KTULU VS. WHITE TIGER
A bitter rivalry formed in E-Pro between Ktulu and White Tiger, as well as their respective valets Heather and Passion. Two fought each other one-on-one, on opposite sides in a Mexican trios match, then were forced to be a tag team against two other bitter enemies! On the first edition of "Mr. Yamada's Happy Hour", the two signed a contract to meet at Doragon Hakunetsu (Dragon Climax) for the Western Title. The opening match to Doragon Hakunetsu finally ended this bitter rivalry, as Ktulu defeated Tiger with not one but TWO Abyss piledrivers. The match is below to read.
## See I believe in money, power, and respect.
First You get the money.
Then you get the muthafuckin power.
After you get the fuckin' power muthafuckas will
respect you. ##
[The arena is dark, one by one the turn buckles shot
up gold pyros; The Jumbotron begins to flash.]
[Money.]
[Power.]
[Respect.]
[MPR Inc.]
[The Living Legend.]
[BOOOM!!]
["Money, Power, Respect, by Lil Kim kicks into swing
and mist fills the entrance way. Tiger's shape can be
seen looming behind a smokescreen.]
## It's the key to life.
Money, power, and respect.
Whatchu' need in life.
Money, power, and respect.
When you eatin' right.
Money, power, and respect. ##
[Tiger steps out, bathed in gold light, alongside is
Passion. Passion is wearing an a silver gown. To her
left is White Tiger. White Tiger is wearing his usual
ring attire; a "mother of pearl" colored floor length
robe. He does a 360 degree pivot revealing the words
"White Tiger" written on the back of the robe. He
pauses halfway down the aisle, absorbing the reaction
from the crowd.]
##Help you sleep at night.
You'll see the light.
It's the key to life.
Money, power, and respect.
Whatchu' need in life.
Money, power, and respect.##
[Tiger stops about ten feet from the ring and rubs his
hands smiling.
He is staring into the ring thinking, imagining what
he is about to do.]
##When you eatin' right.
Money, power, and respect.
Money, power, and respect.
Money, power, and respect.##
[Tiger glances back at the entry way where an
impressive and very loud
set of pyro goes off.]
*** FWOOM! ***
*** FWOOM! ***
*** FWOOM! ***
*** FWOOOOOOM! ***
[He nods in approval and continues to the ring, where
Passion is holding the ropes open. He walks up the
steps slowly stepping into the ring and walking up to
center of the ring talking to Passion. He is focused.]
[Tiger's theme music dies down, he takes off his robe
to reveal a pair of "mother of pearl" tights with his
intials is sparkling gold (a la Ric Flair) "mother of
pearl" pads and shiny "mother of pearl" boots. He is
focused.]
MR. KOGA WAKAKITA: "Entering first! Hailing from New
Orleans, Louisiana, and weighing in at 269 pounds, and
accompanied by the exotic Passion... here is WHIITE
TIIIII-GAHHHH!"
MMK: "Tiger certainly looks ready."
GI: "M'hmm."
[The arena lights go black as "Mein Herz Brennt" by
Rammstein hits on the PA. Ktulu and Heather walk out
arm in arm, Ktulu carrying his kendo stick in his free
hand. They walk to the ring Ktulu making threatening
gestures at the ringside. Ktulu jumps onto the ring
apron and holds the ropes up for Heather to enter. She
points both hands at Ktulu, who raises his arms and
receives a round of boos from the audience.]
MR. KOGA WAKAKITA: "His opponent, from Parts Unknown
and weighing in at 265 pounds, accompanied by the
lovely Heather... KTULUUU!"
[The lights in the arena dim down until only those
shining on the ring are on, creating a great match
atmosphere.]
*DING DING*
MMK: "The bell rings and the zebra, Simon Williams,
is signalling for the bout to begin!"
GI: "These two will be showing off all the moves I
invented in this match-up!"
MMK: "This is serious Inkei!"
GI: "Hai! Sorry... but it is GRAN INKEI to you!"
MMK: "Shutup!"
GI: "This is the first match at DRAGON CLIMAX and it
is for the WESTERN TITLE!"
MMK: "Yes, these two met at the last Tempest in a
heated tag battle with Ktulu pulling out the victory
while White Tiger looked on."
GI: "Can you feel the atmosphere?"
MMK: "M'hmm."
GI: "I think you should be the one to say why it is so
damned exciting tonite."
[Mushi nods in compliance.]
MMK: "DORRRRRRRRRRAGONNNNNNNNNNN
HAKUUUUNETSUUUUUU!"
[White Tiger and Ktulu both stand in opposite corners.
White Tiger looks directly at Ktulu, Ktulu eyes White
Tiger. They both stand straight and tall and have the
most serious expressions on their face.]
MMK: "White Tiger nods at Ktulu as if to say 'Let's
fuck this place up!'"
GI: "Ktulu will oblige him, I'm pretty sure of that."
[White Tiger and Ktulu walk towards the center of the
ring. The referee waves his hands about trying to
start the match. Ktulu and White Tiger proceed to have
a little staredown, each of them trash talking to the
other.]
MMK: "Damn wrestlers, so dramatic--"
[Ktulu shoves White Tiger violently but White Tiger
only stumbles back a few steps.]
GI: "Let's get this bitch up and runnin'"
[White Tiger rushes back at Ktulu nailing a swift
right hand to Ktulu's jaw. Ktulu stumbles back a bit
but immediately reacts with a palm thrust--]
MMK: "White Tiger attacks first but Ktulu is not gonna
be shown up in a striking contest!"
GI: "Ktulu's palm thrust rocks White Tiger. White
Tiger hits back. Right hand. Another right hand!"
MMK: "Ktulu blocks the third punch. He hits a left
jab; another left. White Tiger is reeling!'
GI: "Ktulu grabs him and whips him to the ropes. Ktulu
leap frogs over him. White Tiger bounces again.
Another Ktulu leap frog. White Tiger hits the ropes;
he swings with a vicious lariat. Ktulu ducks. Ktulu
turns and finds White Tiger has him in a waist lock.
Ktulu tries to shake it off. He flips over,
grapevining White Tiger's waist with his legs. FORWARD
ROLLING PIN!"
ONE!
[KICKOUT]
[White Tiger gets away from the pin immediately. Ktulu
also retreats back into his corner.]
[A 'Nice Move Sequence' Cheer from the Crowd.]
GI: "The crowd love me!"
MMK: "They were cheering for the moves baka!"
[Ktulu charges. He leaps up with a Jumping Yakuza Kick
nailing White Tiger square in the jaw.]
MMK: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!"
GI: "That was one stiff kick..."
[Crowd 'Ow!' Pop]
[Ktulu picks up White Tiger but White Tiger retaliates
with some STIFF knees.]
MMK: "White Tiger's head could have been taken right
off but he has the presence of mind to react to
Ktulu's movements."
GI: "White Tiger fighting back. He grabs a hold of
Ktulu. Belly to Belly!!!!!!"
MMK: "BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!!"
[Ktulu grabs the back of his head. The move was aimed
in such a fashion as to concentrate the pain right on
Ktulu's head.]
GI: "White Tiger whips Ktulu into the ropes.
LARIATHO!"
MMK: "Ktulu right back up; White Tiger turns. Stiff
dropkick!"
GI: "White Tiger wasting no time. He grabs Ktulu in a
headlock. He's gonna tear his ears RIIIIIIIIIGHT OFF!"
MMK: "Ktulu hitting some elbows in the stomach. He
grabs his waste. BACKKKKKKDROP SUPLEX!"
[Crowd claps.]
GI: "Ktulu hits a brutal suplex but White Tiger
refuses to release the hold. Ktulu struggles again. He
grabs White Tiger's waste. NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!"
[White Tiger is taken over but still holds on.]
MMK: "Ahhhh White Tiger DOES NOT WANT TO BREAK THE
HOLD!"
[Ktulu grabs the rope with his free leg.]
GI: "That broke the hold but White Tiger is just about
to whip Ktulu into the turnbuckle."
[BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!]
MMK: "Owwie! Ktulu into the turnbuckle. White Tiger
follows him in. Lariat. Bulldog!!!!!!!!!!"
GI: "In one swift movement he hit a lariat then a
bulldog out of the turnbuckles. White Tiger wants to
rip open Ktulu's head!"
[Ktulu lies on the floor on his face.]
MMK: "White Tiger stands over Ktulu. CAMEL CLUTCH!"
GI: "Ahhh MMMMMMAHHHHHHHH MOVEEEEEEEE!"
MMK: "White Tiger has him in a Camel Clutch, and if
that wasn't enough, he's hitting Ktulu with elbows
right on his head!"
GI: "Ktulu powering out. White Tiger releases for a
split second but only to apply a rear naked sleeper!"
[White Tiger and Ktulu are too close to the ropes.]
MMK: "White Tiger is forced to release the hold."
GI: "White Tiger picks Ktulu up. He whips him hard
into the corner. White Tiger charges; Ktulu recovers
and kicks him in the gut. Headlock... DDT!"
[White Tiger on the floor clutching his head. The
crowd pop for the move knowing that Ktulu's method of
attack is aimed right at the head.]
MMK: "Ktulu pops right up. He comes over to White
Tiger and stomps him viciously in the head. Ahh!
Another stomp! Owww Another one!"
[The crowd pop for the stiff stomps. White Tiger rolls
over after each kick until he ends up in one corner.]
GI: "Ktulu's head is still aching but now he has White
Tiger set up!"
MMK: "Ktulu charges at White
Tiger!"
[BBBBBBBHHHHHHHAM!]
['OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH' from the crowd]
[Ktulu charges into the corner. He hits a knee right
into White Tiger's head. White Tiger picks himself up
by the ropes but he is dizzy-as-hell.]
MMK: "White Tiger is in La-La-Land! Ktulu looks
absolutely jubilant after that vicious knee. He walks
over to the stumbling Tiger. Head and Arm Lock. He
throws him over! HEAD AND ARM SUPLEXXXXXXXOH!"
GI: "More head moves! LOOOOOOVE IT!"
MMK: "Cover!--"
ONE!
[KICKOUT-- Crowd cheer.]
GI: "Ktulu picks him up. White Tiger pushes him back.
Ktulu looks suprised. He grabs him in a front face
lock. White Tiger shoves him back again. Ktulu takes
him down a double leg takeover. Ktulu tries to punch
White Tiger right in the noggin but White Tiger's arms
are up blocking!"
MMK: "You see how Ktulu is going straight for the
head!?"
GI: "White Tiger uses his legs to kick Ktulu right off
him. Ktulu is having none of that crap. He leaps back
onto White Tiger hailing him with vicious lefts and
rights. White Tiger hits back with gut shots. BHAM!"
MMK: "Ktulu reels back clutching his gut. White Tiger
frees his leg. BHAM! He kicks him right in the same
place he punched him. White Tiger is on his knees.
Ktulu recovers and dives right at White Tiger."
[White Tiger dodges.]
GI: "Ktulu hits nothing but air and falls through the
ropes right to the outside!"
MMK: "Ktulu fell right on his head. Look; he looks
flustered and dizzy; just like White Tiger a few
minutes ago."
[White Tiger rolls to the outside. He picks up Ktulu
in a scoop reverse ddt. Ktulu struggles. White Tiger
cannot get him up the first time. White Tiger drops
him but then straight away, nails him with a elbow
shot. He scoops him back up again. Second time lucky!]
GI: "SCOOOOOPPPPPPAHHH"
MMK: "REVVVVVVVVVVVVVERSSSSSE"
GI: "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-DEEEEEEEEEE-TEEEEEEEEEE!"
[HUGGGGGGGE MOVE POP.]
MMK: "Right on his head on the outside. Look the fans
are salivating for more insanoh head bumps!"
GI: "White Tiger picks him up. He grabs his arm.
IRIIIIISH WHIPPPOH INTO THE RING POST!"
MMK: "AAAAAHHH NO!! Ktulu reverses!"
GI: "White Tiger reverses the reversal!"
[SMACK!]
[Crowd gasp.]
MMK: "Ktulu sent right into the ring post. His head is
gonna be ACHHHHHHHING tommorow!"
[White Tiger runs using the steps as a launch pad,
nails a jumping lariat knocking down Ktulu.]
GI: "Ktulu needs to get into the ring or else he is
gonona have a holy INKEI-SIZED headache!"
[White Tiger rolls into the ring waiting for Ktulu to
struggle back inside.]
MMK: "White Tiger's attack is based on killing Ktulu's
head before Ktulu kills his."
GI: "That's BRILLIANT!"
[Ktulu rolls inside but is met with stiff boots to his
head. White Tiger picks up up and tries for a exploder
suplex. He has trouble pulling him over. Ktulu showing
trememdous spirit.]
