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History Of The SLAM's

Written (sort of) By: Horkamon

With the talent's of:

Alana
Nathan
Trowa
Poisomon
Horkamon
Metamon
& Duo
* Let's not forget:*
Kossmoe
Foxermon
Sakemon
Acramon
Vulcamon
And the 2 Goblin's:
Illrick
Baldrick

H= Horkamon

T= Trowa
A= Alana and such

<-------------------------------------------------How it all started

H; I'm BACK!

A; sheesh.... You ARE a loud mouth....
T; No kiddin'...........
H; 'sheesh' your selfs.
A; '.' Really...
H; Yeah, 'really'
T; .....................................
A; .....................................
H; Hello! I'm talkin here!
A&T; ..................................................
H; HELLO!
A&T; ................................................
H; What's with the silent treatment? *turns around* TWAPP!
H; OW! *turns back around*
H; *trys to turn around again to see what Alana and Trowa are doin'*
TWAPPP!!
H; OWWW!

--Us 4

H; If you've seen Little Nemo, then you of all Digis should know that Icarus is Nemo's best friend! And that he could kick your tail any day! Sheesh....

A; O.o Ok.... Thanks for that nice wake up call.....
T; Dork...........
H; MAN, I have GOT to come up with a back up for that one......
A; Uh huh...... Whatever...........
T; ................................................
A; ................................................
H; Are you two still asleep?! Jeeze, it's almost 10:30! And that's AM!
T&A; ........................................Moron.................................
H; Yeah, well, "good morning" to you too.
T&A; ...............Shuttup.................................
H; Procrastenaters...............
T&A; Shuttup................................................
H; Moroff's.
T&A; .........Shuttup...........................
H; STOP IT WITH THE "SHUTTUP'S" ALREADY!!!!!
T&A; Shuttup.............................

--Us 4

<---------------------------------------------Trowa gets a Digimon!

Metamon; .......... Hi..........

T; I got a Digimon.........
A; Turns out he DOES have a Digimon.......
H; And he's almost as quiet as Trowa. Kewl, eh?
T; Shuttup...........
M; I'm Metamon. A Doukeshi (Clown) like vaccine type Digimon. My missiles, bombs, army knife, and michene cannons are extremely powerful, and as a Doukeshi I have wonderful agility. Throw an knife at me and I'll catch it. I also am a telekinetic type Digimon, meaning, I can send your own attacks right back at you in a flip of mind. I'm also a quiet Digimon, and don't like to be disturbed. And please, do try NOT to get on my bad side Foxermon. I can skin a fox in SO many ways.
H; *shocked* I think that's the most he'll EVER say!
M; I ALSO can skin sarcastic Dragon type Digimons too.
H; Oh, hooray. I'll REALLY like him...
A; Well, now you know what the 'Us 4' meant yesterday...
H; He's gonna skin Foxer in less than in hour! Foxer CAN'T resist this!!
M; Nether can you. What have you got on that Fox? A crush, or something?
H; YOU MORON!! TAKE THAT BACK OR YOU'LL BE SLICED CLOWN!!!
M; Temper, temper. For a "moroff" type of girl, you couldn't BE more off...
H; Not only is he a clown with fire power, and telekinesis, he's a SARCASTIC telekinetic, full-of-firepower clown.......... Sheesh.........
M; Well, duh.
A; I think he was wrong about the quiet part.....
T; Me too..........
H&F; WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!!! (F = Foxer)

--Us 4....

<----------------------------------------------Nathan and Poisomon arrive!

H; Oh, GOD! HOTT MO--

A; What she means is, "hott dragon Digimon alert".
H; DO NOT!
T; ...................Help..............
M; I'll skin you alive!!!! Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
A; Are Trowa and me the only sane ones here?
H; Oh, HI NATHAN!! HI POISOMON!!
A&T: Oh no.... Not more of them......
Na: Hi Alana.
H; Ooooooooo....
Po: Wazzupp Horkamon?

--Now it be Us *6*

Poisomon: Kewl movie eh?

Nathan; Shuttup.......
H; TROWA!!!! NOW YOU'RE DOING IT TOO!
Nathan; What?
H; TAI!

-- Nathan, Poisomon, * Horkamon

M; Hehe... I had you scared for a minute there... No wonder Horkamon says he's so dumb...

H; hehe.. A little joke. *sweatdrops*
A; Ah, so that means that you *DO* love him, eh?
H; Moron.
A; Moroff.
T*N; Here we go again....
P; Break it up!
H*A; SORA!
P; Huh? *sweatdrops*

--Us 6

T; Go Foxer.

A; Yup! Go Foxer, Go Foxer...
H; *sweatdrops* O.K......
N; Who is Foxer?
P; Good question....
M; He's a fox. With a pink tail.
H; Go Metamon, Go Metamon...

--Us 6

(My fav.)

