Gatti: Hello, everyone! My name is Gatti, and welcome to "Shopping with Dilandau!". And here he comes now, your host, the wonderful-Dilandau Albatou!
Dilandau: Why thank you, Gatti. *slaps Gatti*.
Gatti: You're welcome, sir. *Gatti quickly goes backstage, as to not get slapped again.*
Dilandau: Hello, Ladies and Gentlemen. Today, we will be shopping for flame throwers. Come along, as I guide you to Zaibach's hardware store.
*Audience all get inside their Guymelefs, and fly behind Dilandau*
Dilandau: Now that we're here, let's browze for the best deal, and most power that a flame thrower can provide you.
Dilandau: Here's one! *holds up a big, powerful one* Let's give this baby a little test! DALLET!
Dallet: Y-yes, Master Dilandau?
Dilandau: Hold still, and don't talk. *Dilandau sets Dallet ablaze*
Dilandau: DALLET! Why didn't you hold still?! Now look what's happened to you! *slap, slap*.
*Shesta comes out, and drags Dallet's body off-stage*
Dilandau: *mutters to himself, "Such Stupidity.."*. Anyway, I don't think they have what we're looking for here. Let's try Flame throwers-R-us.
Dilandau: *gets to the store, but notices it's closed* *Dilandau's eyes widen huge, and he gets a look of pure terror on his face* c-c-c-CLOSED?!?! *blasts through the doors with his guymelef, and sets the store on fire* HAHAHAHHAHAH!! BURN, BURN, BURN!
*The Camera goes back to the studio, where Miguel is standing, smiling*
Miguel: Well, that's it for today's episode..stay tuned next week, for help with finding red armor!
Well, that's it! Wanna go back?
