due to the the many complaints about my font being too small i've made it one size bigger for you all, hope it's big enough for you... if not tell me and i'll increase it again. sheesh the troubles i go through to make you all happy. anyways, midterms coming up, which is a big problem cuz i dont know where the fuck we are in any class. test in chinese is gonna be a bitch to get through. especially accounting, hardcore as hell. this teacher just talks and talks and talks, basically reading out of the textbook he wrote(in chinese) so i'm like totally lost. but anyways i'm still gonna past this shit. no problem. now i found out i have a Gu Zheng performance in december.... hell if i didn't have enough things to worry about. now i have like a month to learn to play a song which i don't have yet and play it perfectly in front of hundreds of ppl.
alright that's all for today
yea so i'm sittin in my room and all of a sudden i have an urge to go the bathroom. now when you gotta go you gotta go right? i walked into the bathroom it took me like 2 seconds cuz my dorm room was right next to it. now what really made my stomach cringe was right when i stepped into the bathroom. it smelled like fricken turtles. not like clean turtles either which smells quite bad but like FILTHY turtles, like the ones you leave in their tank for like a month and stuff starts growing around the edges and crap. omg it was horrible i had to hold my breath. and not only that... omg i can smell it now >.< ... i look at the toilet i use and it's out of order, DAMN. now all i see are these asian toilets... the ones where you have to squat and stuff... being a typical american, i thought there was no way in hell i'm gonna use that. so in my state i speed walked my ass all the way to the other side of the dormitary to use the bathroom there. and gooooood damn, it smelled like turtles there. but in the end all went well, i held my breath and went for it.
p.s. - if you havn't noticed, these drawings consist of chinese. you should be able to read them since they are just gif files. but if you can't thta's too bad. i'm gonna keep on using chinese. since i'm learning it now i'm gonna practice it.
ok, for sure i am slacking way too much in school right now. i need to get to studying... shit. at this rate i don't think i'll make it past the first god dam year of school. just now i realized i'm going to fail my fuckin test for computers. and i havn't been attending this one class for the last 4 weeks cuz i don't know how the fuck that dam class works. one main problem of course is my ability to read chinese, its raping me in the ass. but also i havn't been doing my best to learn shit. i need to get on the ball and stop fuckin around. school in america was too fuckin easy, don't have to study for shit and you can pass with flying colors. fucken cracker ass schools, no wonder so many americans are ignorant retards, and me being one of them. fuck.
p.s. - note to self, stop being a dick and get your ass to studying.
well, i'm stuck in computer class, hella boring haha, this is me in class seriously
the teacher is so boring i cannot stand his voice. i don't even know why i come here, i just chat online anyways, shit.... alright i guess i should go back to chatting now. bye
p.s. - for those of you who are retarded, that's drool coming out of my mouth, and yes those are antanaes, yea that's right.
ok i got bored and i was just fooling around with easy toon. let's see if this works.
well, school started for about 3 days now in taiwan. i like it here, we stay together as a class not like in the us where most everyons splits up now and then. everyone is nice, and treats me well :) only problem for me is keepingup with the chinese haha, mine isn't so well. ppl here speak with normal level chinese where as mine is well below that. but it's nice. alright, ttyl
12:00pm woke up | 1:00pm watched some old dvds/play guitar | 3:00pm went to coldstones | 3:45pm ate my icecream | 4:00pm played rome and watched some more dvds/play guitar | 10:00pm got some nuggets from mcdonolds | 11:45pm went to albertsons/hollahooped for a bit to work off nuggets | 12:30am played more guitar and watched tv | 1:00am got hella bored and walked around the house | 2:00am watched national geographics (it was about hippos) | 2:30am typing blog.
there a day in my life. whoopie. hella hot today. it's like 100 degrees in my room. problby why i can't fall asleep. so yea now watching the justice league. practicing some more guitar. i think i'm gonna go holla hoopping in like 20 minutes. or like whenever justice league is over. uh, yea.
well, been 10 days since i've wrote anything so here it goes. i updated the pic site, just 4 pictures this time, some interesting views i found in hongkong/taiwan. not bad i should say. alright, what else? just counting the days until i have to go to school. need more clothes though. haha can't get any clothes because i'm too big to fit any of the dam clothes there. getting real nervous about it though. not the clothes but about going to school in taiwan. i know it's not going to be anything close to what i think it's gonna be. so yea... of course i hope it would be but i'm sure it wouldn't. but i guess that's just what i have to live with. make the best out of what you got right? yup. anyways, last few days here i just want to get in touch with some of my old friends.
let's see, i think i've turned fricken nocturnal again... sleeping at 4 or 5 am every day now waking up way into the afternoon. gotta change that... not good for me heh. unless i take the graveyard shift in some dead end job. anyways, been doing nothing much lately just playin guitar yada yada. went to saw wedding crashers and bad news bears a while ago. wedding crashers was great, but only good seen once. bad news bears was kinda crappy, it was funny and all but yea, wasn't worth my 10 bucks. also playin some guild wars. it's a fun game, kicks the crap out of ffxi i'll tell you that much. well anyways successfully learnt how to play that song by gackt.... found out a whole bunch of ppl love that guy for some reason... he's just another one of those weird japanese band members.... that's probably why haha. nayways, reading harry potter's newest book too. it's ok so far, even though i know how everything goes. just wanted to say even though harry is the main character and all i think he's full of himself, he needs to get his head out of his ass for a bit and look at a bigger picture.
well gonna head to taiwan soon for school. getting butterflies in my stomach just thinking of it. got to get so many things ready and dam i need to improve my chinese....crap....
i want to sing good.
o yea i wanna get an electric guitar.... so many songs i tried to learn on acoustic were meant for electric. i actually just wanna try it out... maybe barrow one instead... but yea. you know just for shits and giggles. i would get one if i wasn't so tight on money and also i'm leaving the us in like 2 weeks anyways so there's not much a point. i don't wanna march into my school in taiwan with an electric guitar and have everyone thinking i'm a great guitar player cuz i'm from the us or some bogus assumption like that. cuz i'm not, i suck haha.
well i also met some old friends of mine the day after my bday. my bday consisted of waking up in the middle of the day practicing guitar for a few hours then dinner with family and a mango cake. the end. anyways i met them for the first time in a loooooong time. and i'm happy to know that they are all still doing well. gonna try to keep in touch with them more often, well at least visit them a few more times before i leave for taiwan. i think i'm going to come back during winter break but who knows i might be busy then. all i have to do now is cross my fingers and hope i will do alright in school. been a whole fricken year since i've actually studdied hahahaha.
