Readers start ushering in all taking seats at a computer screen ready to read, hopefully, another chapter of Basic Instinct.  Everything goes black as a spotlight shines on a familiar podium and Kei walks out onto the stage.  “BOOO~OOO!!!” Someone yells out from the darkness.  Undaunted Kei continues to the podium and stands behind it looking very serious.  Taking a drink of water and coughing because she has a bad cough she looks out at the group.  The lights slowly come back on and Kei can see a few frowns and threatening glares.  “Hey guys, how’s it going?” Kei asks waving.  The readers each raise an eyebrow curious what the little sneak has planned.  “Look I’m sorry about last time but this is actually a CHAPTER!!” Cheers go up among the auditorium as papers, heck if we know where they came from, are thrown into the air.  “So first of all let me thank all of you for reading and being patient with me.  Hehehe…three months is a long time not to update.  Unfortunately, Gohan was working as quickly as I had hoped.  But without further adieu…CHAPTER 18!!”

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The sun’s rays were slowly creeping up over the horizon bringing forth a new day with new challenges and new hopes.  In the thick forest a few rays were able to break throw and dotted the forest floor with scattered rays of bright light.  One ray in particular danced playfully against the eyelids of a dark raven-haired princess.  Blinking a couple of times ChiChi eventually opened her eyes and sighed heavily as she slowly sat up.  Leaning back she moaned as she felt her back crack and felt a cool and gentle breeze blow by.  Looking around ChiChi realized that she was in the middle of the forest.  Jumping up in a panic she looked down and realized that not only was she in the woods, but she was also naked.  Feeling something warm and furry brush gently against the back of her knees she turned around expecting to see someone, but instead found nothing.  Looking down ChiChi saw the thing that had brushed up against her, a tail.  Tilting her to the side to get a better view of the newly acquired appendage memories of last night came back.  Sitting down ChiChi gently grabbed hold of her tail; she didn’t want to grab it hard because she remembered how much Goku had complained about his tail.  ‘Speaking of the devil.  Where is he?’ ChiChi thought as she looked around trying to find any sign of her husband.  Brushing her tail lightly ChiChi couldn’t help but moan at the pleasure she was getting. 

Letting go of the tail ChiChi stood up and began walking into the forest.  Waking up naked in the forest wasn’t really new to her and she knew that Goku wasn’t too far off.  ChiChi stopped when she caught the sweet smell of fresh spring water and knew that she was closer to the waterfall.  “A bath in the spring would be perfect right now.” ChiChi said out loud skipping now.  Skipping along ChiChi was in awe at the new world around her.  Being a Saiyan she heard sounds that she had never noticed before and smells also.  ChiChi saw, heard, smelled, and felt things that she was never aware of before until now.  It was no wonder Goku always seemed to hate the city.  ChiChi frowned imagining what it would be like to go the city and to hear everything.  ChiChi soon arrived at the spring, which had a waterfall pouring into it.  ChiChi always loved this spot.  Well it was one of many actually.  ChiChi sat down on the bank of the spring and brought her knees up to her chest looking out at the water’s surface letting the sound of the rushing water surround her.  “Was that the day Gohan was conceived?” She asked herself out loud.  It could’ve been…then again.  Shaking her head ChiChi waded out into the pool and swam to the waterfall.  Sitting underneath it memories of that day came rushing back to ChiChi as a blush crept over her cheeks. 

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ChiChi was lying on the couch reading a book quietly just enjoy the peace of the day.  Goku had gone out to train leaving her at home alone to entertain herself.  The couple had been married for a couple of weeks now and had learned quickly that they didn’t have to spend every waking moment with each other.  In fact, ChiChi enjoyed having sometime alone by herself just so that she could think.  It was kind of warm out so ChiChi had just thrown on a shorts and a t-shirt that belonged to Goku.  Sure it was big but it was comfortable and breathed. (Y/N: cotton. I don’t know why I just didn’t say that. Carry on.)  ChiChi was so into her book that she didn’t take notice of the tall and well-built figure slowly walking up towards her.  Putting his arms on top of the couch and resting his chin on his forearms Goku watched his little ChiChi silently.  Watching her turn a page Goku chuckled lightly to himself as he reached out a finger and gently caressed ChiChi’s cheek.  Looking up ChiChi saw Goku looking down at her.  “Have fun today?” ChiChi asked closing her book and sitting up.  Shrugging his shoulders Goku jumped over the couch and landed next to ChiChi.  “Goku what have I told you about doing that?” ChiChi asked frowning at Goku, who just smiled back at him.

“Not to.” Goku said putting an arm around ChiChi’s waist and pulling her close to him.

“Then why do you insist on doing it?” ChiChi asked trying her best to remain stern but found it hard when Goku brushed her cheek with his warm lips.

“Don’t know.” Goku said kissing her shoulder.

“Why do I bother?” ChiChi asked opening her book again.  Suddenly a thought occurred to ChiChi as she closed her book and turned to look up at Goku.  “Goku?  You never did answer my question.”

“About what?” Goku asked.

“About your day.  You just shrugged your shoulders.”

“Oh.  That…well…I could’ve had a lot more fun.” Goku said turning his back to ChiChi and resting his head in her lap.

“And what, pray tell, is that supposed to mean?” ChiChi asked brushing back Goku’s bangs.  Again Goku shrugged his shoulders as he began to purr.  ChiChi couldn’t help but roll her eyes, she loved the warrior to death but sometimes…he, well he was like this.  Talking her head off one day and quiet the next.

“Got something to show you.” Goku said still purring with his eyes closed.

“What is it?” ChiChi asked

“Come on.” Goku said jumping off of the couch and pulling ChiChi up in what seemed like all one single motion.  ChiChi would’ve protested but Goku had never disappointed her before.  Sighing ChiChi walked outside with Goku where he pulled her close to him and flew off.  She didn’t even have enough time to put her shoes on.  The sun was just setting and ChiChi couldn’t help but marvel at the beautiful mixture of orange, red, and yellow as the sun slowly began to set.  “There it is.” Goku said out loud more so to himself then to her.  Once Goku had landed ChiChi turned around and was in awe at the beautiful scenery before her.  “Like it?” Goku whispered in her ear knowing the answer already but still wanted to hear her say it.

“It’s beautiful.” ChiChi stated running up to the bank and looking in the crystal clear water.  Chuckling lightly to himself Goku walked up behind ChiChi wrapping his arms around her slim waist as he lightly kissed her neck.

“Good.” Goku said smiling down at ChiChi as his hands traveled underneath her shirt, up her firm stomach, finally settling on her breasts where he began to massage them.  ChiChi began to moan heavily as she leaned back against Goku’s chest letting her head lean to the side exposing her neck, which Goku began to shower with kisses, and little nips.  Turning around ChiChi pulled Goku into a deep passionate kiss.  Growling deep in the back of his throat Goku roughly grabbed ChiChi’s buttocks and hoisted her up forcing her to wrap her legs around his waist.  ChiChi gasped as she could feel Goku’s swollen member poking at her entrance desperately, pleading to be let in.  ChiChi giggled teasingly knowing that Goku still had his pants on.

Hopping down and pushing Goku away from her ChiChi smiled playfully as she waded into the water up to about mid thigh.  Goku watched with dark eyes full of lust as ChiChi slowly removed her shirt as tossed it at him.  Locking eyes Goku almost missed ChiChi pull off her shorts and panties as he moaned in anticipation at being inside her.  Tossing the shorts and panties aside ChiChi beckoned Goku to come to her.  Licking his lips Goku relieved himself of the hindering article of clothes and quickly joined ChiChi. Purring lightly Goku pulled ChiChi close to him enjoying the feeling of her body next to his.  Overtaking her lips with his own Goku’s hands traveled all over ChiChi’s body quickly igniting her skin making her moan even more.  ChiChi couldn’t help but gasp as she felt Goku pour a handful of water down her back and chest.  The cold water along with being next to Goku’s hot muscular body was a wonderful contrast.  Lifting her up effortlessly, ChiChi again wrapped her legs around Goku’s waist as he slid inside of her.  Letting out a cry ChiChi quickly caught up to Goku’s pace.

