King of Fighters Songfic Special

Characters are property of SNK.  DO NOT SUE ME PLEASE 
I am making no money offa this, and this is just
strictly for fun.

Lyrics & music by George Thorogood and the Destroyers.

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Bad To The Bone, Yagami Style
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<Fade in on a flock of nurses crowded around a
bassinet.  Expressions of joy are on their faces as
they look at the newborn with a little bit of red hair
on his head.> 

Now on the day I was born
the nurses all gathered 'round...
And they gazed in wide-eyed wonder
at the joy they had found...

<Baby Iori reaches up to one of the nurses leaning
over him and grabs the hotdog she was holding in her
hand, and eats it with a set of sharp teeth.  All the
Nurses’ eyes bug out, and they run back from the
bassinet, to the farthest end of the nursery.>

The head nurse spoke up...

in charge gestures for the rest of the young nurses to
stand aside.>

said "Leave this one alone..."

[The head nurse pulls an empty needle and a book
entitled
"Mercy Killing For Dummies."  The nurses advance on
the baby Iori, and her shadow fall across the baby
Iori’s bassinet.]

She could tell right away
that I was bad to the bone...

<Baby Iori leaps out of the bassinet and tears into
the surroundings.  He has pretty sharp fingernails for
a newborn...  He spots the angry head nurse, and a
spark ignites in his eyes.  He flings himself at her,
dodging her haymaker punch and kicks her in the back
of the head.  The other nurses scream, and run the
hell outta there!  Baby Iori just lays on the floor of
the nursery and starts laughing his head off.>

Bad to the bone
bad to the bone...

<We see various cut-scenes of Iori as a little boy
playing the piano and having his father hit him in the
back of the head, fighting, learning to use Magatama
no Orochi, drinking enough booze for a herd of water
buffalo, eating enough meat for a herd of lions,
tearing up Billy Kane and Eiji Kisaragi, chasing Kyo
Kusanagi, beating the crap out of various fighters,
having Vice chase after her ‘Iori-sama’, and looking
at a photo he keeps of Leona Heidern when he thinks no
one is looking.>

b-b-b-b-b-bad
b-b-b-b-b-bad
b-b-b-b-b-bad
bad to the bone...

<The camera is covered with a violet filter, and we
see Iori happily beating the living shit out of Kyo
Kusanagi, and burning Kyo in a pillar of purple
flames.  Iori throws himself to the ground and rolling
around as tears of joy fall from his eyes as he laughs
hysterically.  This dream sequence, however, poofs
into a little cloud and pieces float away as we see
Iori running from a HUGE following of female fans.>

I broke a thousand hearts
before I met you...

<His pursuers begin to scream Iori’s name, saying they
are his true ‘girlfriend’.  Iori skids around the
corner, only to see another
pack of pissed-off men, led By Kyo Kusanagi stampeding
towards him from the other direction.>

I'll break a thousand more, baby
before I am through...

<He is trapped.  Both mobs are converging on him at
supersonic speeds
with yells of "I LOVE YOU IORI!" and "PERVERT!  LEARN
TO SHARE!"  The groups get closer and closer yet, but
just before they can run him down Iori leaps
incredibly high into the air.  Both mobs collide with
a crash!>

I want to be yours, pretty baby
yours and yours alone...

<Reaching the zenith of his jump, Iori comes falling
down on the pile of stunned people and looks at Kyo
with a sadistic looking grin.  He advances on Kyo with
a chuckle, and there is a spinning 360 degree shot of
Kyo as he screams in horror.>

And I'm here to tell you honey
that I'm bad to the bone...

<Iori than lunges at Kyo, who than reaches off screen,
and tosses Shingo Yabuki at him.  Iori does his Maiden
Masher super move on Shingo.  Kyo uses this
distraction to get the hell outta there!>

Bad to the bone
bad to the bone...

<As the chorus plays, there is another series of
cut-scenes from
Iori's life; concentrating on his flames to make them
pure so he can take on Leopold Goenitz, Sitting down
with a carton of milk and feeding stray kittens,
tearing apart Vice and Mature when he goes into the
Riot of Blood, eating more meat, Going into the Riot
of Blood along with Leona Heidern, and choking the
Orochi as he engulfs himself and the Orochi in a
pillar of crimson flame.>

b-b-b-b-b-bad
b-b-b-b-b-bad
b-b-b-b-b-bad
bad to the bone..

<Ralf and Clark are snapping their fingers to the
chorus as they stand by Commander Heidern’s sides in
his office.  The finger snapping is getting on
Heidern’s nerves.  As the vocals cut out, they whip
out electric guitars from behind their backs and leap
onto Heidern’s desk, firing out a really cool double
guitar solo.  Ralf attempts to light his guitar on
fire, ala Jimmy Hendrix, but lights his left foot on
fire instead, and starts hopping around, bumping into
Clark who is playing the guitar with his teeth with
amazing skill.  Leona enters and curiously lifts up
the tape recorder from under Heidern’s desk where the
music is actually coming from.  Ralf and Clark
face-fault and fall off the desk as Heidern just
stares at them.  Leona just shakes her head in
resignation.>

I make a rich woman beg...

