"There's not an ounce of fat below my neck!"
"I was accidentally playing soccer inside when some how a window broke."
"Not sensitive?! Why I'm so sensitive I need a special toothpaste so that my teeth don't hurt when I eat ice cream!!!"
"How was I supposed to know they started putting math in calendars?"
"It's easy. You just have to use physics. See in physics there's this thing called equilibrium. When you've got two libriums that weigh the same they're equilibrium!"