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ChiChi was so caught up in her own memories of that night that she wasn’t aware that she was moaning loudly as her hands massaged her own breasts.  What she was also unaware of was that two pair of eyes had been following her the moment she awoke.  A bright flash of light went off across the waterfall but was unnoticed by the bathing princess.  “Alright, that’s enough.  Let’s go.” Yamcha whispered harshly as he placed a hand on Master Roshi’s shoulder.  Yamcha and the turtle hermit, Master Roshi, had been going from one place to another taking pictures of Videl, Bulma, and finally ChiChi.  Yamcha didn’t know how Master Roshi had talked him into this but he was feeling really anxious.  Somehow Roshi had figured out that the three couples would be outside leaving the women open to any eager eyes.  They were lucky enough to get a shot of Videl sitting up and stretching; too bad Gohan was underneath her otherwise Roshi would’ve gotten a full shot.

“Shut up.” Roshi scolded as glared daggers at Yamcha.  Bulma was another shot that was ruined because Vegeta was sound asleep next to her.  ‘That Vegeta ruined my picture.  He had had the audacity to cover up Bulma’s breasts with his arm.’  Which was what had put the old master in a bad mood.  But ChiChi was showing it.  Roshi was in heaven.  He had gotten full frontal shot of a sleepy ChiChi sitting up like one of the girls in his magazine.  Then he had gotten that shot of her turning around to look at her butt.  Then the picture of her sitting on the bank of the pool looking out.  ‘Now she’s underneath a waterfall.’ Master Roshi felt his nose start to bleed as he and Yamcha saw ChiChi start to grab and massage her breasts.  “Life doesn’t get much better then this.” Roshi whispered as laughed perversely and actually felt his eyes water.

“Let’s go now.” Yamcha said slowly and mechanically while still staring at ChiChi.  Yamcha’s instincts told him to fly away before ChiChi saw them or worse Goku caught them.  Yamcha remembered the look that Goku gave him when he was sitting with Bulma and ChiChi.  Swallowing hard Yamcha definitely didn’t want to tangle with a Saiyan, let alone a Saiyan who had obtained the third level of Super Saiyan.  It’d be like a single ant taking on an elephant.  Suicide.

“Look, look.  LOOK!!” Roshi shouted but quickly quieted down.  “She’s going lower.” Hearing this Yamcha came back down to Earth to see ChiChi’s hand moving lower.

“Ahem.” A deep voice said causing both Master Roshi and especially Yamcha to pale and stiffen.  Turning around both peeping toms saw Goku standing behind them with his arms crossed, a hard frown on his face where his goofy grin used to be and a pair of dark, cold, menacing eyes staring down at them.

“Goku? Hey.” Roshi said laughing nervously as he hid the camera behind his back.  “What are you doing here?”

‘He’s nuts.  Goku’s gonna kill us.’ Yamcha thought as he stared with huge wide eyes at the one sided exchange between the obviously angered Saiyan and old pervert.

“I was wondering the same thing.” Goku growled out throwing a glance at Yamcha.  Goku just had on some baggy sweat pants and Yamcha could see his muscles tense.

“Oh…uh…we were,”

“I thought you were supposed to be keeping an eye on Goten and Trunks?”

“Oh…well Ox-King is taking care of them.” Roshi explained waving his hand and the camera.  Letting out a sigh Goku snatched the camera away from Roshi before the turtle hermit knew what had just happened.

“Leave.” Goku ordered as he stepped aside letting room for the two to pass.

“You’re letting us go?” Yamcha asked jumping up his eyes bright with hope.  Shaking his head Goku seemed focused on the small camera in his hand.