still have a couple people that i need to visit. and my cousins are getting married oooo *squeels* anyways i won't be able to make it to their wedding cuz of course i'll be in school on the other side of the world but yea, wish i could go... i heard it's going to be on a yacht or something like that !~~~~! that's cool, i want to see that. also knowing my cousin, something funny is bound to happen haha. anyways gonna miss that along wiht a bunch of other stuff. so i think i'll pay them a visit and congradulate them early before i leave.
alright that's about it, thought i should write something in here since i haven't done anything to this in such a long time haha.
p.s. - slurpies are good, burnt walnut chocolate chip cookies are bad. and don't do drugs, your precious will shrivel up. and by precious i mean your penis or boobs, or both. whatever.
two things i wanna mention before my dam internet d/cs. this new commercial that caught my attention as fricken retarded. 1: the burgerking commercial with those RETARDED chicken people rock band. their song makes me sick to my stomach. seriously, who the fuck will buy their chicken fries when they got that gay song stuck in their head everytime they see one. burgerking you need to take that crap ass commercial off the station asap.
today is the third day i have tried to play this song by Gackt called Tsuki no Uta. i've somehow managed to get 3/4 of the song down. but this last part really bugs cuz my guitar picing skills really suck. but o well, just keep practicing haha. anyways i still have like 27 days left on my Guitar Pro 4 trial version :p i really wish i could freestyle on guitar. but i can't... especially cuz i suck. even though i practice a lot... i'm a musical retard. i can barely read music and my hearing is crap. i couldn't tell a C from an F. well maybe i can but you get the picture. i wouldn't be able to say 'that's a c' or 'that's an f' all i could say is 'hey, that first note doesn't sound like the second note...' but man this song is a fun one to play. although it probably is the best song by gackt. all the other songs i d/l from that band was crap. sorry deborah. ok well, anyways, gonna go to bed now. toodles.
p.s. - a few notes i'd like to add. 106.7 (Kroq) please change those jockies on the station. cuz they suck shit. they talk about the most retarded things and they try waaaay too hard to be cool. for those who are making that 'kid's bop' crap... please stop. the first album was crap, your 8th one isn't even better. and neither were the ones in between. you're turning into 'now' but with kids... radio stations play more variety please. billards suck. baseball suck. punk rockers suck. mtv suck. o yea, fox, stop making all these american idol wannabe shows. they aren't any good. you're just doing the same shit over and over. it's boring... get the picture? stick with simpsons and family guy. well that's all for today
going back to the u.s. today, sounds fun eh? 1 transfer flight and then a 14 hour flight back to the states. goodie, filled with crying babies, peanuts and crappy movies. i hope i get a nice airplane. the ones where everyone gets a personal tv and stuff. but it's nice to go back home once in a while you know. you can really be yourself there :p home sweet home yeh? but yea going on a 2 week cruise in like a week though. don't even know where it goes to. just that i'm gonna bring everything that i can entertain myself with. hopefuly none of my crap falls overboard. or imma be hella pissed off. ooo, got into a pretty ok college in taiwan. fu ren. it's a fricken private school though. and being a private school they better have music classes. better have classes of the gu zheng. or at least gu qing. cuz i wanna learn that stuff. i sat in a class of that and it's so awsome, even though it's an instrument mostly played by girls and by mostly i mean 99.99999999% but it's such a cool instrument and plays such lovely music :). so yea anyways, have an hour before my flight so i think i'm just gonna go fuck around in the dynasty lounge haha.
p.s. - here is what i see should be the punishment of some rather annoying happenings aboard an airplaine or working with an airline.
1. delayed flight: slap on the face
2. dirty airplane: slap on the face
3. crying babies: slap the baby
4. kicking my chair: (male) stern tap to the groin, (female) i don't know...
5. captain doesn't stop talking over the pa system: R-O-S-H-A-M-B-O (spelling) basically a nice swift execution to his nuts done usually through a quick but stern manner of kicking or kneeing.
6. lost luggage: instant death
happy flying (^o^)/
been a few days in hk. so far it's ok. cousin's apartment is quite big, except for a few boxes and by a few i mean like 20 or so. all over the living room. they have 2 turtles, they like to hump each other, even though my cousin doesn't admit it :p. anyways it's fun here, except for the long walk from their home to the commercial areas. cuz the place they live in is starting to develop. it's not so crowded here, and all the buildings look so new and cool and hip. also i tried playing gta san andreas. and as always, it's only fun when you go around killing people. but thats about as good as that game is for. other than that, it's crap. just crap. it's the same old crap over and over and over again in the gta series. though i have to admit they have added a few more features and made it a little more complicated.
i do miss my friends in taiwan though. so it's a good thing that i got into a college in taiwan so now i can spend more time there. alright then, late now. and i'm tired so i guess i'll go read or play video games or watch tv for the next 3 hours then go to bed.
p.s. - hong kong has some pretty cool looking water bottles as well as taiwan. makes all the water bottles in the u.s. look retarded. alsio i saw fantastic 4. only saw it cuz that's all there was to watch and the movie tickets were hella cheap. 45 bucks hk which was like 5 bucks in u.s. dollars. i wanna see the initial d movie though. i'm sure it'll be pretty decent. but i dunno i never liked the anime haha.
so far in taiwan it's going good. fricken hott, muzzies everywhere. and soemtimes i just sit around doing nothing. but it's all good. gonna go to hk in like 3 or 4 days. sounds fun eh? havn't been there for like 40 years. meeting mp with many old friends and teachers. went to my friend's work place like 50 times to eat there haha. gotta support them ya know. don't feel like sayin much cuz too lazy. so yea, maybe i'll write some more later. don't even feel like writing a p.s.
p.s. - blah
ah, taiwan, it's nice to be back here. lots of places to go, lots of people to hang out with, and lots of stores open 24/7 incase i get the munchies at 3 in the morning. only thing is, it's HOT. and HUMID. like to the max. and there's MOSQUITOES. here's a hint of how hot it is here. it's uh 8:30 at night here, and it's probaly 90+ degrees F. and me being as fat as i am is getting my ass kicked. at least there's a/c where i stay at. if there isn't, o my god..... words would not beable to explain the horribleness that i will do. mosquitoes love american blood. that's a fact. i think it's all the protien we have in there from all the meat we eat. but i'm getting swarmed by them. it'd be alright if they would just bite me and leave but they have a habit of trying to fly in my ear and making this dam buzzing sound. i hate it cuz it starts soft then it gets louder and louder until it just pisses you off so much you chase the dam mosquito around for 10 minutes with a broom swinging hoping you would tear off it's wings with the bristles on the broom. o yea did you know they call mosquitoes muzzies in australia? sounds cute haha, and it's so much easier to say and also spell.
