The Longlease Bernese Mountains Dogs Humour Page
With thanks to Carole Kaye for these fun pics
Kids that look like their dogs!
With many thanks to Willem Wijnberg for this fun pic of sleepy cats
And to John and Barbara Cribb for these kittens with a message!
with love from Coral and David Denis
Number One Reason to buy the Warranty!
(with thanks to Chris & Herb Baker)
"I'm sooooo..... tired!"
(with thanks to Judy Fender)
From Chris and Herb Baker
In the meantime Cat Dana practices his soon to give speech to the United States Congress, in front of a few 'faux Berners', who actually might pay more attention than the 'suited people up on the hill in Washington D.C.'...........
With thanks to Willem and Liz
SMILING is infectious,
You catch it like the flu
When someone SMILED at me today, I started SMILING too
I passed around the corner and someone saw my grin
When he SMILED, I realized I'd passed it on to him.
I thought about that smile, then realized its worth,
A single SMILE just like mine could travel 'round the earth.
So if you feel a SMILE begin, don't leave it undetected.
LET'S START AN EPIDEMIC QUICK AND GET THE WORLD INFECTED!
Thanks to Coral Dennis
"When Animals Go Bad"
These pics with thanks to Willem Wijnberg
If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills,
If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time,
If you can overlook it when people take things out on you when,
through no fault of yours, something goes wrong,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can face the world without lies and deceit,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
If you can do all these things ...........
Then you are probably the family dog!
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