MMK: "Ktulu is blocking that exploder. He grabs the
ropes. No-one can take you over if you have a grip on
the ropes."
[White Tiger forearms Ktulu in the face.]
GI: "White Tiger tears Ktulu awwwaaaaaayyyy from the
ropes. BOOOOOOOYAH! EXPLODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
[Crowd cheering wildly.]
MMK: "White Tiger hooks a leg!
ONE!
TWO!!
THR-KKKKKKKIIICCCKOUT!"
[Crowd gasp.]
GI: "White Tiger picks Ktulu up. He has him in a
vertical brainbuster position. Ktulu struggles down
behind White Tiger. Ktulu waistlocks White Tiger from
behind he strains back for a German Suplex. White
Tiger fights back with reverse elbows. One to the
head! Another! Another! Ktulu breaks the waist lock.
White Tiger spins around and rushes Ktulu into the
ropes. White Tiger lariots Ktulu into the corner.
REPEATED STIFF LARIOTS!! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!!"
MMK: "White Tiger stops at three. Ktulu stumbles out
of the corner. White Tiger takes Ktulu down. He sets
him up for--"
GI: "This is the Paralyzer!!!"
MMK: "KAMIYA KAMIYA KAMIYA KAMIYA KAMIYA KAMIYA
KAMIYA!"
GI: "Huh?!"
MMK: "I mean PARALYZER PARALYZER PARALYZER PARALYZER!"
[SUPER MAD SUBMISSION POP!]
GI: "Right in the middle of the ring! Right in the
middle! Paralyzer cross-face right in the middle of
the ring! He pulls back... Ahhhhhhhhh!"
MMK: "White Tiger pulls back on the head and neck!
That is tremendous strain on Ktulu's already damaged
head and neck!"
GI: "The ref checks Ktulu. NO HE DOESN'T WANNA GIVE
THIS
MATCH UP!"
MMK: "He reeeeaaaaaaaaaaaches for the rrrrrope! Ahhh!"
[Ktulu reaches and grabs the rope. Crowd gasp.]
GI: "Wait up! White Tiger drags him back in the
middle. REAPPLIES! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
PARALLYZZZZAAAH!"
[SUPER MAD SUBMISSION POP!]
MMK: "White Tiger reaches back again. Look at Ktulu's
face. He is in PAIN!"
GI: "Ktulu reaches for the ropes. He's
inching-inching..."
[Ktulu slowly but surely gets closer to the rope. The
crowd are clapping, cheering and stomping their heads
off.]
MMK: "The crowd urging him on even though he's a heel.
It's called respect Inkei!"
GI: "I know baka!"
MMK: "Ktulu closer; ever so close!"
GI: "He reaches. His fingertips are touching."
MMK: "One more centimetre!"
GI: "HE GOT IT. BREAK THE DAMMMMMMMMNN HOLD!"
[White Tiger breaks at the five count. Ktulu drags
himself back up with the ropes while White Tiger lays
into him with stiff forearms. Ktulu bounces back up
after each shot. White Tiger then grabs him and whips
him into the rope.]
MMK: "White Tiger tries a flying forearm but Ktulu
rolls out of the way. Ktulu is out of it. He clutches
his head in absolute pain."
GI: "White Tiger recovers after missing that move. He
charges at Ktulu with a leaping savate kick. Ktulu
grabs the boot! CAPTURE SUPLEX!"
MMK: "White Tiger dropped right on his head!"
[Ktulu grabs White Tiger's boot and drags him into the
middle of the ring. He grabs him in a front face lock.
He drops down with a leg scissor. Guillotine Choke!]
GI: "Guilltoine..."
MMK: "GUIIIIILOOOOTINNNE CHOOOKAH!"
GI: "Chookah?"
MMK: "Ktulu attacking White Tiger's head and neck.
White Tiger did it to him and he fights back with the
strategy White Tiger was so successful with."
GI: "White Tiger is struggling frantically. Ktulu is
having trouble holding him. Ktulu frees up his arm and
elbows Tiger in the head. White Tiger is stunned for a
moment allowing Ktulu to firmly apply the dreaded
guillotine choke!"
[SUBMISSSSSSSSSION PPPPOPPPPP!]
MMK: "White Tiger frees up his arms. He's smashing
Ktulu in the gut."
[SMACK.]
[SMACK.]
[SMACK.]