“Well…guess we’ll be going then.” Roshi said chuckling nervously as he and Yamcha walked by.

“Give me the rest.” Goku said still looking down at the camera in his hand.

“Rest?” Yamcha and Roshi asked confused.

“Rest of the cameras.” Goku said turning around narrowing his eyes at them.  Letting out a nervous laugh Yamcha handed over two cameras to Goku. 

“Well come on Yamcha.” Roshi said grabbing Yamcha’s arm and pulling him away.

“You too, Roshi.”

“Eh?  I don’t have anymore.” But a growl from Goku quickly shut Master Roshi up.  Sighing heavily and sniffing Roshi handed two more cameras over to the peeved Saiyan.

“Thanks.” Goku said smiling in that same old Son fashion.  Sighing again and mumbling something about ungrateful students.  “Oh…there’s one more thing.” Goku said smirking walking up to the pair smiling smugly.

“What?” Roshi and Yamcha asked in unison.

“Just this.” Goku said putting the cameras down and placing a hand on both warriors’ head.  Looking into their minds Goku saw the images of Bulma and Videl and even ChiChi in both men’s mind.  Smirking to himself Goku erased their memories of the images.  “That should do it.” Goku said.  “At least I learned something useful while I was dead.”  Looking at Roshi and Yamcha Goku could tell that the two were dazed and using his instant transmission he teleported them both to Kame Island.  When both came to they were on the island and alone aside for those in the small house.

“Uh…Yamcha what are we doing out here?” Roshi asked scratching his head.

“I…uh…don’t remember.” Yamcha said trying to remember as well. 

Back in the forest ChiChi was still oblivious of her surroundings and only heard the sounds of the waterfall around her.  Suddenly she felt something big and warm press up on her from behind and grab her hands.  Opening her eyes and turning her head she found Goku frowning down at her.  “Feeling left out?” ChiChi asked seductively after she broke free of Goku’s grip and got out from under the waterfall.  Falling her out Goku smirked at her shrugging his shoulders.

“Maybe.” Goku whispered as his tail wrapped around ChiChi’s waist and pulled her closer to him and began kissing her.  Reluctantly ChiChi pulled away earning a low growl from Goku.

“Sorry, but what about Goten?” ChiChi asked feeling those motherly instincts take over.  Goku’s frown deepened when he recalled that Goten was staying over at Roshi’s.  He hadn’t even checked Goten’s chi to see if he was awake or not, but most likely he was.  Focusing on his mini’s me chi Goku realized that not only was Goten awake but Ox-King was bringing him back home.

“Let’s go then.” Goku said whimpering as he let ChiChi go.

“Poor thing.  Don’t worry.” ChiChi said taking Goku’s face in her hands.  “We have plenty of time to play around later.”

“Promise?”

“Promise.” Goku’s mood quickly brightened at the thoughts that invaded his mind.  Hearing ChiChi’s voice calling him Goku got out of water and was greeted with a frowning ChiChi.

“What?” Goku asked.  Looking down he realized that his pants were wet and still had a bulge in them.  “It’ll go down.” Goku said putting his hands behind his head smiling.  “But it’ll go down quicker if you help it.” Goku said winking at ChiChi who sighed in defeat.

“No.” ChiChi said sternly as she summoned her newfound chi and flew away leaving a hurt and disappointed Goku.  Sighing Goku took to the air following behind ChiChi cursing the joys of having children.  The two quickly arrived at home and were washed up and dressed in no time.  Well, not exactly since Goku insisted on ChiChi taking care of his ‘problem’ as she called it.  “Hope Bulma and Vegeta made it back in time.” ChiChi commented as Goku sat watching intently watching the news. (U/N: It didn’t help.)  Soon ChiChi heard a knocking at the door and before she could open it she was greeted with a big hug from Goten.

“MOMMY!!” Goten shouted as he buried his face into ChiChi’s waist. 

“Why hello Goten.  Were you good for Grandpa and Master Roshi?” ChiChi asked smiling down at Goten.  Goten only nodded his head eagerly.