dam my friends here in taiwan work too much. if you think you have it hard in america check it out here. my friends are working like 10+ hours a day. half of my frinds get off from work at 11 or 12 oclock at night. then also they have to study for tests and school stuff, eventually sleeping around 3 or 4am!! then waking up early to go to school and the vicious cycle starts all over again. kinda m,akes me feel like i am getting it way too easy here in the us.
p.s. - uh too hot to write a dam p.s. so blah.
doot doot doot~
ah yes, tomarrow is another trip for me outside of america. feels so good to get out of this country once in a bit. (didn't say while, cuz i have a hard time staying in this country for too long now.) and who do i thank for that? (O.O)q you. well not really, just most people. i mean i know every country has people that are obnoxious and down right retarded, but seems like the us is a nice gathering place for them. yea well i'm going to taiwan and hong kong and o my god, some poeple there wow, i don't even hvae words for them, but yea whooo, man, if i had a gun and a bullet for everyone of them i saw. but geezes, need a gernade launcher for this america spazz. i mean it's a great country, but the people in this country is bogus. people here don't know what the hell they are doing. there are conformists who conform with each other, and underage crap that's going all over the place, and ooooo man just crap that goes awfully bad. i think for a great country like america, there is a hella lot of stupid ignorant people. and the kids o wow, i wish i could slap them in front of their parents. *slap* you see this parents, this is what you do when your child tells you to fuck off. cuz god dam i see kids just mouthing off at their parents and all they do is send their kids to their rooms. you parents are too fricken soft on your dam kids, show some power, make them understand that you are in charge, don't send them to their room!!! all their toys, and shit is in there!!! and as for time out... that just gives them time to plot their next evil act. evil!!! you think i'm just talking about stuff i don't know about? that o my god forbid if you beat your kids they will turn into criminals and kill rape and pillage boo hoo. you are the ones that don't know anything. you say that then you give your kids all these ideas on how to trick your asses into believing they are little angels. angels with clipped wings! when you do stupid punishments like timeout or grounding them or some junk like that, you are telling your kids that they can do bad things and all the only punishment they will get is to sit still waiting for the time they are able to leave and resume their evil deeds. you don't have to do that...... there's a place called prison, yea cuz when the hell did prison stop a criminal from stealing killing or raping???? yea, there's a bit of sunshine on your dam little plot to make angel kids. dam spoots. and the only thing prison teaches is probably not to drop your soap while showering, and to not get caught the next time you do something bad.
ok enough about schooling some of the crap ass parents out there. as i was saying, good country but pretty bad people. don't get me wrong, not everyone's bad. there are lots of good people in this country, but just few good people in the right places. there are always lots of poeople trying to keep the environment clean, give money to the poor, house the unhoused, feed the poor etc etc etc. but have you noticed that those are mostly just people with low social standings, and also very few. you have all these good people doing good things for this country then you have like 10 higher up people who fuck up big. big companies tearing down 5000 trees for every 3 planted, destroying homes for highways, poluting everything they see natural. but yea once in a while one of those higher ups will donate money for these good people but they just give chump change. well most of them do. majority. i mean to an average joe when you see some big company person donate like a few million dollars for something it's like holly, that's a lot of mojo. but when you think about it that's like crap compared to their income which may be a few hundred million dollars. it's like me donating a dollar. big whoop you know? yea it would be good if a lot of people donate a dollar, but there isn't that many people from the higher ups that make those kind of donations, they usually make 25 cent donations you know?
well......... what did i do these past few days? well i'll tell you now, nothing much. haha don't you hate it when people say that? 'what are you doing?' 'o nothing much, you?'. sometimes they don't even bother saying it, 'whatcha up to?' 'meh'. but seriously, i've just been packing for this trip that will probably take up to almost 3 weeks.... just planning where i would be staying who to see, what to do, you know that stuff and also practicing the guitar :p trying to learn songs by the pillows, the band who sang the songs for FLCL the anime that will make you more confused than you already are. i feel like going off an american bands now adays but blah, i don't think i should.... so i'll just end it like this.
p.s. - psyche haha, bitches you think i'll let you off that easy? american bands SUCK. i mean yea SOME of these guys can sing/play/make music, but most can't. well i'm not that much to judge cuz i can't sing/dance/play for shit. but imma do it anyways so just t(^.^t) back at ya. if you listen to the radio, they play like max 10 songs of all the popular stations. i constantly flip through stations trying to find a good song that hasn't been played the last 10-15 minutes. and this blossoming of rock bands just really tics me off. yea rock is a good kind of music but it's not good when every band sounds the same and sings about the same fuckin shit. once in a long while you get a band that sings something unique, but it's a long shot. i do give props for those bands though, good job guys, you guys can make crap music and still get people to like you. that takes some skills. all this punk junk that's going around, i know it's a sort of fashion, but dam it's a retarded fashion. you dress all gothic and dark and junk, spiking and dying your hair, wearing these clothes with rips holes and crap in them. for christ sakes, you guys smell like cheese that i ate and then shit out then a skunk died in it. you try to be rebellious from other things i can see that, but do you have to act like such retards too? it's bad enough you look like one. we have these skinny ass punks thinking they are the shit cuz they have green hair and a spiked collar. dude, you know what wears collars? a dog. i said it, a dog, is that what you wanna be? a dog? you know why we put collars on dogs? to keep them in line, so they don't run away, or if they do we can identify their owner. 'uh yea i want to rebel so i'll wear a collar that represents captivity' for those of you who are in denial and say you wear stuff like that because you want to and not trying to be a rebel, who are you trying to kid? wearing something like that is just asking for a backlash and chains. why don't you try to be different by doing something, not just dressing differntly. and by doing something different i don't mean getting together with a bunch of your gothy friends and standing around malls complaining about how bad your parents are and how they don't listen to you and not giving you money so you can buy another spiked collar. ok that's it. promise.
p.p.s. - psyche again ha, promises are made to be broken. there's another lesson in life for you. well stupid promises, but the important ones are ment to be kept. hey i'm not that heartless. what was i talking about? o yea to sum it all up, going on a trip, tired, america good, americans pretty stupid, kids need to be spanked, punks need new fashion, music: majority sucks, minority good. stop making mundane overplayed crap. and sing about something else, try singing about basketball or pingpong or something, promises broken a face.
