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Christmas Humour



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Christmas Time at Plumus
(with many thanks to Chris Brown)

Cosy Fires glowing in hearths across the land
Scrumptious cooking smells -waft our paths as Women work with caring hands
Excitement and Fun for Everyone - Drinks poured from cabinets - including Rum
There's hustle and bustle as papers begin to rustle
Gentle music about the house, with Families feeling harmonious
In Windows Fairy Lights to cheer dark Winters nights
With Four BERNESE around the floor, of course, they do block the door
Lazy and Content, with NO wrong intent
They are Cosy and Warm - nothing other than their norm'
Sweets and Fruit, Crisps and Nuts, set in dishes, as we offer our Best Wishes
Cakes and Biscuits - Dates and Figs and all those other thingummyjigs
Party Clothes and Panto Shows
Fragrant Perfumes - Comfy toes and Pink faces all aglow
Decorations adorning - Twinkling for morning
Presents in boxes - packets and bags - Loving messages written on the tags
Mince Pies cooking - BERN'S Looking
Puddings and Cream - In Homes all shiny and clean
With Baubles and BERNESE 'neath Christmas Trees
Crackers and Hats - Dog Hair on Mats
Treasures and Pleasures - and more - Holly and Mistletoe in bunches galore
While BERNESE still lie around the floor - A Cuddle - A Kiss - They ask NO more
So as Christmas draws nearer and Santa is expected
LET'S NOT NEGLECT THOSE LOVED AND COLLECTED.






Doggie Wonderland.
(thanks to Barbara Cribb and others, this is a favourite!)

Dog tags ring, are you listenin'?
In the lane, snow is glistenin'.
It's yellow, NOT white -
I've been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland.

Smell that tree?
That's my fragrance.
It's a sign for wand'ring vagrants;
"Avoid where I pee, It's MY pro-per-ty!
Marked up as my winter wonderland."

In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
Following the classical design.
Then I'll lift my leg and let it go Man,
So all the world will know that it is mine!

Straight from me to the fencepost,
Flows my na-tu-ral incens
; "Stay off of my TURF, This small piece of earth,
I mark it as my winter wonderland."



















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