H; Clowns. Lets sell em to the--

T; Say it and die.
H; The circus.
T; *twapps Horkamon real HARD!*
N; TROWA!
T; Well, she deserved it....
M; That's my human!
T; Eesh. I AM NOT your human....
M; Why'ed you twapp her then, huh?
T; She insulted the Circus....
A; Uh huh..... Well, that be all....
P; I wanna talk!
H; So you did!
P; Oh, yeah...... huh.....

--Us 6

T; Leave me outta this.

H; Poor Trowa....
TWAPP!
H; OW!
T; Dork.
H; Dorkett!
T; I happen to be a guy!
H; I think that's the most he's ever said.
T; Die!
H; Uh oh.

Trowa * Horkamon

T; You wanna fight with me and my Gundam?

A; Woah. Calm down a lil.
T; They started it.
A; I think the sudden apperance of his own Digimon is driving him a little nutso in the head...
T; They will pay for there insolence!
H: FOXER!!
A; (at the same time as Horkamon) HORKAMON!
N; VAGITA! I think I understand this now.
P; MIMI!
Everyone turns around
P; Tai?
Everyone continues to look at Poisomon
P; Matt?
Starrreee
P; Ken as the Digimon Empror?
Everyone goes on about their bissness.

--Us 6

K: *bows* Many Arigatos, conspicioualative dragon.

S: Now, that makes no sense..
F: It makes dollars?
S: That was the cornyest joke I have ever heard..
V: *nods*.....

--K, F, V, S

H; STOP WITH THE SENSE AND DOLLERS RIGHT NOW!

P; Or what?
H; OR I'LL MAKE TROWA AND ALANA KI--
T*A; YOU DIRTY LITTLE--
P; Can we stop now?
N; I think their enjoying it. *smirks*
M; Yesh. Especially Trowa...
P; Well, are you sure?
N*M; Yesh.

--Us 6

H; *glances around* Poisomon, Nathan, and Metamon are playing some game and Trowa and Alana aren't in here. I'll go see what they be doin'..

--Horkamon

Pritty good. Also, they were/are on the couch. The room was dark, so I didn't see much. Sorry.

--Horkamon

<-------------------------------------------------------------THE FIRST SLAM!!

H; He was origanlly a sweet, quiet Digi.. I don't know.. *distracted by Trowa and Alana walkin' out side the door* They're leaving. Wonder where their goin...

SLAM!
*everyone jumps*
H; They went into the bedroom by the sound of it... And I think it was Trowa who closed the door. Anyhoo, what be goin on at your place?

--Us 6 (mainly Horkamon)

Ah. Well, now everyone's calmed down form the--

SLAMM!
H; Hey, good impression. Who did it? *turns around* Hello? Well, now no one's here. Wonder where they went...

--Horkamon

O.K.... Would you tell me what you're trying to say? Do you have peanut-butter sticking your mouth closed?

--Horkamon

SLAM!

H; *jumps four feet into the air* What in the hell was that?!

--Horkamon

I have nooo idea... Maybe the other Digi's and Nathan got courous as to what Alana and Trowa were doin'. Come to think of it.... I do wonder....

--Horkamon

Gomen. I was--

**SLAMM!**!!!!!!
H; ALRIGHT WHOSE SLAMMING DOORS AROUND HERE?!
((everyone looks at her))
P; We were gonna--
N; When the bedroom door slammed because--
M; Alana and Trowa got mad at us for spying on them. And--
N; They slammed the door...
H; Uh huh -_-

--3 Digimon and 1 Human

H; Nice to meet you. *turns to Foxer* Gommen Sai. Hey, everyone, come meet Acramon!

(sees everyone spying on Alana and Trowa again) grrrr....
M; WO-HOO!! GO TROWA!!
Nathan and Poisomon hit him
N*P; *both whisper* SHUTTUP OR YOU'LL GIVE US AWAY!
H; *sweatdrops* Do you guys happen to know the nearest zoos phone number?

--Horkamon & The Nuts Who Belong in a Rubber House...

What's with the *g*'s all of a sudden?

M; Go TROWA! *starts dancing* Go Trowa, Go Trowa...
N; *exchanges glances with Poisomon*
P*N; *Hits Metamon hard on the head, knocking him to the floor*
N; *looks up and sees Horkamon staring at him* He was gonna give us away!
P; *nods and turns back to the door* Ohmygosh!
N; *Immediately with Poisomon* Uh oh.
**SLAMMB!!!!!!**
T; *in a muffled voice* Do that again and die!
H; *Shakes her head* Am I the only mature Digi? Come to think of it... Nathan's not a Digi. Le'me refrase that; am I the only mature person that is not in the bedroom?

--1 mature Digi, 2 immature Digi's, and 1 immature Human

^_^;;;

***SLAMB!!***
H; *Shakes her head saddly* And to think they used to be so nice...
T; *once again through the door* I'll give you guys one more chance. That's all. And Nathan, remember that if you want to make it to the army some day.
A; ..............................
P*M; HOW RUDE!! >:P
N; I wanna go to the army....
H; So immature...

--1 Mature Digi, 2 VERY immature Digi's, and 1 getting more mature Human

<---------------------------------------------------Trowa Lives up to his threat

Ok.... What are you all talking about? I lost track after--

***&SLAMB!!!&***
H; --The last door slam...
T; You are all MINSE-MEAT!
N; I didn't do anything! I wanna make it to the army!
M; This time *we* slammed the door.
T; *Opens the door* Where are those Digi's? They belong in a Nut House!
H; I've been saying that for years.
T; Where are they?!
H; Up stairs.
T; Thank you. *Goes up the stairs*
H; *Listens quietly*
N; Boy, are they gonna get it...
Suddenly--
WHACK!
CRASH!
BAMM!
H; And it all ends with a painfull--
CRUNCH!
H; *looks smug* Told ya.
Trowa comes down the stairs whipping his hands together.
T; THAT should keep them busy. *walks into the bedroom*
H; Annnd:
SLAM!

--One Happy, Mature, Digi, One Mature Human, And Two Probibly almost dead Digi's

Did you do that on the computer?! Here's one of someone Alana started eairler today!

SLAM!
H; Not again...

--Horkamon

I'm Ba-ack!

*Turns around and looks at Metamon and Poisomon*
Too bad I can't say the same for them... They're still out cold.
Nathan; Tisk, tisk. Shame on them. But Trowa *did* warn them...
H; He warned you too, you dolt.
Nathan; Oh, yeah.

--Horkamon & Nathan

Hehe... Gomen Sai. Awsome picc of Acra! Oh, by the way, that fan looking thingy in his hand? Those are daggers.

--Horkamon

SLAM!

H; STOP TRYING TO DRAW ATTENTION TO YOURSELVES!!!

--Horkamon

H; Havin fun on the ficc? Alana worked on hers some more today.

--Horkamon

SLAM!

H; STOP! RIGHT! NOW!!
N*M*P; *stopped sneaking up to the bedroom door.*
H; Nathan, I thought you wanted to go to the army.
N; This is good practice.
H; Oh. And exactly how is that?
N; I get to spy, and I get to run away from the enemy.
H; Uh huh. Well, when you get your butt kicked by a very P.O.ed Trowa and Alana, I'm gonna laugh.
N; We'll see about that... *very steamed*

-- Us 6

But, I just--

SLAM!
H; Uh oh....
T; YOU LITTLE... YOU THREE ARE MINSE-MEAT!!!
H; Not this again...

--Horkamon

I just... can't remember what I did. Nathan's running away form Trowa as fast as he can. Metamon is hiding in Alana's room upstairs, Poisomon's also hiding. Most likely in the kitchen. Alana is helping Trowa chase Nathan, and I'm typing.

--Horkamon

Yesh. That is very nice. Trowa and Alana cought Nathan.

N; AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I WANNA GO TO THE ARMY!!!!! LE'ME GO!
H; I laugh! Aahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! Told you!

--Horkamon

Yup. And we're Pro-oud of it!

--Horkamon

*Nathan screaming for mearcy in the background*

Foxermon: You'd think that they were killing Nathen.. O.o;; (quote, unquote, the subjecty)

Sakemon: Either that or tickling him to death. O.o;; (quote, unquote, the subjecty)
Vulcamon: You psychos.. (reffering to Foxer and Sake) O.o;; (quote, unquote, subjecty)
Sakemon: Yuppers. ^_^

--3 Male Digimon, Digital MASTERS!

"Don't put your nose to high in the air, I'll block your vision." - Quote of the Day (ooo.. O.o;;)

<----------------------------------Most Likely the Rudest thing that I have ever said!

Nope. Their doin much worse to him... eesh. not a pritty site.. DIGITAL MASTER MY TAIL! IN MY P.D., I'D KICK YOUR BUTTS!

"Don't put your nose to high in the air, I'll block your vision." - Quote of the Day (ooo.. O.o;;)

Nope, you better not. Because it gives the... o forgit it!

--Horkamon

"Know your friends well, know rats better." From Digimon: The New Threat. Guess who says that and to whome...

<------------------------------------Horkamon and Poisomon show off their P.D.ˇ¦s

Ok Ok... Tell that.. that.. FOX that I'm sorry. At least I don't have as big a mouth as--

M; I DO!
H; Excactly...
N; *walks in looking very disturbed*
H; I told you you'de get your butt kicked!
N; Sh..Shut...it... *falls over*
P; *coms in* Ah! Poor Nathan... He got his butt kicked. I better P.D.!
H; *sweatdrops* Yesh. Well, you do that.
P; POISOMON PLANET DIGIVOLVE TOOO....JUPITERECLIPSEMON! LIGHTNING IS FOREVER AS IS STRINGTH, ENDOURENCE, AND EFFORT!!
H; I'd better play along....
H; HORKAMON PLANET DIGIVOLVE TOOO......SATURNECLIPSEMON!! DISTRUCTIONS ETERNAL POWER, AS WITH PROTECTION, IMMAGIONATION, AND HEALING!!
M; *eyes grow wide* I wanna P.D.!!
H; which planet would you represent?
M; Ummm...

--Us 6

<-------------------------Metamon, Poisomon, and Nathan have three ppl trying to kill them

M; Luv....

N; Foxermon....
P; To "Horka--
H; DIE!
M*N*P; *runs right into the bedroom*
T; *looks up* DIE!!
M*N*P; *Now running for dear life.*

--Us 6

N; Luv....

M; Foxermon....
P; Interesting...
N; Friends...
M; That must mean you Horkamon!
N*P; DOLT!
*now they all run again*

--Us 4!!

H; *begins to blush*

SLAM!
H; not again...
N; Wo! Are they crankey! All I wanted was... What was it?
H; What did you want?
N; I forgot...
H; Uh huh...

--Us 6

<---------------------------------------NO MORE COFFEE FOR METAMON!

Yes... Well, um... That's all well and good... Sorry to see that you got up soooo dannggg eeaaiirrrlllyyyyyy. That's one of the + sides of Spring Break, we get to sleep in...

A; Shuttup Horkamon...
H; Well, well, who's in a grouchy mood this morning?
A; Suhttup...
H; TROWA!!
T; It's to early for that...
M; No kiddn... Can I have some coffee?
(All) NO!
M; Please? I'll stay calm...
(All) STILL NO!
M; Darn...

--Us 4

((Nathan and Poisomon left. But most likely, they'll be back...))

<-------------------------------------------------------What did they say?

Ok. Ok... Actually, Horkamon is kinda chasing Nathan, Poisomon, and Metamon around threatining to kill them, because of something they said...

--Alana

(F+S+V+A) What'd they say?

(K) -.-

--1 Human and a few digimon

I can't really say... I think it was in Digi-Coad, or something...

Alana

<---------------------------------Nathan shopping with Minako (Sailor V) For dresses!

H; Hehe... That's Poisomon for ya...

N; MINA MADE ME SHOP FOR DRESSES!!
T; .............
A; ..............
M; Ok.........
P; Poor Nathan.....
H; Uh huh. Well, now I get to type! YAY!
P; Who says you get to?!
H; Alana and Trowa left, therefor, I get to type!
P; Kewl.

--Us 6

For putting me in the picture! Eesh...

T; Uh huh....
A; If we don't respond right away, that's because I'm e-mailing someone else too.
N; MINA MADE ME SHOP FOR DRESSES!
P; *shakes head sadly* Poor you...
M; Hehe...
H; Well, that's kinda hard to picture... "Nathan, Army Man: Shopping For Dresses with Sailor V"
A; Uh huh...

--Us 6

<--Michiruˇ¦s here! And, she don't undsestand this That's the reasion this came into exsistence!

Me; For git it. Haruka will now be the only one to answer Misto Vicci's letters!

Poisomon: Who?
Alana: ME YOU MORON!
P; Ohhhh....
Nathan; MINA MADE ME SHOP FOR DRESSES!! WAAAA!
Me; right....

--Now Haruka

<----------------------------Alana Trying to get me to spill what they did to make me soo mad

H; Well good to hear it.

--Horkamon

A; Arn't you courious as to what Poisomon and Metamon said?

H; SHUTTIT!
A; Eesh...

--Alana&Horkamon

H; You really don't wanna know...

A; I think it was somethin about you and her--
H; Shuttit!
A; I was only answering his question!
T; *sighs* Poor Horkamon...

--Us 6

<----------------------------------The Bedroom again! Get ready for more SLAM's!

Duh. Yesh, she's haveing a conversation with us.

Nathan; Horkamon!
Horkamon; Well, maybe not right now. But she WAS. That is, until Trowa took her into the Bedroom... Oh well. Be ready for some door slams...

--Us 6

<-----------------------------------------------------She dosen't understand!!

Understanding what?

--Haruka

<--------------------------------The first mention of the idea of the: History Of The SLAM's

Oh, should I send you the--

SLAM!
--Yeah, that incodent?
Horkamon; I don't think she could handle it...
Haruka; Shuttup....
Trowa; Dork....
Horkamon; Dorkett...
Trowa; I happen to be a BOY!
Horkamon; Tisk, tisk, more then four words in that one.
Trowa; .....grrrr....

--Us 6

<--------------------------------------------------More Dresses? Army surplus store?

N; I HAD TO SHOP FOR A DRESS! A *DRESS*! I BELONG IN THE ARMY SURPLUS STORE, NOT A MALL!

--Nathan

<--------------------------------- The Bedroom again! Get ready for more SLAM's!

you do?