p.p.p.s. - well i'm back and i have one final thing to say. mainly directed towards a certain someone, a mis pam from hong kong? well i don't know what goes through your mind but wow, heard about how you think the tsunami is a conspiracy by america. wooooooooow. wait wait wait. think with me. america, makes a tsunami.... that hit indonesia and thailand...but wait why in the world would they do that? o because america wants to attack the muslims? because they attacked the middle east? wow. do you even know anything about those two countries? i bet 100 hk dollars you don't haha. you probably went to some site where some dude was high and decided to type some crap about the tsunami, and you read it and believed it. were you high? maybe. or maybe you are just lack common sense. did you know a humongous chunk of indonesia is christian. and practically all of thailand is budhist (spelling). now see, it also hit a few other countries too which had muslims in there, but what i'd like to say it's a lucky shot, a tsunami is rather hard to control you know? cuz it hits on ALL sides, so you can't make a straight shot to the muslim population. but did you know? that part of america consists of muslims? if america wanted to rid the world of muslims don't you think they'd start in their own home first? how ridiculous that a nation that consists of free, i say FREE religion and a combination of all nationalities would consider trying to rid the world of something like that. communism maybe, but muslim? no.... no. if you actually knew the facts about something maybe you won't jump to conclusions the next time. or maybe you'll just be ignorant and still think that america is behind the tsunami. you know what mis pam? you are a classic case of a redneck american. your view on things are just as wide as |-|. why i am saying all this to you mis pam? first of all i'm american and as much as i talk crap about this country i still have a sense of pride. second, mind telling me how the americans could make that tsunami? explode a bomb in the ocean? seriously doubt it, know why? cuz we gotta save our bombs for the war that's going on in iraq. don't see any reason for using a bomb to wreck two countries that show no threat or any profit for us. o hold on, family guy is on. ok now i'm just gonna ramble, stuff will pop out here and there with no coherent thought. if you think i'm a retard with bad grammar, spelling and just down right no manners, well if you look at the 'warning' sign and read the red words under it. o hey it's the episode where peter screws up christmas for the family and louis goes on a rampage. o yea, i'm not saying everyone is as ignorant as mis pam but there are individuals like her. and it's not your fault you are this way pam, it's the americans ^.- they are secretly plotting against you. yea... careful they are coming to get ya. next time you should do some research, maybe make sure the sources aren't high or on drunk. hmm kiss saves santa. sounds nice. teradactyls can't stand the screech of a guitar, everyone knows that. ok well, with all this said, you're just stupid, yea that's it, stupid.
p.e.n.i.s. - (post ending neutral inscribed script) basically a message after my entry. wow didn't know that spelled out penis... oops. actually i..... uh.... did i mention i was chatting with my cousin while i was entering this enticing entry?
well, went to the mall today, not the crappy puente one of course, but the okay brea one. and yea i got some clothes <@:) but my god, no more of this mall on weekends, so many middleschool kids. and especially a lot of the kinds i hate, those snobby ones who think they are the shit and try to be all that in a bag of potato chips, not realizing they couldn't get there without their parents driving them there and they couldn't buy anything without their parents' money. anyways, i went american eagle in the brea mall and there was this guy, i have no idea what race, but sure wasn't asian, i think he was one of the supervisors or maybe even the manager.... but whoever he was he couldn't count money worth his life. even though he was off by one dollar, it was such an easy calculation, and he came up with the wrong answer with such confidence. i couldn't help myself but snicker as i explained to him why i should have gotten a different amount of change. i didn't want to be too bitchy so i didn't give him my number in case he wanted math lessons. but wow, i bet next time he'll use a calculator instead. ^.-d i can be a real bitch sometimes yea? yes anyways i am happy with the new clothes i got ^.^. got home played another 50 rounds of pool, and tried to make some potato salad and fuuuuuuuucked up. what went wrong? me no tell, for me to know and you to find out :) you can ask me via aim, email or even in person :p but no telly here.
p.s. - am i cussing too much for you spoots? i noticed i've been using more and more profanity. i know sometimes it's alright to use it but there is a limit, and if i passed that limit do tell. i can stop it. sometimes speaking the mind is hard to stop eh? and i am just to lazy to backspace so yea.
omg i why can't i fall asleep!!?!?!?! this is pissing me off, it's 1am and i can't sleep. all i do is walk around doing nothing at all, i even feel tired, but once i lie down on the bed my mind just starts racing about shit, some stuff i don't even know where the hell it came from. all i know is that my mind won't shut up and give me some peace and quiet to sleep. so now i am sitting here with nothing to do bored out of my FUCKIN mind. don't even feel like lying down cuz that's all it takes to get my mind racing. wish i could shut the hell up. god my eyes are so tired. AND I"M HUNGRY, shit. man, today is going to be a long ass day. maybe i should get some sleeping pills, cuz this isn't working so well for me.
haha and i guess watching the food channel isn't helping my hunger either eh.... man, prime ribs looks real good right now. ok switched channels. hmm, FLCL.... ok now i'm tired, hungry and confused. but i do really like the art in this anime. it's better than these newer animes, where all the lines are just too fine, just brings out way too much cg. alright anyways, going to give another try at this dam sleeping thing.
p.p.s. - Time of sleep: 4:32am
*sigh* i wanted to go shopping today, but all i did was watch a movie... it turned out that the walmart closed earlier than i thought <@:( anyways, saw the longest yard with chris rock and adam sandler. and was that courtny cox too that was in there? if not it was someone who looked a lot like her. haha sucks for her, with that kind of last name. i dunno about you, but i could find some pretty horrible insults for that if i was still in grade school. but that's besides the point, the movie i thought was pretty good. very comical of course as chris rock and adam sandler's movies should be like. but god dam, there are a lot of fags in chino hills. for those of you who don't know what that is, it's a city next to the city i live in. why it's called chino hills? cuz it's got hills and lots of it. with lots of cows. a lot of cow poop. so when a wind picks up from that side of the field..... my god smells like shit. but yea, omg went to mcdonolds for some food, and oh my god, skaters + punk ville all together. and they smelled like cheese. all that shit in their hair. got a nice little meal in mcidies then went to watch the movie. didin't do much other than that, unless you wanna count playing like 50 rounds of pool, mostly with myself.
p.s. - gotta love those fags who think they are the shit and make stupid noises in the theaters thinking they are funny and crap. not noticing that they themselves used 10 bucks to get their sorry asses into the movies haha, probably don't know the value yet cuz they been takin all their needs from their parents. i laughed my ass off when the one of the workers at the theater came up to those fags and told them to shut the hell up haha, totally made my day.