<Scene of Chizuru Kagura begging Iori to help her rid
the world of the Orochi.  She is clinging to Iori’s
leg, and no matter how furiously he shakes his leg,
she will not let go.>

I make a good woman steal...

<Scene of Iori standing on the roof of a building. 
Leona walks up to him.  The two stare at each other
for a bit.  Leona than just lifts her head to give
Iori a quick kiss on his cheek and runs off
embarrassed.  Iori gingerly touches the spot on his
face where Leona kissed him.>

I make an old woman blush...

<Scene of Iori as he walks down a street.  We see a
crowd of elderly female fans blush as they stare at
him.  They shout out in joy and give chase. Iori sees
this and starts running.  As he runs he wonders what
Kami he pissed off today to deserve THIS.>

And I make a young girl squeal...

<Scene where Yuri Sakazaki is fighting Iori.  Iori
performs his Dark Thrust special move and it connects
with Yuri, obliterating her shirt, and leaving the top
half of her body in her sports bra.  Yuri screams as
she tries to cover herself more.  Iori just starts
laughing.  Yuri than winds up a punch and lets Iori
have it!>

I wanna be yours, pretty baby
yours and yours alone...

<Scene where Iori is getting out of bed.  We see him
dress, brush his teeth, and comb his hair.  As he puts
down a framed picture of Leona, he walks out of his
room and downstairs to the front door.  He opens his
door, we see a crowd of female fans.  Iori slams the
door shut and starts cursing the Gods again.>

And I'm here to tell you, honey
that I'm bad to the bone...

<We see Iori walking down the street, but not in his
usual attire.  Instead oh his ‘normal’ outfit, he is
wearing black leather pants, black leather boots, a
black silk shirt, and a dark red leather coat, with
the white crescent moon symbol of the Yagami clan on
the back.  We see Yashiro Nanakase, followed by
Shermie and Chris.  Yashiro challenges Iori to a
fight.  Iori just performs his Crescent Moon Slice
attack and smashes Yashiro into the ground.  Shermie
and Chris Just stare at Iori’s receding form, and than
turn their attention to the burnt Yashiro.>

b-b-b-b-b-bad
b-b-b-b-b-bad
b-b-b-b-b-bad
bad to the bone

<Iori leaps onto an abstract background and starts
doing all sorts of dance-like movements, while playing
an all out fiery saxophone solo.  As he finishes with
a long throaty brass scream, Kyo appears and smashes
him in the back and sends Iori flying into the camera.
Kyo than does a little victory dance.  Iori peels
himself off the lens, goes into the Riot of Blood, and
throws himself at Kyo.  Iori literally tearing into
his opponent, as Kyo screams like a little girl.>

Now when I walk the streets
kings and queens step aside..

<Scene with all 4 members of the Four Heavenly Kings
of Orochi; Leopold Goenitz, Yashiro Nanakase, Shermie,
and Chris backing Iori against a wall.  Iori’s
expression of fear than turns into a smile.  The four
stare at him, wondering what he’s up to.  A wrecking
ball smashes into the Four Heavenly Kings, and smashes
them into a building.  They were standing to close to
a site, where construction workers were tearing the
old building down.  Iori lets out a long, loud laugh.>

Every woman I meet (hah haa!)
they all stay satisfied...

<Various scenes of Iori fighting different female
participants of the King of Fighters Tournaments.>

I wanna be yours, pretty baby...

<We see Leona standing on a bridge, overlooking the
flowing river that passes under her.>

Yours and yours alone...

<We see Iori’s coat waft into the vision of the
camera’s lens as he walks towards her.>

And I'm here to tell you, honey...

<Iori walks up to Leona and embraces her from behind. 
She is slightly startled, but calms down when she’s
sees it is Iori.  They look into each other’s eyes for
what seems like an eternity.>

That I'm bad to the bone
bad to the bone...

<All of a sudden Kyo (wrapped in A LOT of bandages)
walks up to Iori, challenging him to a fight.  Iori
looks at Leona, and she nods her head.  Iori picks Kyo
up by the back of his jacket, and tosses Kyo into the
river.>

b-b-b-b-b-bad
b-b-b-b-b-bad
b-b-b-b-b-bad
bad to the bone...

[The final shot as the music fades away is of Iori,
with his right arm around Leona, as they walk out of
the park.  The camera pans back on the two
would-be-lovers, so we can see Kyo as he floats/sinks
downstream on the river.

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Well, I finished my first Songfic ever.  Hope you
enjoyed.  I may do more in the future.

Send your comments and questions to either
RedPriest17@aol.com or Ryutsurugi@yahoo.com.

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