the shocking exposé as reported by Mercuria Stardust
"Young Ms. Stardust is clearly out of line ... One must ask oneself if her parents are aware of her activities." "Complete and utter tripe." "Brilliant! Why didn't WE think of that?" "I don't know where she gets all of this, but it certainly isn't true." "We eagerly await a follow-up article." The following is the absolute gospel truth. Seriously. I'm not kidding. But it also contains slash (male/male sexual relationships); femslash (female/female sexual relationships); some profanity and sexual innuendo; and references to cross-dressing, student/teacher relations, and voyeurism. If you are not of sufficient age/maturity level to view such things, or do not wish to view them, please do not click on the link below. I'm sure we'll both feel better for it. Furthermore, all images contained in this article were captured and uploaded by the praiseworthy Haruka, whose website may be viewed here.
"It is yellow journalism of the worst variety."
-The New York Times
-The Boston Globe
-Washington Post
-The National Enquirer
-Dr. Henry McCoy
-Playboy
So now that you know what THEY think, welcome to X-Men: X-Posed! The article has attracted a lot of media attention and become a source of controversy, so my lawyer has informed me that in order to avoid a lawsuit I am required to warn all viewers about its content:
