All about the Author and Creator
Well, I know you came here to read fanfics, but I put this page up for anyone who cares to know about mua. So, I'm going to answer a couple of commonly asked questions about me:
What is your name?
How old are you?
What is your gender?
What do you like to do in your spare time?
Why did you write this story?
Where do you live?
Pets: I have 3 dogs, 2 cats, and 3 horses, and a bird.
My dogs are all half breeds. 2 are big and 1 is little. One of the little ones is half terrior half dachshund. His name is Dart. He's got a kind of reddish hair and is really cute. He howls if you do. He's the oldest, about 13. One of the big dogs is half chocolate lab half pitbull, but is still really good natured. Her name is Josie. She's the youngest and friendliest, and the biggest. She's always wagging her tail and likes to sleep on the couch and my bed. She's a big baby, afraid of vacuums and flashlights, lol. She's also afraid of salad dressing XDXD The last is an Australian Shepherd. His name is Magic. He's so cute, but has a lack of confidence. He gets scared if you lift up your hand. He's also really weird. He can't swim, and he gets carsick. But he's so cute!
My cat's name is Serena. Serena is the younger one and is multicolored. My mom's friend says that her coat is called "turtle shell." *shrugs* I dunno. She's a very friendly cat, and she loves me. She always has be scratched otherwise she gets angry and leaves. It's wierd, though, she attacks invisible things on the walls and then runs away. o_o; The other cat is Dori, my brother's black kitten. This cat is a fricking psychopath. She likes to get attention, so when she wants you to pet her she'll meow until you go crazy/give in. She also runs around and does crazy things that kittens do. u_u;
My sisters' three horses are Apollos, La Fitte, and Jupiter. They all have really different personalities. Apollos is the second oldest, and the smallest. He hates working and loves eating. His nickname is Polly or Pony. La Fitte is the youngest and biggest. He's my sister's horse, and the one that works hardest. She uses him to show. Jupiter is my dad's horse. He's the oldest and doesn't mind working. He'll work for hours if he needs to.
My parents are from South Africa, an country in southern Africa. No, I was not born there, nor did I live there in any period of my life. I've been there twice, once when I was 4, and the Christmas of 2000. I personally don't like it there, they only have 4 channels, and they're all boring. And there's never anything but soapies on, and it's the only way you can spend yopur time. There's also not much to do there. But all of my relatives live there, and it was nice to get to see them.
I'm totally wacko. You can ask ANY of my friends + family members. I laugh at everything, I'm frequently hyper, and I can be very stupid and sarcastic. Check out some crazy stuff I used as a signature in e-mails:
I wonder why the sky is blue.
I hate my life.
I wish I were a wall.
I LOVE CHICKENS!!
Do I smell pie?
I miss the cupcake...
It's my birthday? I thought it was last year.
Which way is left?
You're my best friend, I hate you.
Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly and a baseball bat!
I just noticed, I'm on a computer!
I'm gonna roll around on the ground for a while, k?
My teachers are wack.
I had to make room for the Tuna!
Permission to squeal?
Oh my walnuts!!!
I need to eat my taco!
If only I had a sack of patatoes.
I don't think I was supposed to do that...
Dude, where's my car?
I'm really quite lovable once you get to know me, especially without my clothes on.
And that's kicken your ass!
Anyone got any beer?
Doom doom, do doom doom, da doom doom doom, doom do doom, doom, doom do doom doom doooooooom, do do do DOOOM!!
I wish I were an Oscar Myer Weiner, that is what I'd truly like to be.
~Thanks to my friend Hiroki, my other friend Kiona, the shows "Invader Zim" and "The Drew Carey Show", the show "Ed, Edd, and Eddy", the movies "Dude Where's My Car?" and "Charlie's Angels", and my wonderfully precocious and comedic mind. Enjoy your day!~
My favorite animal is a tiger. My favorite color is green. My favorite video game is Dance Dance Revolution. My favorite female name is Faye, and my favorite male name is Alec. My favorite food is shrimp. My favorite dessert is umm..is...umm....apple pie. My favorite mythical creature is a dragon. My favorite TV shows are The Drew Carey show and Who's Line is it Anyway?. My favorite cartoon is Invader Zim. My favorite anime is tied between Pretear (hands down). My favorite actor is Eddie Murphy, and my favorite actress is Jennifer Lopez. My favorite singer is nobody. My favorite band is Sum41. My favorite song is "Bring Me to Life" by Evanescence. My favorite kind of music is rock. My favorite books are anything by Garth Nix, Tamora Pierce, Jane Yolen, and Susan Fletcher. My favorite computer games are Rollercoaster Tycoon, The Sims, and Pharaoh. My favorite Greek God is Dionysus(God of PARTAYS!) and my fav. Goddesses are Aphrodite(Goddess of Love) and Gaea (Goddess of Earth).
My Least Favorites
My least favorite thing in the world is skool. Ugh, don't remind me. Anyway, my least favorite food is curry, my least favorite dessert is key lime pie (too umm...something, I just don't like it.). My least favorite animal is a bug (any kind, they all scare the crap outta me and are freakish...), my least favorite color is red, my least favorite video game is Donkey Kong 64 (only cuz I suck at it :P), my least favorite female names are Elenor and Bridget, and my least favorite male name is Maurice. My least favorite mythical creature is a Cyclops. My least favorite T.V. shows are Star Wars and Star Trek. My least favorite cartoon is any gay thing on Cartoon Network, mostly Loney Toones, my least favorite Anime is Gundam Wing (too serious), my least fav. actor is, ummmmmmmm......don't have one or an actress, my least favorite singer is Justin Timberlake, my least favorite band is ummm...I don't think I have one... Probably Backstreet boys or N'Sync. My least favorite song is any song by Justin Timberlake.. My least favorite kinds of music are classical, jazz, opera, and new age. My least favorite Greek God is Zeus (have you ever learned about the Greek gods? If you did, didn't Zeus get AROUND? He was married to Hera, yet he had kids with like six other peoples...)
Total Anime Seen: 90
Total Anime Sets Owned: 5
Total Anime Volumes Owned: 21
Total Manga Read: 29
Total Manga Sets Owned: 16
Total Manga Volumes Owned: 39
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