Which 8-bit theatre character are you?
Are you irritating, or do others say you're irritating?
Yes
No, the others iritate ME.
I like swords
Do you like swords?
If they're expensive
As long as they have a +5/+5 bonus
SWORDS! YES!
No, I find myself above that type of combat. Besides, I'm too weak.
No, I couldn't bring myself to stab someone.
What? Use a WEAPON? What are my hands and feet for then?
No.
What are your stats?
REALLY High! 18 Strength, Charisma and Dexterity, 16 Constitution, 12 Wisdom and Intelligence, loads of HP with all bonuses applied, a lot of low-effect disadvantages to free up stat points, Magick Affinity + Combat Reflexes + Fast Cast...
What?
This isn't just some kind of game!
Are you any good with magick?
Foolish mortal, I am the most powerful mage in the world! Everyone trembles before the might of my black magic skills, MWAHAHA!!!
No, but I like swords
Yes, I'm great with ALL magick
I've stolen my fair share of magick items
Well, do my Chi attacks count?
Healing magick, yes.
No, I haven't tried.
What would you first do in a fight?
Hack the enemies to pieces with my sword!
Steal all items then either backstab the enemy or run.
Devise a master plan
Stay back and heal everyone
Destroy the enemy and allies with a 9th level spell.
Rush in and kick @$$ Bruce Lee style!
Do something else, such as run away or talk the enemy over.
What is your greatest idea/decision ever?
Swords-chucks!
Using my enhance magick feat in conjunction with triple-cast, maximise spell and spells of all types, or possibly...
Getting a contract signed making me leader of an adventuring party (with first choice of all treasure), stealing the gold from the walls of a castle...
The same idea I always have: Killing the others.
Getting away from this wierdo group. Definitely.
Um, deciding to train in martial arts? Or hanging around with White Mage?
I don't know (or one not covered here).
Which part of the formation do you take in battle?
The front!
I need at least one person in front of me to soak damage.
At the back.
The back. WAAAY back. In fact, moving away from the battle.
In the enemy ranks. Facing my 'allies', MWUHAHAHAHA!!!
One day you are walking in the park when a small child falls and hurts themself. You:
Help them up and try to make them feel better.
Steal their toys and/or loose change while they're down.
Point and laugh.
Kick them.
Also fall and hurt yourself.
You keep walking, only to discover someone picked your pockets earlier. You:
Find the thief and ask them to give it back.
Find the thief and beat them into a sodding pulp.
Don't seek revenge, they probably needed the money more than you.
Steal it back. Whether it be from them or someone else, it doesn't matter.
Don't care. You'll get more anyway.
Don't carry money.
Turn to a member of your group and demand they give it back.
You keep walking, and see one of your friends. You:
Rush over to speak with them.
Ignore them.
Relieve them of any money and/or expensive items before they see you.
Attack them!!! They're not friends.
Get lost trying to reach them.
Please make sure you've answered all the questions!
Code adapted from
colleen’s quiz tutorial