hey all, miss me? anyways, been busy these last few days. did a lot of shopping. lots of shopping. and watched a lot of movies. been going back and forth amongst three different malls. and the rating of the malls are SouthCostPlaza>BreaMall>PuenteHillMall. but yea, for some reason the only shop i bought clothes from only one store. it wasn't that expensive, but yea, still cost my ass some money. but dang, i went to the same fricken shop in all three malls and bought clothes from the same fricken store. yea, kinda gay eh? yea fuck you too. also i saw, cinderella man and batman begins. the movies were pretty good, better than i expected. o yea, for those of you who read me talking about cinderella man and thinks that i am being a hypocrite watching a movie that i was ranting about. but guess what bitches, i am a hypocrite, the biggest one i know. and also i wasn't saying crap about that movie, it was an example of a crappy commercial. of course i was rite about some parts and wrong about others... but o well, if i could tell how everything goes, i would be doing a lot better off than i am now. but yea, the reason why i'm buying lots of clothes now is, i noticed i had no clothes to begin with.... i have like 4 pairs of pants in two colors... white, black... that's it, then i have like 5 t-shirts that come in 2 different colors... white... and frickin black... yea, so now i'm looking for more colorful stuff >.> i want some green, i got blues, gonna buy some pinks too :) o yea, i got a new game, devil may cry 3. the game is pretty cool, but it's too hard for me haha.. i suck at games now ; ;. bah o well. that's all for today kids, until next time.
p.s. - don't you hate it when shit happens? i mean like you'd have a great week and then all of a sudden all the shit happens on one fricken day, and all within the like 3 hours. so if any of you is having like a great week, be prepared to be fucked up in the ass by life, cuz there is no way it'll let you end the week happy. but you might be lucky and keep having happy days. but remember, life is just waiting for the right time to knock you upside the head. he's just sitting there until you are at the penicle, then *click click* life double clicks the "fuck with this guy" button, and bam, your car runs out of gas in the middle of nowhere. so watch out, life's a bitch.
today was a fun yet tiring day. of course not as tiring for me as for my dad but still pretty tiring. although all i did was translate. it was a bitch, cuz it was so unorganized.... these dudes from taiwan came to the US to host some kind of awards ceremony and they needed translators, cuz the workers there speak chinese mainly and the entertainers are all american entirely. so you can tell how organized that shit was. and even though i said it was tiring, i am here awake at 1am... watching richard pryor's comedy specials. this guy is halarious, i suggest everyone to download his shows. there's some pretty explicit materials in there but it's worth it. but anyways, i slept at 4am today and woke up at about 8am, today. so from the beginning i was like play dough. but then we get to the spot, the gig, and first thing we had to do was carry 30 boxes of food up 3 stories for the ppl working there. yea there was an elevator but an elevator don't do so well when the god dam elevator don't come to your floor. we had to wait for like 10 minutes before the god dam thing came to get us. but anyways we get there and i knocked on the door cuz there should have been people in there waiting for it, and guess who opens it, one of the show girls who was going to perform later tonight, and it's not like those ones from las vegas with the feathers and shit, it was like the laker girls... and i almost dropped the food, cuz they were very pwetty, and were wearing little tinsy winsy tops that covered only their goodies, and i thought to myself, 'shit is she naked?' but she wasn't. anyways i brought the stuff in and set up the tables for them trying my best to keep my eyes on work and off them. i don't like staring at people especially scandalously dressed people, i think it's rude, but anyways, it was fricken hard cuz i ended up translating for them, the whole time i was thinking, 'don't look down, don't look down.' but god dam people from taiwan.... are fucking horny, and they don't even hide it. they were fuckin all over those girls haha. i brought them down from their dressing room to the performance hall and those guys were like, move fat boy, i need to take pictures of these girls so i could go wack off in the bathroom later. but yea, i had a nice time, met some cool performers, like impersonaters, we had an elvis impersonater and also a maralyn monroe one too. however you spell that lady's name. and they were real good too, sounded all like the actuall persons too, got the right personality and everything. not like those crappy ones in las vegas, these guys were from hollywood. although i have no idea where the showgirls came from but we also had cheerleaders from uh, cypress high school? at least i think it's a high school. well anyways, i got to know the showgirls the best, since i had to translate for them the most, cuz the person who was organizing this thingy was very picky.
well after this thing, we ate dinner at the place, and we couldn't get a ride home so my bro and i stayed in a room that was um, taken over? what the hell is that word, taken over, um i want to say organized but it's not it, uh hmm, held, crap i forgot the word but we ordered it for us. and so my bro and i had nothing to do everyone else was downsatairs in the perfomance hall, i went to take a dump and when i came back i saw him flicking some white little balls around. it was from one of those, o haha very funny perv, it was from one of those um pouches that's like poisonous or something, he opened the pouch and it was little clear balls and we decided to toss it in a cup that's half full of water. and after a little while we tossed all the clear balls into the cup, we started to shoot ice from our soda into the cup. then we decided to make it tougher and shoot the ice out of our mouths into the cup. but right when it was a tied game 2 to 2 we ran out of ice, we were in a hotel so we decided to look for some ice, and we traveled 3 floors before we found one of those ice dispensers, filled it up with ice and came back down to finish our game haha. at the end we were standing 10 feet away from the table with the cup in the middle, spitting ice out of our mouths into the cup. anyways it became 4 to 2, i was getting my ass served on a silver platter. and then we made a new rule, we put the ice bucket next to the cup and if we shot it in the bucket we lose 5 points, and guess who logs 5 points... yea yours truely. got served on a gold platter and an apple in my mouth. like a little piggy.
well finally we make it home at around 9pm and god it felt so good to be back home. whole dam body ached. finished watching meet the fockers on dvd and played some video games. then fired up richard pryor and here i am.
p.s. - if you have a choice of working with life insurance dealers from taiwan or getting your ass beat by a bunch of football players, i suggest you take the ass beating.