P; Maybe he does...
H; Shutt it you weed.
N; Incase you're wondering, Alana and Trowa left again...
H; So be ready for some--
SLAM!
H; --Yesh, that...
T; Metamon! YOU'RE GONNA DIE!
H; and again we see the amazing power of an angery Trowa...
N; Shame on him...
P; Yesh...

--Us 6

<-----------------------------------------What they said to make me wanna kill them soo bad

H; But I--

N; She can't.
H; Yesh I can!
N; Show me you can!
H; Fine! *turns to the computer* They said that we are gonna kiss.
N; Sometimes the best way to get them to spill, is to trick them...
H; NATHAN, I'M GONNA MAKE MINSE-MEAT OUTTA YOU!
N; *shakes his head* You sad, sad little Digimon...

--Horkamon * Nathan

P; I don't smoke... I just am a Plant type Digi... It's not my fault I look like a Palmon, only with thorny vines for hair and wings...

H; Told you...
SLAM!
*Nathan and Metamon stare at the door looking terrafyed*
H; *looks at Poisomon* They gonna die?
P; *nods* They gonna die.

--Us 6

<-----------------------------------------Minako, take Nathan shopping again?

P; Uh huh... Well, I have to say--

H; Watch, Nathan and Meta are running for their pitiful lives! Aahhahahahahahaha!
P; And to think, Minako wanted to take Nathan shopping again...
H; You think he'd live through it?
P; I don't think he's gonna live through this...

-- Two Digi's

H; Yesh, it's very good, Digigod Foxer.

P; Suck-up. I don't think it's good. He's my friend, and not to mention my human...
H; So, P.D. and kick Trowa's butt!
P; He'd bring his Gundam...
H; Why, that Goddamn Gundam!
P; Excactly.
H; I'll help you.
P; Nah. I'll just watch as Nathan begs for mercy.
H; Yesh.

--two Digis

P; Sorry, it be to wait...

H; Eesh... Not a pritty sight...
P; Nope...
M; I made it! I'm alive!
SLAM!
M; I'm gonna go spy...
H; He's a moron.
P; Yup.

--Us 6

H; Ahahahahahaahahahahaaha! I *really* feel bad for you guys!

P; You're stupid?
H; NO YOU WEED! I'M *NOT* STUPID!
M; Ohhhh, righttt... So, that's why you're yelling right in front of the bedroom door?
H; I HATE YOU GUYS!
SLAM!
H; SORRY!

--Us 6

H; Can ya list everyone that has been in the--

SLAM!
H; --Yes. That incodent...
P; She's writing up a history on it.

--Horkamon * Poisomon

<--------------------------------------Notice how that always happens when I'm about to say

Yesh. Why? Pleez send a list! Of! ALL OF THE DIGI'S OVER THER BEFORE THE NEXT--

SLAMM!
H; Notice how that always happens when I'm about to say the word "slam"...

--Horkamon

Sure. Why not...

--Horkamon
SLAMB!
H; Grrrr *grits teath* I don't know how much more of this I can handle...
--Horkamon

Soooo, Sakemon and Vulcamon are the Goblin twins? Kewl!

--Horkamon
H; Hey, for once no sl--
SLAMBB!
H; I spoke to soon...
--Horka

<---------------------------------------Metamon admits he didn't have coffee this morning

I'm confused.. Help me here.

M; Why should they?
H; Hey, you're not spying on Alana and Trowa anymore!
M; That's because--
SLAM
M; --That got sooo anoying up close... And the fact that I didn't have coffee this morning.
H; Good for you.
AHHHHHH!!
*Horkamon and Metamon turn their heads and see a running Nathan and Poisomon*
T; AND NEXT TIME YOU WON'T LIVE TO SEE TOMARROW!!
H; Why not tomarrow Trowa?
T; Because more than likely, they'll try again.
SLAM!
H; He's right...

--Us 6

<------------------------------A little globe w/ a adhensive side and a tv. And a doorstopper

(f) Nevermind..

(s) ppstt! Metamon, Nathan, Poisomon! Take this! *hands them a little globe with an adhesive side and a tv* Sneek into the room, stick the globe to the wall, and just watch the T.V and you'll see them without having to be killed!
(v) Here, take this.. **hands Metamon a door stopper** It *might* work.. and It'll keep Horkamon from being driven insane from the "slams"
(f) That's good! How cool! Why didn't I think of that..
(v) Dunono..

--The Digi's

Why thankies dear friends! *hands the stuff to Nathan and Poisomon*

H; No more door slams! No more door slams, No more door slams...
M; She's happy...

--Us 6

<--------------------------------------------------------Did it work?? Metamon's sooo stupid

SLAM!

