This is my first one shot fanfic so watch out. BTW for those who don't know, Jimmy and the others are characters that I made up in Jimmy's Story which is a fic I just finished. Well, here we go...and by the way, none of the original characters are mine. I just hate saying that! >_<

We begin this story at Goomba village where Goombario and Jimmy were lying around. They were out in the sunshine hating every minute of the boring day.

Jimmy: "I'm bored. Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Boorred!"

Goombario: "I'm bored too...We did all the chores right?"

Jimmy: "Right." (Smiled to him.) "It was funny watching you attempt to hold a vacuum, though. With your feet...and in your teeth and..."

Goombario: (Glares at him) "No it wasn't! Just because I don't have hands doesn't mean that I'm no good at vacuuming."

Jimmy: "Well, I did the vacuuming so you wouldn't have to!"

Goombario: "I did the cleaning though!" (Sighs) "I sure wish I could move things without having to use my feet or mouth..."

Jimmy: "You did great cleaning the house!...anyway..." (Sighs and frowns and looks up at the sky.) "Oh great, now I'm bored again. What are we gonna do now?"

Goombario: "No idea."

Goombaria: (Walks up to them.) "Whatcha doing?"

Goombario: "None of your business."

Jimmy: "Nothing. You want us do do something for you?"

Goombaria: "That's nice of you, Jimmy." (Smiles at him and then goes into the house. They wait for her to come out and she does, holding something. She gave it to Jimmy and he looked it over.) "We got this from the Mailman. I wonder where Parakarry went? Usually he brings us the mail."

Jimmy: "Didn't he really hate his job? Maybe he left the postal force."

Goombario: "Has he come to see you the last couple of months?"

Jimmy: "Lots of times."

Goombario: (Looks away) "What do you guys talk about?"

Jimmy: "Mostly about how boring and thankless his job is." (Got up and nodded to him.) "I listen to him but it's mostly ranting. He likes to talk to me about all kinds of things. I can't tell you about them."

Goombaria: "Why not!?"

Jimmy: "Violates our trust."

Goombaria: (Nods and says it flatly.) "See? That's why we like you. You're a good friend." (Jumps back up and goes into the house.)

Goombario: "So what did she give you?"

Jimmy: "It's a leaflet. It's about a play that the mushroom kingdom is going to hold." (Jumps up and there his eyes grew large and starry.) "Oh wow, a play! I'm gonna audition!"

Goombario: "Who's it run by?"

Jimmy: "Who else, Princess Mum, Peach."

Goombario: "You call her that?"

Jimmy: "Sure but I risk getting hit over the head every time I do it. She says that Mum makes her sound old."

Goombario: "It does. What's the play called?"

Jimmy: "Sleeping beauty."

Goombario: "But the lead is a girl! I don't wanna play a girl!"

Jimmy: "So you want to audition?"

Goombario: "Sure but...only for a guy's role."

Jimmy: "Right. Me too."

They both get up and walk to Toad Town. The town cleaned up quite nicely since the zombies attacked and now the town looks just as good as ever. In the center this time is a statue commemorating the day where Jimmy and the Paper Mario crew beat out Gelnishia who almost destroyed the world.

Jimmy: "Isn't this a nice depiction of you?" (Turns to Goombario and he examines it.) "You look really good."

Goombario: "...I don't know... I don't know if they captured the eyes. You look good though."

Jimmy: "Hmm...I look fat." (Looks it over and makes the face to Goombario.) "You sure I'm not making a weird face?"

Goombario: "You kind of are..."

Jimmy: "Let's get to the theater, it's almost time."

They walked to the theater and they saw that everyone was there. Bow, Parakarry, Watt and Lakilester and Lakilulu was there Kooper and Bombette as well. Mario and Luigi were also there as well as Toad and Peach.

Jimmy: "Why is everyone here?"

Goombario: "Mario!"

Mario: "We're here to get parts for the play. What are you here for?"

Jimmy: "Parts in the play."

Luigi: "I'm here for the lead!"

Bombette: (Jumps up to him) "So you're going to play the princess huh?"

Luigi: "Of course...wait, did you say princess?" (Anime sweat drop)

Bombette: "Yes! I want to be the princess though!"

Bow: "No I want to be the princess!"

Peach: "But I'm already a princess!" (Steps up to them.) "I'll play the best princess since I am one!"

Kooper: "You're the director though!"

Jimmy: "I want to play the handsome prince." (Mario and Luigi glare at him and he steps back and shrinks timidly but then Mario and Luigi step back and they started to shrink when Jimmy stomps up to them.) "HEY you can't scare me! I'm gonna be the prince! I'm BUFFED for it!"

They all began fighting over who should get the lead and who shouldn't when Toad approached them all and whistled sharply. They all stopped fighting and stared at him and he approached them all.

Toad: "Since you guys were the only ones who showed up for auditions, now we'll just have to draw the parts out of the hats." (Whips out from nowhere a lot table with the top covered.) Now you guys line up and we'll pick the parts out in a nice orderly..." (Everyone runs up and knocks Toad out of the way. They fill out their names on the lot table and Jimmy helped Toad up.) "Thanks Jimmy."

Jimmy: "You're welcome, by the way...do you think I could play the Prince?"

Toad: (Scowls) "Just sign your name!" (He drew the lots and announced the roles.) "Okay...the prince is Mario."

Mario: "Woo hoo!!" (Jumps up and down and confetti was flung over him...at first, then he was barraged by rotten fruit and other garbage. He looked up and saw Jimmy dumped the garbage can full of junk on him.) "HEY!"