GI: "Ktulu breaks the hold. White Tiger grasps his
head and neck. Kamiya-- Ktulu is gonna try and break
his head..."
MMK: "What comes around comes around!"
[Ktulu releases and gets up before White Tiger. He
boots Tiger in the head. White Tiger rolls away trying
to escape the kicks but Ktulu follows him around.
Ktulu picks up White Tiger and drags him up onto his
feet.]
GI: "Ktulu is pulling White Tiger up into a crucifix
position. White Tiger is up in the heavens!"
MMK: "Ktulu drops down. NECKBREAKER! NECKBREAKER!"
GI: "That's the Psycho Plunge"
MMK: "PSSSSYCHOOOOOOOOOOO PLLLLUNGGGGGGGGEEE!"
GI: "Ktulu covers!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREEEE-KICKOUUUUUTTTTTT!"
[Crowd pop huge!]
MMK: "Ktulu covers him again!
ONE!
TWO!!
KICKOUUUUUUUT!"
['What the?!?!' crowd pop.]
GI: "Ktulu wants to end this quick!"
[Ktulu picks White Tiger back up. He puts him in a
head lock and runs up the ropes.]
MMK: "Leaping DDT! He used the ropes for that extra
ooomph!"
[White Tiger rolls on the floor in absolute pain.]
GI: "Cover!"
ONE!
TWO!!
THREEEEE-KIIIIIICKOUT!"
[POP!]
MMK: "Ktulu gets up and puts him in a seated sleeper
hold."
GI: "Can you say RESTAH HOLD!"
MMK: "What's a rest hold?"
GI: "What?!?!"
[The crowd start stomping.]
[White Tiger stands up but Ktulu still applies the
hold. White Tiger reaches around and grabs Ktulu's
waist.]
MMK: "White Tiger has him up. BACKDROPPPPPP
DORRRRRRIVAH!"
GI: "Both men are down. Both men are out of it."
MMK: "The zebra applies the ten count.."
[The crowd begin to count in unison.]
[1.]
[2.]
[3.]
[4.]
[5.]
[6.]
[7.]
[Both men get up at seven.]
MMK: "Seven. Both men get up using the ropes to get up
on their feet."
GI: "White Tiger and Ktulu drag themselves into
separate corners. White Tiger is shaking his head
trying to remove the cobwebs. Ktulu does the exact
same thing."
[Ktulu and White Tiger look at each then begin to inch
closer and closer]
MMK: "Collar and elbow tie up. Ktulu pushing White
Tiger back. NO! White Tiger pushing down onto Ktulu.
White Tiger lets go and knees him in the gut. Ktulu
screams out. White Tiger elbows him. Ktulu jabs White
Tiger in the jaw. White Tiger knees Ktulu again. Ktulu
forearm smahes White Tiger. Tiger falls back into the
ropes. He bounces back. Lariat. Ktulu drops to one
knee. Ktulu uppercuts White Tiger. Ktulu bounces off
the ropes and hits a running uppercut. White Tiger
falls to one knee. Ktulu bounces off the ropes again.
White Tiger blocks a forearm. He grabs Ktulu's arm--
ARMDRAG!"
GI: "White Tiger grabs Ktulu again. IPPONZEI!"
MMK: "Shoulder throw for the stupid!"
GI: "White Tiger picks up Ktulu again. He tries for
another Ipponzei but Ktulu blocks it this time. White
Tiger kicks him in the gut. Standing headscissor.
Tiger grabs the waste; he picks Ktulu up. Powerbomb
hold. He's up in a powerbomb position!"
[White Tiger has Ktulu up. He walks towards the corner
and powerbombs Ktulu hard into the corner.]
MMK: "BUCCCCCCCKLLLLLLLLEEEEE BOMMMMMB!"
GI: "Buckle Bomb by White Tiger!"
[HUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGE MOVVVVE POP!]
[Ktulu is flat on his head laying near the corner.
White Tiger picks him up again into a powerbomb
position. He runs across the ring and hits a running
powerbomb.]
MMK: "SAAAAAATUUUUUUUUURAAAATTTTTTTIOOON BOMB!"
GI: "He sits down in a pin."
ONE!
TWO!!
THRREE-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
[Crowd respect pop.]
MMK: "White Tiger picks up Ktulu by the hair. The
crowd are damned loud tonite eh Inkei!?"
