How to know when you're obsessed with Rei...

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This section comes from Yamato Ayanami's Anime Page, and has been reproduced with its author's permission (write him to liquid_yamato@hotmail.com or pikachu_is_evil2000@yahoo.com)
You
know you're obsessed with Ayanami Rei when...
... you cut your hair and dyed it blue
... you got red contacts
... you claim to be your classmate's mother's clone
... you question your own existence
... you drive your friends (what friends? you're a loner like Rei!) insane
humming all three of Rei's themes
... when you join a sports team, you make sure your shirt has number zero on it.
... you're a vegetrian.
... you call your guy friend telling him to come over, then set glasses on your
dresser and get in the shower...
... you quote Rei regularly.
... you decide to add to this list. (yay!)
... you're going through this list going yep, yep, yep...
... and you're listening to Rei 1 while you do it.
... you go around calling people hags.
... you believe that when you die, you'll be replaced.
... when your friend was in the hospital, you brought them a meal, a plug suit,
and started reading out the Project Yashima timetables.
... your orange car got in an accident and you repainted it blue
... your car goes berserk
... you know the entire layout of your school/workplace so that you can navigate
through the ventilation system in emergencies.
... you only say thank you if someone cleans your room
... bandages to you are like second skin.
... you make people nervous.
... you spend your time philosophizing about life.
... when someone shows strong emotion, you tell them you're sorry but you don't
know what you should do or feel at a time like this.
... your e-mail/online name involves Rei, Ayanami, first child, etc. (i.e.: this
site's webmasters)
... scientist women make you nervous.
... you cry every time Rei dies.
... you've memorized every Rei picture on the net.
... javelin has never been so fun.
... Rei was the reason you learned about EVA.
... you plan to kidnap Hayashibara Megumi or Amanda Winn Lee (English voice
actor)
... everyone calls you Rei, including your teachers!
... you took biology to see if you could learn how to make a clone
... and it works
... you saw Britney Spears's "Oops, I did it again" video and kept
wondering, "Why can't she be wearing Rei's plug suit instead of
Asuka's??"
... then you remembered that Britney Spears is a skanky ho who should not wear
Rei's plug suit
... you took your lock apart then fixed it so the combination is 0-0-0
... cars smell like their owners
... white spandex suddenly doesn't seem like such a bad idea
... you wear the same school uniform Rei does
... you watched 3X3 eyes because Hayashibara Megumi voice acts Pai and Sanjiyan.
... you watched Slayers because Hayashibara Megumi voice acts Lina Inverse.
... you watched Ranma 1/2 because Hayashibara Megumi voice acts female Ranma
... you bought a CD because Megumi sang a couple songs on it.
... you've got tons of Rei posters, keychains, figurines, etc.
... you don't dream (or, if you do, you dream of Rei)
... you accidentally call your significant other Rei
... and they take it as a huge compliment!
... and it happens often, now that you've convinced them to dye their hair and
wear contact lenses.
... you memorized the entire Cruel Angel's Thesis
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