John "The Asshole" Mayer
Woah, John Mayer is a jackass plain and simple! Nobody should like this jerk off for 3 reasons. First, I don't like him and what I say goes. 2nd, he is a no talent asshole! Just look at his songs! They all sound the same, him singing like he has no voice box all "sweet" and playing a few note on his guitar. 3rd is he is a god damn pretty boy and i hate them!

Ok look, I'm sure there are a lot of people out there that love John the asshole Mayer. Actually I know there are. They are called ditzs, sluts, jerk offs, and brainless drones. Most are girls with liquid for brains, only liking him because they are so brainwashed they don't know what it means to be "romantic" anymore. They think a clean shaven pretty boy playing some crap ass song on guitar is romantic despite the fact it sucks. Other people that like him are society people. Basically since society likes him, they like him because society says so. Tehy are usually spineless liquid brained girls that can't think for themselves. John Mayer sucks!

Seriously, I have heard some of his songs and they suck. They all sound the same and they are so bland! Why do people like this fool? Girls think he is sexy. Girls that think he is sexy have no right to speak. John Mayer is a brainless no talent asshole plain and true. Any girl that likes him has no sense of music taste. It's true! I asked everyone I know that is well versed with music what they thoguht of him. Nobody liked him, they all said "John Mayer? Dude, he is a jerk off! That bastard doesn't even deserve a name! I want him to be killed and chopped to pieces!" Seriously, how can anyone like him I must ask again! Sure, if you hate yourself and WANT to look like a moron I guess you should listen to him. Or if you want to have the worst tastein music ever. I know I know, you are free to listen to what you want. Who am I to tell you what to listen to? Well, John Mayer is an exception because he sucks so bad. That's all I have to say about that jackass John Mayer.


If you are a John Mayer Asshole fan and you hate me and want to send me hate mail, send it to: Johnmayerisajerkoff@yahoo.com

(Anyone that likes him is probably too dumb to realize thats NOT a real email address...-_0)