GI: "Ahhhh White Tiger has him in a standing head
scissor again. Another powerbomb? One more powerbomb
and it is definitely over."
MMK: "KTULU POWERS OUT!"
GI: "Ktulu has him up, he walks towards the middle of
the ring with White Tiger hanging onto his back!"
MMK: "Ktulu drops down! INVERTED VERTEBREAKER! HUGE
PRESSURE ON THE HEAD!"
GI: "PIN!"
ONE!
TWO!!
THRRRRRRRREEEEE-KKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCKOUT!"
[CROWD STOMPS DOWN HARD]
[Ktulu picks up White Tiger. He struggles hard and his
head is bothering him. He picks up White Tiger in a
vertical brainbuster hold. White Tiger struggles hard.
He shifts Ktulu's grip. Northern Lights Suplex!]
MMK: "White Tiger ain't gonna take this laying down!"
GI: "NORTHERN INKEI SUPLEX BRIDGE!"
ONE!
TWO!!
THREEEE...KKKKKKKIIIIIIIICCCCKKKKKOUT!"
[Both men get up. Ktulu grabs White Tiger's arm and
whips him into the corner. White Tiger spins and
reverses the Irish Whip. He runs into the corner and
follows up with a running lariot. Ktulu grabs his head
while White Tiger sets him up on the turnbuckles.
White Tiger climbs the turnbuckles himself. He puts
Ktulu in a headlock and sets him up in a superplex.]
GI: "Hey this is the Shattered Dreams!"
MMK: "Tiger's superplex finisher?"
GI: "I've never got that move either?"
MMK: "MUSHI MUSHI! It is damned strange!"
GI: "But effective in it's own Inkei way..."
MMK: "He has him up on the top."
GI: "He picks him wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy up!"
MMK: "He drops down SHATTTTTTTTERRRRRRRRREEDDDD
DDRRRREEEEEEAAAAAMMMMMMMSSSSSSSSSS! SHATTERED DREAMS!
SHATTERED DREAMS! SHATTERED DREAMS! SHATTERED DREAMS!
SHATTERED DREAMS!"
GI: "PIIIIIIN!"
ONE!
TWO!!
[CROWD GASP.]
[CROWD STOMP.]
[MMK IS ON HIS FEET.]
THRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEKIIIIIIIIIIICKKKKKKKKOUUUUUUUUUTTTT"
[HUGE SUPER NOVA POWER BIG LARGE KICKOUT POP!]
GI: "Holy CRAP MONKEY!"
MMK: "Fighting spirit! Fighting Spirit!"
GI: "White Tiger sits up tearing out his hair in
frustration!"
MMK: "He gets up and kicks the nearest ropes; he is
one angry fellah!"
GI: "White Tiger grabs Ktulu by the hair..."
MMK: "Ktulu shifts around- SMALL PACKAGE!"
ONE!
TWO!!
THREEEKIIIIIICKKKKOUT!"
[POP!]
MMK: "Smart move by Ktulu!"
GI: "White Tiger pops up and grabs Ktulu by the waist.
German Suplex position. If he pulls back Ktulu is
gonna have one major German headache!"
MMK: "Ktulu switches around and pushes White Tiger
into the ropes. White Tiger bounces back; Ktulu grabs
him; double underhook! Tiger Dorriiiivah!"
GI: "Pin!"
ONE!
TWO!!
THREEE-KICKOUT!"
[White Tiger kicks out and gets up the same time as
Ktulu.]
MMK: "White Tiger up. He boots Ktulu in the head!"
[OUCH!]
GI: "He picks him up in a powerslam. He smashes Ktulu
in the turnbuckle while having him in a powerslam
position. He spins- POWERSLAM!"
MMK: "That was the Oklahoma Slam re-christened the Pay
Day slam!"
GI: "White Tiger hooks the leg!"
ONE!
TWO!!
THREEE-KICKOUT!"
[Crowd POP!]
[White Tiger looks angry again. He picks up Ktulu.
Ktulu fights back with somewhat weak jabs. White Tiger
hooks him in a vertical brainbuster position. He
strains back but Ktulu blocks with his free leg. White
Tiger pulls back again. Ktulu blocks again. Ktulu
strains back. He picks up White Tiger but is
definitely struggling.]