today.... was an ok day. had errands to do but it was ok. at first i wanted to go to the mall and get some clothes, but right when i woke up i had to be on call for help so i couldn't leave the house for too long. so basically i just went to the market and got some groceries that's about it. made a nice lil sandwich for lunch, and finished the rest of the starwars series while i was at it. then right before dinner i get a call telling me that i'm not needed anymore, so bleh just wasted a whole day. went out to dinner with my bro, then went for a walk around a plaza, bought an airfreshener for my car cuz it smells like hella spoot in there and also got a new cd. so i'm kind of happy now. but what made my day was before we could hit the mall i get a call asking me to buy some stuff for the printer cuz they ppl were coming over to print stuff for tomarrow. sucked cuz we were in the parking lot of the fricken mall! now once i get that crap done, i went to get a movie, meet the fockers, the movie was alright. i think there's a bit too much similarity with the first one but it's alright. i give the movie a (^.^)d and a 'please don't make a third movie' sticker. but what made my day was, coming home catching flies in the house and then buring them. that's right, my bro and i got hella pissed at those dam spoots flying around so we decided to stun those bastards by tapping them lightly against the wall, ripping off their wings, dunking them in flamable jelly, stabbing a toothpick through them and burning it over the stove. yea, very satisfying. i wanted rip off their heads and put it on toothpicks and leave it around the house as a warning for other flies, but my brother thought it was too harsh and too painstakingly tedious to do. cuz the s.o.b.s were still alive and running around while we tried to toothpick them. but that was all after i let the dogs in and fricken didi stumbled on a mouse trap. not the one that snaps with the metal and the spring and the wood crap you see in tom and jerry, but the one with the blue. it's like a plastic plate with blue on it, you leave some food and they stumble on it and get stuck. anyways, the dam spoot tried to eat the crumbs we left for the mice and he got stuck hahaha. dam took us forever to get him out and clean him up. what a spoot haha, didi is a classic case of spootyness.
p.s. - i'll post up a pic of the mouse trap and a catch with it. the fate of the mouse we left up to our dad. i'm not quite sure what he did to it but i have a hunch. i think he drowned the sucker. which i think was the easiest way my dad could kill it. although i do remember him sending my brother and i to the basement of our old house equipped with a hammer in one hand and a plastic bag in the other. what fun. anyways, the mouse got lucky, i wanted to burn it.
p.p.s. - a word of warning, i went kinda sadistic with the paint. it may be offensive to the poor lil mousey. cuz i think it's actually really cute. but yea, i should unedit those huh? if you really don't like it, tell me i'll take off those words. but, yea we found this mouse in our storage room when we came back from herst's castle.
got a very late start today, woke up at 2pm, felt like crap, but hey, it's summer so who cares. looked at the first thing i'm going to make out of my new cook book. it's ministroni, i think i spelled that right (i probably didn't) it seems to be a very easy meal to make, a bunch of vegies in soup. i guess i'll buy the ingredeints tomarrow cuz i sure as hell didn't do it today. friend called me up and we went to watch mr. and mrs. smith. that old story about two top notch killers from two differnt firms marrying each other and then were assigned to kill one another. and no that's not a spoiler, it's obviously a very old plot, and we all know that they end up not killing each other and running from their firms with very big rewards on their heads. but yea this time they got two of the hotty hots of today, mr. brad pitt and ms. angelina joeli (i never knew how to spell her name, i jus sound it out) the movie was all out a pretty good movie. had a lot more comedy than i thought it would, which i liked very much. typical gunfighting movie though, they get all these crazy guns and shit, and they never die. o yes, i have to tell you all this. when i was almost to my friend's house, i stopped at a red light with a police patrol car next to me in the left lane. clearly i don't want a ticket so i look for the nearest speed limit sign, and it was 35, psh, we all know that the roads will let us go much faster than that without endangering ourselves. but anyways, when it hit green i gradually worked my way to the 35 limit being a good little boy in front of the officer's eyes, but what did i know, that son of a bitch zoomed ahead of me going well above 50 miles an hour. pissed me off how corrupt our police system is. probably how it is in every city of every country, but that's fudged up. they are supposed to set an example for us on good driving, they sure as hell tried it with drugs and sex. coming into these little first grade classes spitting out how horrible drugs and alchohol are, unprotected sex and all that spaz. and then after that they speed off in their shiny lil ford speeding, double parking, and running red lights. yea that's right you bitches don't think i didn't see your asses do that. you bust out your dam lights and siren, run the light and a block later turn it off, fricken retards. must have felt so proud pulling a stunt like that. we should dunk your dam head in that coffee in stead of all those donuts, maybe you'll wise up a bit. so yea anyways, what i did was i burned that sucker's ass in my lexus. it was sweet victory, well worth it when he pulled me over. but to my surprise, he wanted a rematch, gave me the time and place and everything. but the s.o.b. (too lazy to type that out again) knocked out my rear lights on the way back to his patrol car. bastard,
p.s. - for all of you who believed me past the point where i burned the sucker in my car.... did you know the word gullible isn't in the dictionary? go look it up. i'm telling you it's not there.
i went to the bookstore today. bought two books, i wanted to get so much more but i didn't have enough money. yea feels good to buy books, bring it home and never open it again. kidding, kidding, i don't waste money like that. or do i..... nah i'll read it. but guess what books i got. pride and prejudice and pasta and italian. great books, though doesn't make one feel like a man eh? yea anyways, for all of those who said i'm a fairy, miyeeh go to hell. it's koo, this will be fun, reading pride and prejudice and and making pasta, whoopee. ok that's all for today kids.
p.s. - o yea i forgot, to all those guys who says it's girly to cook and read such novels such as pride and prejudice and little women, you can go plow yourselves. what i am doing here is far better than all the other fags i see around these day. dam spoots dying their hair, peircing their ears, growing ponytails, all that bish. now those guys are messed up, i dunno why peircing ears are such a hype now for guys. you know what kind of guys peirce their ears??? gay guys, maybe pirates, and above all else gays. ponytails are for girls, guys aren't ment to have their hair longer than 2 to 3 inches, any longer than you are a hippie. is that what you wanna be when you grow up, a gay hippie??? and the hair, o my god, i see guys crying over people touching their hair and messing it up blah blah blah, suck it up big guy, your hair will fall out soon enough, so let some other people touch your hair while they still can. tap dancing christ especially those guys who gel their hair, or is it jel, man whatever, stop whining about that crap, you glued your hair good for you, if someone touches it nothing will happen! it's fricken rock hard! anyways, i'm done for today, just wanted to say. i'd rather be a cooking book reading spoot than a gay whining hippie.
