Japanese Tutorial: Swear Words and Much Much More
Well, its impossible to run an inane website and NOT have the basics in japanese swear words, ne ne? You DO agree with me, ne? …OF COURSE YOU DO!!! Right, ok, I’m done raning…
Located here are just a few of the basics in japanese swearing…and maybe a bit more. I will not have a tutorial on how to pronounce these words; I see it as you can’t pronounce them, you’re not worthy!!! With that said, on with the wordies! ^-^
"Idiot, moron, etc"
Baka jan- what an idiot!
Baka yaro- stupid idiot, stupid fool, etc.
Baka mitai- that’s stupid!
Baka yamerou yo!- don’t be such an idiot
Baka yatte’n ja nee yo- cut the crap
Baka itte’n na yo!- don’t talk shit!
Omee tada no baka-mono da! Damare!- you’re such a moron/idiot/fool, shut up!
Omae aho ya de!- man, you’re a real moron!
Ahondara ya de- what an idiot!
Dete ike! Kono shiri-nuke-me!- get outta here you fuckin’ jerk!
Onara buubuu shinaide yo! Kuse kara na!- MAN! Don’t fart, it stinks!
Ojii-chan’ttara!! Onegai dakara! Okyaku-san no iru toki buusuka shinaide choodai!- Grandpa!! Please!! I wish you wouldn’t fart when we have quests!
Onara o buusuka buusuka shita!- he let one rip!
Atashi oto ga denai yoo ni shita tsumori datta no ni, sugoi buusuka buusuka dechatta yo!- I thought it was gunna be a descreet little fart, but I really let one rip!
Ore imo kutta kara to omoun dakedo, hitobanjuu buusuka buusuka buusuka buusuka demakuri nan da yo!- It’s those crazy potatoes I ate! All night I’ve been farting away like crazy!
Dare ga he o hiita?- Who farted?
He o hita- he just let one rip
Wagaoya no , shinuru toki ni mo, he o kokite- even as my father lay dying, I farted.
Nan da kono busu!- what a dog!
Busu dakedo, ii hito dakara- she might look like shit, but she’s a good person.
Ano eichi bii mita ka yo? Ooee!- did you see how incredible ugly she was? PUKE!
Ano tii bii esu, jibun no koto nan da to omotte’n darou?- who does that ugly troll think she is?
Erian mitai na kao shiyagatte, mukou e ike!- Fuck off you freak! (lit: you have a face of an alien, get away!)
"stylin’ ways to say ‘yes’ and ‘no’"
Buu- is the same as a ‘thumbs down’
Pinpooooon-is the same as a ‘thumbs up’
Yapi!- Yessiree! He/she sure is!
Atchi ikanai hou ga ii yo! Chikan darake da yo!- I wouldn’t go there, it’s teeming with perverts!
Hanashi kakenaide yo! Kono daburu etchi!- Don’t talk to me you pervert!
Chikushou!- DAMN/ Shit/ Fuck
Nan da kor’ ya- what (the fuck’s) this?
Nan da koistu?- what’s with him/her?
Nani yo?- what the hell?
Nan da yo?- what the hell?
Mattaku- Well I never! Really!
Masaka-NO! Impossible! It can’t be!
Oya, maa- Dear me! Oh my!
Komatta na! Oh darn! (lit: this worries me)
Ar’ya- I never!
Nan da kono debu- get a load of fatso!
Aistu honto ni debut’ru!-man, he’s REALLY fat!
Etchi na koto surana! Omae!- Yo! Don’t be gross
Aitsu gei?- he/ she’s gay?
Sumimasen! Moyori no gei karabu wa doko ni arimasu ka?- Excuse me, where’s the nearest gay club?
Ken wa okama ja nai kedo, shigoto de gei booi to shite hataraite’run da- Ken’s not really a faggot, he just works at a drag bar.
Soko no okama omee no koto zutto mite’ru ze- that fag over there keeps lookin’ at you.
Ano hito okama-san yo- that gentleman is a fag.
Nee! Ano ko no oniisan okama chiku yo nee! Kitto sou da yo!- You know, that girl’s brother is kinda faggoty! I bet he is one!
Sugee gu!-totally awesome!
Mamosu gu- mammoth good!
Mechanko gu- messed up good!
Machakucha gu- fucked up good!
Dan gu- absolutely good!
UAA! Aitsu torendii- WO! He’s awesome!
Gee! Ano imo sugee kakkou shite’ru- MAN! I can’t believe what that hick’s wearing.
Chiyako’nnai de yo! Kono imobeeda- Get away from me you hick!
Oi! Korokke! Dok’kara kitan da yo!- Man, what a boob! What stone did you craw out from under?
Aa! Mou! Uchi ne okaasan ino kusai! I ssho ni dearukitakunai yo!- God! My mother is such a hick! I can’t stand to be seen with her!
Ano jorou- me- That slut!
Abazure onna mitai- She looks like a slut!
Baita ni makoto nashi- never trust a whore.
Phrases that are just good to know
Sou Desu- Yeah, yes, I see
Sou ka- I see
Hai- yes, right, sure, etc
Ee/ un- sure, right, uh-huh, etc
Ryoukai- roger, roger that
Sonna- it can’t be, oh no
Yogatta/yokatta- I did it, I found it, thank goodness
Dame- bad, stop
Dame yo- stop that!
Urusai- shut up
Damare- shut up
ALRIGHT, that’s a shit load of words that I could think of. Oh, don’t be disapointed, there are myriads more!! TRUST ME!! There’s more…*gasp gasp* But, I’m not gunna add them…maybe I will…maybe I won’t. You never know, cuz I’m INANE!…did that rhyme? I’m not so sure..
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