MMK: "Vertical Suplexoh! He pushes White Tiger
forward! ORAAAAAAANNNNGGGE CRUSSSHHHHHHHERR!!!"
GI: "No! It's called the Fallen Angel!"
MMK: "Sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaahhhhhh!"
GI: "Ktulu pins."
ONE!
TWO!!
THREEEEEEE-KICKOUT!"
[HUGE HUGE HUGE HUGE HUGE POP!]
[Ktulu struggles slowly to his feet. The crowd
stomping in unison. Ktulu kicks the ropes; he is
frustrated as well. Ktulu picks White Tiger up. White
Tiger shifts around. SMALL PACKAGE!]
MMK: "Ktulu suprised by the small package!"
GI: "Ref counts!"
ONE!
TWO!!
THREEEEEE-NO-KICKOUT!"
[Crowd gasps!]
MMK: "Neither guy is getting a lucky break."
GI: "Both men are getting up
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreallllllllllllllllll slow!"
MMK: "White Tiger hits a low drop kick. Ktulu falls
forward on his face!"
GI: "White Tiger and Ktulu both down in a heap."
MMK: "Ktulu crawls over to the ropes; trying to pick
himself up!"
GI: "White Tiger using the turnbuckles..."
MMK: "White Tiger up first. He uses Fighting Spirit to
charge over to Ktulu who seems to be lounging in one
corner!"
GI: "Ktulu moves; Tiger hits NOTHING BUT TURNBUCKLE."
[Crowd stomp!]
MMK: "Ktulu turns and picks up Tiger over his
shoulder!"
GI: "OHH NO!"
MMK: "HE HAS HIM UP! HE WALKS TOWARDS THE CENTER OF
THE RING ANNNNND LEAPING PILEDRIVER! THE ABYSS! THE
ABYSS! THE ABYSS! THE ABYSS! THE ABYSS!"
[Ktulu drops down utterly exhausted. He favours his
head as he hooks White Tiger's leg.]
ONE!
TWO!!
[CROWD CHEERING REALLLLLLLLY LOUD!]
THREEEEEEKIIIIIIIICKOUT!"
[HOLY HUGE MUTHER DAMN BIG SUPER HUMONGO CROWD GASP!]
GI: "Ktulu's been working the head in preparation for
that piledriver. White Tiger showing tremendous
spirit.. almost reminding me of my old days!"
MMK: "Ktulu is exhausted. He uses the ropes again to
pick himself up. He goes over to White Tiger who
probably thinks he is in Hawaii somewhere..."
GI: "White Tiger trips Ktulu over. Maybe that'll buy
some time!"
MMK: "Ktulu strains to get back up. White Tiger using
the ropes."
GI: "KTULU GRABS WHITE TIGER! IRISH WHIP!"
MMK: "KTULU SWINGS WITH A LARIAT!"
GI: "WHITE TIGER DUCKS. HE HITS THE ROPES BUT HANGS
ON!"
MMK: "KTULU SWINGS BUT HITS NOTHING BUT AIR!"
GI: "WHITE TIGER CHARGES ONE MORE TIME!"
MMK: "KTULU SHIFTS ASIDE AND PICKS UP WHITE TIGER!"
GI: "THIS IS THE TOMBSTONE POSITION AGAIN!"
MMK: "WHITE TIGER IS STRUGGLING LIKE A FISH OUT OF
WATER!"
GI: "KTULU RESETS HIS GRIP!"
MMK: "HE DROPS DOWN! ABYSS! ABYSS! ABYSS! ABYSS!"
GI: "Ktulu is totally exhausted. All he can do is
drape the arm over..."
MMK: "Here we go... COVER!"
[CROWD COUNTS WITH REFEREE SIMON WILLIAMS.]
ONE!
TWO!!
THRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
*DING DING*
[HUGE HUGE RESPECT POP!]
GI: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
MMK: "KTULU WINS! KTULU WINS! KTULU WINS! THE FIRST
WESTERN CHAMPION! WESTERN CHAMPION! KTULU IS THE
CHAMP! KAMIYA! KAMIYA! KAMIYA!"
GI: "Whoa! Tiger took two Abysses!"
MR. KOGA WAKAKITA: "YOUR FIRST EVER WESTERN CHAMPION,
IN 26:46,
KTULLUUUUUUU!"
[A couple black and white streamers fly onto Ktulu,
who gets up victoriously. Fade out.]
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