Or, if you want four maniacs...
Not Thinker, but an incredible simulation...A dull, cliched and incoherent Tenchi Muyo! fanfic is the first challenge our intrepid riffers face.
Anime Inverse's Slayers Idiotic, Part 1
Well...this fic lives up to the title. Rampant illogic, unfunny jokes, and one peculiar grammatical issue... And the Star of Revenge gets a special guest!
Worst of the best--A Tenchi Triple Feature
Imagine spamfics by K'Thardin and Brian Burke. Imagine a darkfic by PMasters. Now imagine they're all terrible. Well, you don't have to imagine, because, in this case, it's true. At the same time, the SOR crew has another guest, and some unexpected developments.
The Slayahz: Chivalry and Treachery
Co-MSTed with Swordian Master Bryann. His MSTings Shinji the 10 o'Clock Assassin takes his best shot at The Slayers, with a rather silly lemon. Not for the young or those sensitive to stupidity.
Tenchi's Cousin: Parts 1-2 Parts 3-4 Part 5
We have ego sign. My Mads dredge up a Tenchi avatar fic, that is also a crossover with...Street Fighter?! Not to mention that the Mary Sue in question is also the rudest godboy since Ankoku. Also with a Genuine Anime Guest Star.
The dumbness continues. Stupid names, crap writing, and needless crudity abound. And the authour forgets he's not in Xanth.
The 10 o'Clock Assassin tries again, and his already scant description gets scanter, in a fic far more evil than it first appears. Perhaps one day, his lemons will disappear entirely. Co-MST with Chibi-Chan.
A fic better left unwritten, except then I wouldn't have gotten to MST it. It's a soapy concotion of angst and WAFF, set in the Slayers world but keeping no one in character. And it's a songfic, too. Ouch. Warning--shounen ai themes...well, sort of.
Tenchi Muyo in Life, part 1 If Thinker did a really boring Tenchi SI, this would be it. Except it's not quite as good.
Are you wondering where the prince and the pirate ended up? Well, whether you are or not, you're about to find out, in these two episodes of Adam Campos's Mystical Fanfic Theater 5000. Visit his page if you want to see the rest.
007: Patrick 'Seion' Stewart's Tenchi Universe Continuation Ep. 30
How many lunatics can fit in a flower shop? A lot more if you blow it to hell first. Oh, and Tenchi finally discovers his testicular fortitude.
Bryann and I team up again, this time against the Crossover From Hell...What else can you call a fic where characters from Gundam Wing and Evangelion are thrown together to act out a lame rehash of the Slayers script? Featuring Swiss Army AT Fields and Wufei the Amazing Twit. This MST runs in parallel with Bryann's take on Myria's Legacy, part 1.
So...Angels are trolls here. Except that Sachiel is Zolf. And they're possibly Mazoku as well. For your comfort and safety, all excitement and interest have been carefully removed...and the Generic Hikaru Midorikawa Character makes a...unique fashion statement. Parallel with Myria's Legacy, Part 2.
At last, after all of the parallelism and plotting, here's the payoff. What am I talking about? Read it and find out. The fic? Well, it's edging towards novel length. Also: More stupid clothes, commercial plugs, a very unlikely priest, and the special treat of audio-only fiction.
Well, it's more fun than the last part...not that that's difficult. Yet more character stoogery, geriatric gunmen, and Heero's incredibly stupid secret. Wai! Also including mad foreshadowing and mecha-shamanism!
Finally, the end, in which nothing is concluded. At least it's over...Oh, well, read it for the host bits--they're nice. Includes how _not_ to tie up a sorceress, and more stupid, stupid Angel creatures than you can shake a Lance of Longinus at.
L' Chevalier de la Malchance Chapter 1 (Part A)
Finally, I do a MST for a fic on my favourite series, and it's a doozy. First off, it's looong...so much so that I am dividing the first chapter into at least three. Second, it's in an...unexpected genre, featuring Himemiya Anthy in a role that may surprise you. Third, it's set in France, which the author seens fit to remind us at least once per paragraph. Co-MSTed with Emiko-kun.
L' Chevalier de la Malchance Chapter 1 (part B)
As the plot begins to inkle, "La Femme Himemiya"--or perhaps Utena Gear Solid--goes on leaving no Hollywood-action cliche untouched, from technofetishism to complete brainlessness. Where else can you find a Chichiri lookalike as the requisite Eurotrash villain?
L' Chevalier de la Malchance Chapter 1 (part C)
The thrilling conclusion...of the first chapter. I may scream. Anyway, more standard action-hijinks remind me why I didn't bother to see "Swordfish", and Anthy gets dragged behind the Plot Wagon. Meanwhile, Evil Chichiri and the Illuminati gather in order to provide exposition whilst forgetting that Utena is not the X-Files. It's not as entertaining as it sounds.
Here they all are, with the space pirate Captain Fortuna in the foreground.
Kumiko beside herself, literally.
An action shot for once, sans coat, and coloured. A bit messy.
Imagine a blend of Van Fanel, Masamichi Fujisawa, and Ataru Moroboshi, and you'll be close.
Gunslinger Kumiko by Emiko-kun
NEW!
What if she was really a Matsumoto character?
Looks rather innocent here, doesn't he?
Yarunseto's Bromide #1: Playing with dolls?
This is cute. Really cute. I'm warning you... Done for Chibi-Chan's page.
Yarunseto with a Musical Instrument
Well, it's not exactly a guitar, and not exactly a zither, and it's held upside down. But whatever it is, HRH seems to be really into the music...
Kampai! The Prince dressed in his normal uniform, for a change.
NEW!
A bit older, but just as cool as he usually is cute.
"Maetel? No..."
I wish I drew this well, I really do.
An annotated design of Nori-6 in a more animated pose than usual, just to show that her legs do move. I'm rather proud of this one--I finally made her look good.
Evil never looked this good before.
Anything wrong with a cute seductive villainess? Didn't think so.
"Care to play?" Dress design courtesy Chibi-chan.
Another annotated design, this time of Kumiko's predecessor.
Vaiyu Takarin Side Elevation Kumiko's ship. 'Nuff said.
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