*Poisomon walks outta the room, looking like he just got slapped and hit and twapped*
P; The down side of that was having to go *inside* the room.. *falls over*
T; *Opens the door* That is the *last* staw! You are all NEVER going to see tomarrow! *chases the three of them around the house.*
H; I feel so... grrr... I can't stand to hear another door slam!
*Metamon enters the room, looking freaked out.* They're doing horrable things to them! Horrable I tells ya!
H; Metamon, did you put the door stop in the door?
M; *holds up the door stop* This thing?
H; Grrrrr.... YOU STUPID CLOWN!!! YOU WERE SUPPOST TO PUT THAT IN WHEN YOU GOT IT!!
M; *scratchs his head* Ah ha! *Walks over to the door and puts the door stop in...* There all better.
H: Grrrr....

--Us 6

(f) You imbosile... you didn't know that? *gags*

Ai,

^Foxermon^

M; *out cold*

H; I hit him. *shruggs*
--Horkamon

<--------------------------------------------10 Easey steps... or so they say

(F) Well.. *thinks* here's an idea...

Ok, so you, Metamon, and Poisomon are digimon, use that. Here's a plan..

1) Nathan distracts the 'dangerous humans'

2) He gets chased by them
3) Metamon goes and distracts one of them away
4) Poisomon goes into the room (which is vacant)
5) He locks the room FROM THE INSIDE ^_^
6) Horkamon cuts a hole in the bottom of the door
7) Poisomon gets out of the room by the hole
8) Nathan and Metamon run for their dear lives..
9) Alana and Trowa calm down (somehow..)
10) But they cant get into the room! No more slams, perminate!

What do you think? Byebyebye room in 10 *easy* steps!
(S) Err...
(F) What?
(S) Pathetic.. @.@ But I'd go along with it! ^_^
(F+V) ^_^

--The Digi's

Err... I think it's to late for that...

N; *lying on the floor out cold*
M; *Also out cold*
H; I hit him...
P; *ALSO on the floor out cold*
H; Trowa and Alana? Most likely back in the bed room...

--Horkamon

Kewl!

--Horkamon

H; At last... quiet... I'm alone! Yay, yay, yayayayayayayayayay!

<--------------------------------Let's just call this the Duo, Foxer, and Horkamon Incodent

Koani....?

I know a Mihoshi and a *Keyone*... But not a *Koani*...

--Horkamon

SLAM!

H; WHAT NOW?!
Duo; Eesh... What's Trowa doin with that chick?
H; DUO?!
D; *turns around* That's me! But, uh, little lizard, could you tell me *why* Trowa is with that Alana chick?
H; *grits teeth* I'm....Not....A....Lizard....
D; Oh?

--Horkamon * and The Great Shiminagi, Duo

F: *winks* Gj! It's great to know someone who can teach certain annyoing lil' clowns a lesson.. *grins*

Luv,

^Foxermon^

(Koani..)

Duo; LOVE?! You little lizard, have some one who LOVE'S you?!

H; I.... Am.... NOT.... A ....Lizard....
Duo; What does Foxermon look like? Is he a fox with a pink tail?
H; *shocked* How'd you hear about that?
Duo; Trowa said it in his dreams last night when he came back to the base.. So, does he have a pink tail?
H; NO HE DOES NOT! HIS TAIL IS A REDDISH BROWN!!
Duo; Eesh... Ok, little lizard...
H; I.... Am.... NOT.... A ....Lizard....
Duo; Oh?

--Horkamon * Duo

*fur stands up and bares teeth* Horkamon is NOT a lizard! Want me to shove that up your scrawny-

(Acra: Here we go again..)
-Ok ok ok I won't do it... *laughs*

Luv,

^Foxermon^ [and editor acra]

Duo; Yesh she is!

H; I am NOT a LIZARD!
Duo; And how exzactly, would you "shove that up my scrawny-----"? I just happen to be the Great Shminagi of Death! Besides, With my Gundam DeathScythe Hell III, I'd make you pay, and with that pink tail of yours too.
H; HE DOSEN'T HAVE A PINK TAIL!
Duo; Love stinks... It's always two against one... -.-;;

--Horkamon* Duo

GODDURNIT! Pink tail me @$$! I'll get you for that! And stop calling Horkamon a god dang LIZARD! *bites Duo* *muffled* h-take that!

(S) T-t-t-.. yes.. t-t-t-..GOOD! *hisses and bites Duo* Mrf-ha!
(V) I'll stay away from the battle for now..
(A) Me too.. ----

The Digis

Duo; Dorks. You're in another country! You can't bite the Great Shimanigi of Death!

H; But *I* can! *bites Duo REAL hard!*
Duo; Stop that you little lizard! STOP!
H; *Muffled* Lissard my tail!
Duo; Lil Lizard! STOP!
H; GRRRRR.....

--Horkamon * Duo

Shut the **** up! You gundam *****r! What gundam? That peice of s***?! God***** is that cheap! I'm a DigiGod, you feeble pile of dogs***! The Great Shminagi of Death?! Thats a *****n laugh! Your pathetic! Good god, your only from an stupid anime show, and not to mention your ANNOYNG! If you call Horkamon a lizard ONCE more, I'll naplam your base, and send you to h-e-l-l! Take that, Shitmaganmi of Dumbness!

