The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.

Ushers will swat latecomers.

Evening massage - 6 p.m.

Ushers will eat latecomers.

Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.

The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.

Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

The Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.

Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m.   Please use the back door.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m.  Please use large double door at the side entrance.

Today's sermon: HOW MUCH CAN A MAN DRINK?    With hymns from a full choir.

The concert held in the Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.

Stewardship offertory: "Jesus Paid It All"

Don't let worry kill you off - let the church help.

A songfest was hell at the Methodist Church Wednesday.

Potluck supper: prayer and medication to follow.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.

The Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.

on a church bulletin during the minister's illness:  GOD IS GOOD.  Dr. Hargreaves is better.

The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."

Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.

Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's A Terrible Experience."

During the absense of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.

The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

22 members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why.

Hymn 43: "Great God, What Do I See Here?"    Preacher: The Rev. Horace Blodgett    Hymn 47: "Hark! An Awful Voice Is Sounding"

The choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

8 new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.

Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at the Calvary Memorial Church. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

Next Sunday is the family hay ride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome!  Everyone come for a fun time.

Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands!

Miss Charlene Manson sang, "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

Don't forget the National Prayer and Fasting Conference. The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals.

Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 p.m. in the school recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.

A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks On The Water."   The sermon tonight will be: "Searching For Jesus"

Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

Irving Benson and Jessica Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

Barbara Jones remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about, and hopefully they will respond.

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?"   Come early and listen to our choir practice.

The Lutheran men's group will meet at 6 p.m.  Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.

Attend this meeting and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.

Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 p.m. - prayer and medication to follow.

The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.

The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Now Up Yours."

The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

This evening at 7 p.m. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

Thursday at 5 p.m. there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers club. All ladies wishing to become Little Mothers please meet with the pastor in his study.

This afternoon, there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized in both ends.

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Johnson to come forward and lay an egg at the altar.

The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Belzer.

Tuesday at 4 p.m. there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk come early.

Pastor Horny. Revival Friday Night.