT! TV! T.T I missed you soo much.

I left at %t on %d I'll be back when %n is off.

Im busy with sumthing come back later. Ps: Leave my chips alone.

Im bored... I really dunno what I'm doing, all I know is that I am doing whatever I'm doing. Confusing?

Did you really think I'd let you im me! HUH! Well... ur right, so i did let you im me... brb