Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because
of that song?
On the other hand, you have different fingers
Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the
same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before
I don’t know. I don’t care. And it doesn’t make
any difference
The meaning of life: we are all here to make
your lives miserable
This calls for a particularly subtle blend of
psychology and extreme violence
This is not something to be tossed aside lightly.
It should be thrown, with great force
I don’t know what your problem is, but I bet it’s
hard to pronounce
Chaos, panic, and disorder… My work here is done
If at first you don't succeed, manipulate the data
There is an exception to every rule (all you need
to do is find it)
Life isn’t fair, get used to it
Flying isn’t dangerous. Crashing is what’s dangerous
I like long walks. Especially those taken by
people who annoy me
Don’t give other people a piece of your mind
unless you can afford to give it
Consistency isn’t always good, especially when you
are consistently wrong
The glass is half-empty and quickly draining
When they give you lined paper, write the other way
It's as if fate is laughing at me with a big stupid grin
Same shit, different day
My reality check bounced
back