Luv,

^Foxermon^

H; If he does call me a you-know-what, then try not to kill Trowa. He's nice. And thanks for sticken up for me Foxer.

--Horkamon

*Duo comes in* Watch ya doin on the computer li--*he sees the message* Ahahahaha! Like that threat hurts me! You don't even know where the base is! Poor pink tailed fox! He's dillousional. I feel sorry for you lil lizard...

H; LEAVE FOXER ALONE!!
Duo: ?

--Horkamon * his name don't deserve to be here

Thank you kindly, Horkamon. Much obligated. And for Duo: Dman, god are you stupid..

Luv,

Foxermon

Duo; Grrrr....

H; GO FOXER!!
Duo; what did you just call him? Foxier?
H; No you moron, I called him "Foxer". Sheesh....

--Horkamon * The Dork of Death Duo

Oh, yeah, I'm special. *grins* Die you insolent human! I will naplam your gundam! (id do the base but don't wanna hurt Trowa, Horkamon's request)

Why do I want to spell request , requesr? hmmm..

Luv,

^Foxermon^

H; *smiles* Thanks Foxer.

Duo; That **** Fox! Thinking he can boss the Great Shi--
H; Give it a rest already...
Duo; NO WAY! I'M NOT GONNA LET THAT PINK TAILED--
T*A; KEEP IT DOWN DUO!
Duo; I just can't win... Dumb Fox...
H; Hehe.. Thanx Trowa, Alana!
Duo; DAM--
H; Can we keep the lil kids innocent?
Duo; Grrrr...

--Horkamon * The Dumb Shimigani of Death

Hey, no problem. That's what a fwend does. ^_^

Luv,

^Foxer^

Damn it, STOP CALLING HORKAMON A LIZARD YOU IMBOSILE! I DONT GIVE A FLYING TERMITE WHAT YOU CALL ME, (i'm use to it)BUT DON'T CALL HER A LIZARD, YOU PEICE OF S**T!

Duo; Moron...

H; So, I guess that'd make you a moroff?
Duo; Stop hainging around Utena!
H; Hehe...
Duo: *under his breath* Lizard...
H; I am NOT a lizard! I happen to be one of the finest breeds of Digi-Dragon that there is! So, =P
Duo; Dork...
H; This guy is WAY to easiy... Dorkett...
Duo; I'm NOT a GIRL!
H; Then why the brade?
Duo; I'm Gothic. So there!
H; Right....
Duo: Humph!
H; Now, I don't think he needs a Digimon... That'd be just *too* much...

--Horkamon * Duo

Hey, as I said, no problem. As for you.... Duo.. (hey that rymes!) .. i put a purdy little curse on you, when you die you'll die a ssslloooowww aaannnnddd ppppaaaaiinnnfffuuulll dddeeeaaattthhh!

(Sakemon) You can do that?
*puts paw over Sakemon's mouth* *whispers* no, but duo no know that!
(Sakemon) Mhp! (OK!)

--Sake*Foxer

Duo; It's not DO It's, Du-o! And I heard that! Hahaha! Moron Fox with--

H; Say it and become sliced Shiminagi!
Duo; --a pink tail! *Time stops* Hey, if I hadden't said it, we'd all be board outta our minds!
*Time goes*
*Horkamon Chases Duo around the house*

--Horkamon * Duo

Hehe! This is fun..

Duo; Moron...

H; So, I guess that'd make you a moroff?

GGOOO HORKAMON!

Duo: *under his breath* Lizard...

DAMN YOU DUO! (hey that rymes..)

H; I am NOT a lizard! I happen to be one of the finest breeds of Digi-Dragon that there is! So, =P

SHE RIGHT, SHE RIGHT!

Duo; I'm NOT a GIRL!

H; Then why the brade?
Duo; I'm Gothic. So there!

A braid...a braid.. *eyes get wide* T-that m-makes you.. a-a... a.. god, cunnot say it...

H; Now, I don't think he needs a Digimon... That'd be just *too* much...

Say it girl!

--Horkamon * Duo | \/ Duo

--Horkamon* :||;;;;||::::::::::::::::::::::(x.x):::::>>> <<--- duo

(imagines Trowa saying this) T: Bad Horkamon! You don't stick swords through Duo's head! (imagines Horkamon's answer..) H: *laughs* Oh, well.. hasta lavista duo-san... ^_^

^_^
yesyes..

Luv,

^Foxer^

H; WO! GO FOXER!

--Horkamon

OK! Fine 'Du-o!'. by the way... HEY SAKEMON!

