The Ever Growing List of Things That Suck
Last Updated: 20050411
- Hippies
- Communists
- Pokemon
- Mosquitoes
- China
- North Korea
- South Korea (just for the hell of it)
- Hong Kong for leaving bloody English control
- Everywhere else in Asia except Japan
- FRANCE
- Ignorance
- Most modern games
- Most modern rock music
- The 60s
- The 90s
- People that use programs to write their sites instead of using actual HTML. People like that are just stupid.
- Midgets
- Mimes
- Black holes
- Vacuums
- Animal rights activists
- Vegetarians
- Those gay ads up there that I have to have to keep this place free
- The word "funky" and anyone that still uses it. The 60s are over and sucked anyway.
- Femin(az)ists
- Complainers
- Complainer haters
- Hypocrites
- Anyone that actually thought those last three were serious
- Traffic
- Waiting in line in general
- Excessively ringing phones
- People that never turn their cell phones off
- Hippies (yeah, I already mentioned them)
- Saxophones. Pick a damn type of instrument and go with it rather than being on the edge between woodwind and brass. There, I fixed the spelling of the stupid instrument.
- Calculus. Other than when it's applied to Physics problems.
- Calculus teachers that pronounce the name of their class as "carcurus".
- Rap
- Hip-hop
- Cafeteria renovations that make the lines take three times as long to get through. Especially when it takes multiple lines to get food and then to buy it.
- Not being able to get to sleep on a Sunday night because of caffeine and adjusted circadian rhythm.
- Hippies! They just suck that badly to get listed on here three times in the first fifty entries.
- Lettuce
- Reality TV
- Sports scandals
- Online blogs. And those stupid xanga things or whatever they're called. Really, no one wants to read about your life.
- Green Peace
- PETA (Should change their name to PUTA or PETARFS ... People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals RAISED FOR SLAUGHTER while simultaneously failing to prevent combines killing free-roaming animals (mostly rodents) for the sake of vegetarian diets. Yeah I'm ranting.
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