Do you have a web site? Do you desperately want recognition for what you think are your "talents"? Well, my friend, you've come to the right place. I'm offering three fantastic awards. Damn straight. Let's begin with the general rules. These apply to each award.
  • You're site needs to have some content, obviously. Not just "Here's me, here's a list of things I want my rich parents who purchased me a domain name and web space to buy me. Here's all the great things about my current boyfriend. The end?". You can have ad banners or pop-ups on your site (I don't care what anyone thinks, I'm staying at Angelfire >:P), but not more than 2 or 3 please.
  • You can type LiKe tHiS or have cruddy design (depending on award) or have poor spelling because frankly I don't give a fuck. Just remember that I'm deciding if I like your site, so if it doesn't appeal to me, oh well.
  • Let's avoid the porn, okee dokee? Not that I would expect any porn sites to go for these awards or anything. I don't mind porn or anything, and a little hentai-ish art or something I suppose I can live with. Bah.
  • If you've got the time, take a look at my site. You'll be directed there once you fill out the form. Please don't sign my guestbook unless you mean it, it won't help you win. If you win an award, remember to link it back to If you don't get a response from me within two weeks enter again. My e-mail is probably acting up.
  • Excessive profanity, extreme bias or glamourized violence are great. If you've got that, you're my kinda people!
  • Now that that's over, on to the specific awards. Just scroll down for the form to fill out. If you don't feel like filling out a form or if the goddamn thing is broken, stupid shitty website coding crap.. uh, if it doesn't work than e-mail me at

    This is an award for any original art out there. It can be any form of art, visual, poetry, web design, music, performance, etc. Your site has to have a good deal of examples of your talent.
    This award can got to a personal site or a fan site. If it's a fan site to someone sexy (from anime or not anime) then there ya go.
    If it's a personal site, then you must be sexy (doesn't have to be look wise). Are you sexy? If I saw you on the street would I want to smack your ass? Come on now, don't be shy. Where the fuck did that come from? Anyway, yay!
    Not an html wiz? Have you put together a fantastically designed site using the little coding you know? Could you be compared to Maguiver rescuing a baby, a cat and a priceless diamond neclace from a burning building using only a rubber band, paper clip and drinking straw? Then this award is for you! The content of your site can be completely meaningless (as long as it adheres to the general rules), all I'm looking at is design.

    What is your name?

    Name of Your Site

    Site URL

    Award(s) You Want
    Art Sexy Maguiver

    E-mail address?