(S) WHAT?!
What do you think of 'du-o!'?
(S) He's an @$$hole.
Corrrreeccctttt!!! ^_^Ok, Du-o! Is you name ok now Du-o!?
(S) ^_^ du-o! du-odu-o du-odu-o du-odu-o du-odu-o du-o
H'right..
(s) Du-o
Du-o
(v) Du-o!
(A) Du-o!
(all the digis) Du-o! Du-o!
A letter to Du-o!

You little *_*_*%^$^%4 you Du-o! Du-o!? Now what kind of name is that?! And with that braid you look like.. like.. a-a.. still cant say it.. *sigh*

Hate,

Foxermon -----

What'd you think?

Luv,

^Foxermon^ and *Sakemon*

H; *laughs!*

Duo; Dolts! That was how it's pronunced! And, I'm not a--
H; Du-o!
Duo; Shutt it Lizard!
H; Well, at least I'm not a guy with a two foot long braid who--
Duo; *Hits Horkamon over the head* I said SHUTT IT!
H; *Thinking; Girl hater, man lover... Over and over*

--Horkamon and Dead-O

YAY! GO ME!

Luv,

^F^

You got that dang stright!

--Horkamon

HEY! You hit my fwend you die! Du-o! God that sounds like your enjoying getting it on with another guy...

(sakemon) LOL!! LOL @ Du-o!
Two foot long braid he's a...a... damn it, I stillcantsayit!
(sake) LOL! Foxer cunnot say it. Heehee.
Ok, so Du-o wants to Du-o another guy.. most likely Heerrr-o.
(sake) God you ryme to much..
Can I help it these names are so dumb?! Du-o! Ha!
(sake) ^_^ LOL

--Foxer*Sake

H; Ok. Um, just leave out the other GW pilots. *whispers* Heero's Alana's twin bro. Remember?

Duo; Grrr... Say one more word about it, and your lizard girlfriend dies!
H; Grrrr... *bites Duo real hard on the arm.*
Duo; AH! Leggo! Leggo! *begins to try to whip Horkamon off his arm. Succeds. Horkamon lands on all fours and yells out somethin' no one has ever heard her yell...*
H; Hork-Baijar of Aldrea, Dak Hamee, lend me your power!
Duo; Oh $**t!
HORKAMON PAST DIGIVOLVE TOOOO.... BAIJARMON! THE DECENDENT OF DAK HAMEE, BRAVE HORK-BAIJAR WARRIOR!!
Duo; Cra*! *runs*

--Baijarmon* Du-o

Oh, yeah! I'm so special! *aahh*

Luv,

^Foxer^
(S) What's with the ^'s?
(F) Long story..

B; Yes you are!

--Baijarmon/ Horkamon

*coughcough* you never said that.. ok im getting bored..

--Foxermon

<-------------------------------------------Alana and Trowa are back!!

H; Sorry... So am I...

Duo; Well, that's a releafe...
H; Die! *Goes after him with a knife, just as Alana and Trowa walk in*
A*T: ??

Ooo... I'm cool!

(Sake) You make the-
*slaps paw around sake's mouth* DONT SAY IT!
(sake) Mrph mprh

--FOXER*sake

Ok. This is Alana now. Horkamon's busy kicking Duo's butt. Fill me in.

T; I'm here too. --Trowa and Alana

(sake) O.o Like you really need a knife..

(foxer) *growls* x-nay on the insult-tay!
(sake) alright, alright..

--FOXER*sake

H; Thankies Foxer. I gonna go kill that Gothic!

Horkamon

(Foxer) -.~ *suspicially* with what?

--Foxermon

A; Ok....

T; ........
N*P*M; *all open eyes, then all see Trowa and Alana* We're alive!!! Ahahahahaha!!! We lived through the wrath of Trowa and Alana! *All run off in happy glee, wail Trowa and Alana stare at them*
A; ok.....
T; There are to many nuts *in* your house...
A; Don't I know it... Most of them are Horkamon's friends...

--Alana * Trowa

<----------------------------------------------------Kossmoe is back!!

Kossmoe: Hhhhhhhheeeeeeloooooooo! I can chat while my Japan order is being processed. ^_^ So, what? Is Foxer being difficult again?

--Kossmoe

A; No not really...

T; I think...
A; Think what?
T; I think that they really do like each other...
A; I think you're right!

--Alana * Trowa

Hey! Trowa is probably right! Foxer only wants to talk to Horkamon when we log in -.~ ((I'm kinda off, my order's being processed, better watch it))

==Koss==

I'm alive though. And I do answer my email. The orders done now. *thank god* Hmmm.. Foxer doesn't show it, huh?

==Kossmoe==

<----------------And a moment to remember, Trowa types more than he has ever said!

eh? Alana's mom just got home after a bissuness trip, and she was showing her all of the stuff that she did over SB. Remember, I typed this, not said it.

--Trowa

P.S. She did a kewl JAVA SCRIPT thingy for the front of her GW shrine.

--Trowa

And that, my little Buffalos, is all in all the History Of The SLAM's

The End

Or, is it?

SLAM!!