today was an ok day, woke up watched tv until dinner, ate by myself cuz everyone else was out doing stuff >.> and then went to a movie with friends. saw madagascar, the movie was good, but wasn't as well as i hoped. they showed many of the good parts in the commercials... which is the biggest problem these days when it comes to movies. you don't really have to watch movies anymore, you just watch the commercials and you basically saw the beginning, middle and end of the movie. take cinderella man, the commercial has scenes of him boxing then losing his fight (begining) then he fights with his family yada yada then wow he gets a jig, and wow he makes a comeback ! that's probalby the high point or some crap in the movie (middle) then wow you see all these dudes praying for him, of course for that final fight where he probably dishes it out with some crazy dude who killed ppl blah same old same old, sounds like fricken rocky all over again eh? then yea ending he probably almost dies then he hears all these ppl cheering for him and he knocks the dude out. blah, movie over, there i saved you guys 10 bucks on movie tickets. and the great part was, i didn't do any spoilers, it was all in the commercials. anyways i got home and was channel surfing and i got to my favorite show, iron chief, except this was the america one. i remember i saw one before and it sucked, the american chiefs were good, but they lacked creativity and originality. i'm sure the food tastes good because if you look at the chiefs no doubt they spent a lot of their time tasting. but yea, this time was an italian guy against a japanese guy, i at first thought to myself why the hell did they make this show named 'iron chief america' cuz it kinda sounds racist, and also it lacks uh um, americans... but then i contradicted myself, it's called that cuz it's made for americans, cuz there was little translations in it. kinda funny they still had to have someone translate the perfect english the japanese chief was speaking. but anyways, this japanese chief was nuts, his dishes looked yummy and was so well decorated too, and he made 6 dishes in under 1hr. while the italian one um didn't do so good haha, he finished 2/5 dishes and the 2 dishes looked um, bland, very little display of decoration, but looked yummy too. o yea, and these competitions of the iron cheif america kinda sux because the 'secret ingredient' that they find out at the last ssecond before the competition are too common... this one i saw was scallop, last time i saw one was cheese...... i dunno maybe i need to watch some more of the america version, but tell you what the first two of the actual iron cheif were live eel (yea they had to catch those son of bitches live from the tank) and stingrays (dead). but yea those are some tough stuff to cook with, man i could make stuff with cheese in it... but yea enough of that. i like iron chief.... i should try to learn some cookin stuff from them. you know what actually tomarrow imma start to cook some.
p.s. - miyeeh don't feel like writing a ps. but how have you all been doing on those words i gave you to learn??? let's see, there was spoot, doog, and miyeeh. i'll find some more later, same with the pictures, i'll post some more laaaaaaater
so i was watching tv this and i saw the subway commercial with jerid or jarad however the hell you spell that fag's name. but yea, apparently they are bashing on mcdonolds with not having toasted and untoasted subs. but you have to keep this in mind, mcdonold is a god damned hamburger store. god you fricken morons, even though i'd like to try a toasted burger. but yea, anyways, the commercial ended with and i quote "And you know what else Mcdonolds doesn't have, two Jerid/ads." at that moment, i turned off the tv, dropped whatever i was doing, drove to Mcdonolds and got myself a mcgriddle. why couldn't subway do something like carls jr.?? they got paris hilton in a tight outfit washing a car!! and what does subway have? a dude with glasses and a fugly mouth who used to be fat but ate some subway sandwiches and dropped like what? 100+ pounds? the dorkus just says "hey i ate these sandwiches and it taste great and i lost a bunch of weight!" what he forgot to mention in the commercial was he had proffesional weight loss help and he ate the sandwiches with barely anything on it, so he should be saying "hey kids, i ate these scrony shitty sandwiches that taste like nothing because they have nothing in it! then i got a bunch of people that tell me what to do to lose weight, which by the way you're asses can't afford, and guess what! i lost a bunch of weight!"
ok now with that done, i'm happy to say that i've finally started to upload some pics of herst castle. i only have 10 though, but i'll see if i can do some more tomarrow, maybe another 10, but i am running out of room >.< but yea, i might have to reorganize animedynastyz's wallpapers to make more room, damnit, so bitchy... but yea, the link will be added under the warning sign. you like it? the pic was drawn a good friend of mine, and i added the 'warning' haha, dam i love paint. i might also be adding some other pics as well, just for the hell of it. i dunno when i'll add any subtext explaining any pics yet, but miyeeh, i'll add it later... i'm too lazy....
ok kids here's another word for you all to learn~ "Miyeeh" it's a word explaining any type of uh, i dunno the word for it, but it's like um something you say when you don't want to do something or if you are just too lazy for some things yada yada yada. have fun using it kids, i'll test you next week.
p.s. - if you just said "miyeeh, i don't feel like taking the test" then you just passed, good job you spoot.
today was a nice day, we all had a memorial for my mom. lots of ppl came i thought all these kids would come too but just one came. man i spent like an hour cleaning the upstairs bathroom too, damnit~ and no one even used it!!! but yea, i'm brushing my teeth right now. for some reason now i always walk around when i brush my teeth, ever since i came back from taiwan. bah i'm just a little biter, cuz my roomate would walk around brushing his teeth at night. crap i'm drooling, i look like a wild rabid doog. and yes, doog, not dog, as for you smartasses no i didn't mispell that word. you pronounce it as uh, doog, yea like say the 'oo' as a 'wu' sound. god hell the english language is messed up. maybe i should just spell it as dwug, well that'll make a totally different sound if you try to read it out of context... then ppl will be like wtf is a dwug? and i'll have to go through all that crap about how it's pronounced and why i spelled it that way and then i'd go on bashing about how wack the english language is. so back to my friend, there are times of the night when i'm walking back to my dorm room from where ever i was and i see him in the tv room sitting on a chair literally 3 feet away from the tv changing the channel with his big toe and brushing his teeth at the same time, and i say to myself i says, wow that's a good way to use your time. why the hell didn't i think of that, it's much better than staring at my ugly face with a plastic stick in my mouth foaming on the sides in the mirror. so yea, anyways, 'doog' your word of the day bitches... sorry i didn't mean that, chapelle show is on, that show with the skinny black guy making fun of everyone else because he's skinny and black, duh.
this site looks kinda bland yea? yea it is, i'll see if i can decorate it when i'm not busy, aka (also known as) i'm not attempting to play the guitar, playing video games, walking around the house for the hell of it, eating (cuz i'm fat), taking a dump (cuz i'm fat), or simply just too fricken lazy (cuz i'm fricken fat). huh don't know if that made sense, but too bad, you dam spooty doog. speaking of spooty, did you all have a good time learning that word kids? cuz if not now you have two words to use~ but yea, doog is a spooty word for the word dog, just and fyi. another way for you to know what a spoot is. have fun keep guessing haha!
p.s. - o yea, for all of those ppl that think i'm just a little bitch whining about shit i don't know about.... Too Bad Bitches! i'll whine all i want ahahaha wtf are you gonna do about it you dam spoots. bring it on, i'll sick my dam doogs on you!