“They were both very well behaved.” Ox-King said nodding his head down at a familiar lavender-haired boy who was standing next to Ox.

“Morning Trunks.” ChiChi said smiling at the boy.

“Morning, ChiChi.” Trunks said waving.

“Where’s Dad?” Goten asked looking around.

“Right here.” Goku said from a spot not far behind ChiChi.  Goten didn’t even say a word as he ran to his father knocking him over.  “Heh.  I missed you too.” Goku said sitting up and placing a hand firmly on the boy’s head.

“You did?” Goten asked his eyes getting big and bright.  Goku just winked at him as he stood up.  “Hungry?”

“Yeah.” Both Goten and Trunks said at once.

“Good.  Let’s go then.” Goku said pointing towards the door. 

“Goku?” ChiChi asked watching the trio leave.

“Come on you two.  After we eat we’ll take Trunks home.” ChiChi’s eyes lit up with realization that Goku was just biding time for Bulma and Vegeta to get ready. 

“I CALL SHOTGUN!” Trunks shouted as he ran to the car.

“TRUNKS, YOU CAN’T DO THAT!!  DADDY.” Goten shouted as he ran after Trunks.  Ox-King smiled warmly as he watched Goku pry the two apart and ChiChi scold them for fighting over such a silly thing.

“Besides.  I get shotgun.” ChiChi said as she jumped into the front seat before Goku, Goten, and Trunks even registered what she had done.

“NO FAIR!” Goten and Trunks shouted as they jumped in the seat sitting on top of ChiChi.

‘I hope things stay like this for them.’ Ox-King thought proudly as Goku shook his head watching Goten and Trunks attack his wife with a barrage of tickles.

“Coming, Ox?” Goku asked once the duo had given up on their attack.

“Yep, but I think I’ll take my own car.” The car was big enough to carry Ox but the two in the back would definitely be crushed together.  Pulling out a capsule a giant of a car appeared big enough for Ox.

“Alright.  Just follow us then.” Goku said hopping in the car and driving away.

“Please Dende let things stay this way.” Ox-King prayed as he followed not too far behind.

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So what did you guys think?  Ubuu helped me out with the chapter.  Oh that’s right I haven’t officially introduced Ubuu to everyone have I?  Well this…*points to an empty spot besides her*…was Ubuu.  Grr…I think I know where he is. *gets up and finds Ubuu downstairs with Kei*  What on sweet Dende’s green Earth?

Kei: KAREOKE!! *has a mic*  70s STYLE!!

Ubuu: IT’S A CELEBRATION!!

Kei: YAHOO!!

Yuri: -_-;

Ubuu: We gonna have a celebration to last through out the years.

Kei: CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, COME ON!!

Kei & Ubuu: YAHOO!!

Yuri: Why do I even bother sometimes? Guess I’ll handle them. Unlike Kei I’m too lazy to thank everyone but I will comment on ONE review in particular. *starts reading through the reviews*  Wow, that’s a lot.

Saiyan Serpent: I know Kei would especially like to thank you for reviewing every chapter!! KUDOS!!

beth: Sorry to confuse you but the collars were taken off.  Goku forced ChiChi to take his off by squeezing her tail. >.< Ouchie.  Vegeta pretty much seduced Bulma into taking his off.  Once again sorry that we confused you with the story.

~1 Hour Later~

Well I can’t find the review but one of you out there asked if I was real or made up. *starts glaring and shakes fist* I AM REAL!!  Goku and the other Saiyans are make believe!!   BUT I’M REAL!! I’M HER FLESH AND BLOOD!! Ahem, also I hope you guys appreciate all that I went through to get this chapter typed up and posted.  Kei and Ubuu are having a 70s PARTY!!  They got karaoke and food and drinks…and ppls are coming over.  GASP!! Well I’d thank even more but Kei’s starting to sang  ‘The Atomic Dog’.  THAT’S MY CUT!! G2G!! JA’NE!!