Did ya miss me? Did ya? Ya didn't? Aww.. man. *kicks a dirt clot* That's not nice. Ya did? Ohh! Great! Thanks for missing me man. *surfer dude look* Like, totally.
"Orange" ya glad I'm back? *bad joke* That way, you can see the old and new things I've done to the place. What do ya think, eh, Fluffy? *looks around* Fluffy... Fluffy.. FLUUFFFFYY!! *breaks down crying* My sweet precious kitty.. is.. right over there... *get up and runs to pick up her kitty* Oh, sorry. Well, just browse around,and 'member, sign my guestbook. Everyone "complaint", or compliment helps.