p.s. - for all of those either agree with me or don't give a crap and just read it for your amusement kudos to you and learn those spooty words <@:)
summer is comin, school is almost out, yippie, for those who are going to school atm, my classes ended in march muahahaha. hmm, actually did something productive today... make our backyard didi escape proof. for those who don't know what a didi is, a didi is basically the spootiest of all spoots. what is a spoot? well it's hard to explain, let's see, take all of the bad habbits/manners/attitudes of someone/thing and put it together and you get a...... .bitch haha, nah that's not what a spoot is. a spoot is um... well.... uh.... i dunno but i can show you one when i see one haha. anyways, didi is my dog, one of my dogs, the bastard. coco is my other dog, she's the bitch. but yea i don't know how we can make bad words out of these usedtobe everyday words. like fuck, shit, fag, bitch, bastard, etc etc. i mean come on, fuck means to plow, like you know plowing in the fields? how plowing ridiculous... i'd like to see how that started to be a bad word. A:'i hate you!" B:"yea? i hate you too, you you you... you dam plower!!!!" *gasp* as for shit? that means poop! how insulting is this... "HEY YOU ARE A POOP!!" that's not insulting that's halarious! poop, what a funny word, 'poop' is definitely a spooty word. haha see told you i could show you a spoot when i see one. anyways, fag is a cigarette or some shit i mean poop. bitch is a female dog, bastard is a male dog, yadda yadda yadda. wait what was i talking about? o yea, didi proofing my back yard. so what happened was we already have lots of reports of our dogs escaping from our backyard into the streets and today when we came back from lunch as we pulled onto the driveway, i saw the fricken spoot wiggle out from under our fence and started crappin in our front yard. so what we did was we added some like plastic fencing on the bottom of every fence so they can't go out now hahah. o btw my dogs are long haired chewawas how ever you spell that plowing word. and after that my bro gave them a bath... dam they look kinda chubby until you dip them in water. you see how all their fluff comes from the hair, scared the poop out of me, i thought my bro was washing two huge white and black rats in my bath tub. but yea while my bro was washing the dogs i cleaned the house. dam havn't done that in a long time, rooms look so much bigger now haha, except for mine, cuz that's like the storage room now ever since i left for taiwan for a few months. there's like 50 conputer boxes in there ranging from RAM cases to case boxes. looks like a mountain of boxes in my room. but yea the rest of the house is clean. anyways dunno what to do now haha, tried playing some guitar but got bored. dam it's only 3 in the afternoon, i guess i'll go take a nap. alright see ya spoots muahaha!
p.s. - the pictures have to wait a bit because 1. i'm lazy and i only just transfered it all from my camera to my comp. 2. there's like 300 pictures so i have to sort all that crap i mean poop (btw i have no idea where the word crap comes from but yea, it sounds like a spoot word too) 3. as i said before i am lazy and i'll have to resize all the pics to decent sizes so bleh, dam spoots...
p.p.s. - yea there is such a thing as pps it's called post post script you put it after your post script, there is a ppps but that should be as far as you go, cuz anymore than that, you are a plowing idiot and you should think out your poop before you write your letters and ish. but yea, totally contradicting my forgetful ass. anyways what i wanted to say children, is that your word of the day is "Spoot" please learn to use it right, cuz if you don't you'll sound like a fag, i mean cigarette. o yea, fag also means gay, i dunno how the plow that happned but it did so plow off.
*sigh* man, i seriously need to find a better hobby... i am noticing that i have nothing to do... occasionally i play the guitar, but you can only go so far without any teacher. but wow, "Rome: Total War" is an awesome game haha, i love it. i strongly suggest anyone who wants to play a game with seriously good single player mode but a crap ass multiplayer one. i can play this game for days straight without tire haha, kinda sad but true. anyways, in a few days i have to say a little speech for my mom's memorial day. i really want to just write a song but i can't sing worth my life haha. bah, o well, i'll see what i can do...
p.s. - currently i am watching "king of the hill" and i don't know wether i should hate this show or like it... it pisses me off so much watching these rednecks doing stupid shit, yet i find it halarious seeing how fucked up they are.
let's see, today is memorial day, which means last weekend was memorial day weekend. I went to Hearst's Castle. the whole trip was a big memory for me, which fit right into this memorial weekend stuff. i went there when i was like 5 with my family, i still have video tapes of the trip. now that i think of it, my brother and i probably damaged so many historical artifacts haha. but anyways, i liked it, i am really happy i could relive that experience again, this time coming back as someone with more brain power to creat better memories. some of the places i remember clearely that i've been there before, but others wow, i couldn't believe i was there before. some places in that ranch i could have never imagined could be possible. all in all i'd like to dedicate this trip to my loving mother, who was the one video taping my brother and i being rascals the last time we went there. i really wish she could have came with us this time...
p.s. - i'll see if i can post up some pics of my trip when i have time ^.^;
Auf vieder sehen~
man, america is too fricken big haha, not to be unpatriotic or anything, but god i have to walk an hour just to get to the nearest market/restaurant. but it's not half as bad as the crap on tv these days. seriously, wtf is with all these reality tv shows??? it's not even fuckin reality, it's a bunch of fags trying to act like retards after reading a script. also, reality tv comes with the WORST plots anyone can ever think of. i mean 'the real giligan's island'?? wtf is with that, the original one was enough, don't bring it back please. then after all these awsome shows we have the most depressing commercials. practically every other advertisement is selling a drug. drugs for everything now adays... they always start out all nice, never telling you what it's for until the very end. it always starts with a couple playing by the beach or flying a kite, soft kitty music in the background, and at the end the announcer goes, "Zantex, the best way to treat genital herpes."...... wtf i thought they were advertising for softcore porn or some shit. then they name the effects of takin that crap and it always end with the words 'and occasionally death.' thanks doc i really want to eat that crap now. not only do you have genital herpes, once you take this medicine you have death lurking in the back of your mind...... 'will i stop itching before i die or after?'
anyways, maybe i watch too much tv hahah. well, you got an opinion send me an email, i'd like to hear it. email me email@example.com. i don't feel like linking this so don't be so lazy just copy and paste it.
a relatively simple and boring blog about someone has now sprung it's roots. be careful or you may be snagged into the infinite spiral towards boredom. this bland blog will just contain my palaverous thoughts, which by the way will be harsh and unruly.
p.s. - to the 5 readers of my blog, there will be massive spelling/grammar/any other mistakes in the english language you can think of in this blog so if you don't like it, [That's too bad.]