Jimmy: (Smiles and an anime sweat drop appeared. He crept down) "I was just boosting your victory...I forgot to check for anything else in this trash can besides confetti. Who would have thought there was actually trash in this trash can. You're the prince! Yay for you." (He smiled but even though he was smiling, an anime vein was poking out of his forehead.)

Mario: "I'm sorry for glaring at you. You didn't know." (Hugs him and the others could hear Jimmy's muffled scream.)

Jimmy: (Gets out of Mario's grip, gasping.) "What an interesting odor...grossness..."

Toad: "And the princess is...Parakarry."

Parakarry: "NOO!!"

Bow: "YES! It gives me a chance to dress him up nice and pretty!" (Checks him over.) "Don't worry, you'll be thinkin' like a girl once I'm done with you!"

Parakarry: "What I need is a large gun...or maybe a bomb of some kind..."

Lakilester: "So you're the princess right? I knew you were a fag but a princess?!"

Parakarry: (Anime forehead vein appears and he growls at Lakilester) "I'm not! You're a pain in the--"

Toad: (Interrupts) "That's great. The three fairies are Bow, Lakilulu..."

Lakilulu: "I'll look good as a fairy!"

Toad: "...and Lakilester."

Lakilester: "NOO!!"

Bow: "YES! It also gives me a chance to dress you up nice and pretty too!" (Checks him over) "Not without the help of Lakilulu here though."

Lakilulu: "Yes! Not only we'll talk about our feelings but I'll be able to dress you up as a girl. I can see exactly what dresses might look good on me and... now you'll know the feeling of HIGH HEELS!"

Lakilester: "No! I can't! You can't make me!"

Lakilulu: "Come on! It'll be fun!" (Gives him...THE LOOK...)

Lakilester: "Yes dear." (Floats sulkily away)

Jimmy: (Makes a whipping motion and whipping noise and Lakilester glares at him.)

Toad: "Okay...the part of the king will be played by Watt and the part of the queen will be played by Kooper."

Watt: "Yay! I'll be able to look older! I'll have a nice beard and...wait, I shouldn't have a beard..."

Kooper: (Annoyed) "Can we PLEASE stop with the gender swapping roles?"

Toad: "Nope."

Bombette: "I WANNA BE THE PRINCESS THOUGH!"

Toad: "Well the drawing didn't turn out. You're the princess' lady in waiting."

Bombette: "WHAT!? I'm gonna get you, diaper boy! I feel like fried mushroom!" (Bombette wound herself up and started running after Toad. He cried out and ran out of the room, Bombette running after him.)

Jimmy: "Hey, he didn't tell who the rest of the roles were." (Jimmy walked up to the lot and did the lines for Goombario and found his role. An explosion and a scream could be heard in the background.) "Hey! You're going to be the narrator."

Goombario: "That's cool. At least I don't have to dress up as some girl."

Lakilester and Parakarry: "SHUT UP!"

Jimmy: (Blinks) "Wait, who's playing the evil witch!" (Then sighs and follows the path on the lot board and finds who played it.) "The evil witch...is me..."

Parakarry and Lakilester: "BWA HA HA HAA!!"

Jimmy: (Glares at them) "At least I don't have to be DAINTY! I'm a BAD girl!" (Pales in the face and groans) "Oh man, did I just say that...?"

Luigi: "Hey! What about me?"

Jimmy: (Checks it over.) "Oh...uh...you're the understudy of the prince."

Luigi: (Sighs) "Wonderful, I won't have to change my character one little bit..."

Toad: (Bombette walks in, happy and Toad walks in, completely black from soot.) "I'm sorry for taking that unscheduled break. Anyway...does everyone know what their roles are?"

All: "YES!"

Toad: "Good. The play's tonight."

All: "WHAT?!"

Toad: "You'll have to memorize your lines. I'll give you an hour for that."

ALL: "YOU DIE!!"

Toad: (Smirks) "I'll see you in an hour." (Gives them each their lines.)

They all looked them over and soon they were a little bit familiar with them. Goombario sat back and glanced at them and looked on Jimmy who struggled with his annoying witch lines. He looked on the lines with uncertainty.

Jimmy: (Turns to Goombario) "You think I can memorize ALL these lines before the play?"

Goombario: "You can do anything." (Sips from his drink.)

Jimmy: (Gets up and glares at him.) "That's easy for YOU to say...! You're hidden from sight so you can just look at the play book!"

Goombario: "You're the evil witch right?"

Jimmy: "Right, don't make any fun."

Goombario: "How are you going to do that? You don't have an evil bone in your body! You rescued 3 kittens from a tree today...and also two large dogs...from the same tree!"

Jimmy: "Well...How's my voice?" (Creates a sunny feminine voice.) "Hello! I am the wicked witch!"

Bow: (Floats in suddenly.) "Lakilulu! Was that you?" (Looks around and then turned to Jimmy.) "Hey Jimmy? Have you seen Lakilulu...she must've been talking about the witches costume right?"

Jimmy: (Kind of angry) "No, that was me."

Bow: "Oh well. Can you please take off your clothes?" (giggles.) "I can't believe I could just say that..!"

Jimmy: (Blushes) "What?! Why?!"

Bow: "I want to take your measurements."

Jimmy: "I'm a Drakonian magi. I can just use magic." (With a wave of his hands he changed his clothes into a beautiful evil looking black dress.) "See? I look enough like an evil queen now right?"

Bow: "All you need is black hair and a cruel expression and you're all set."

Goombario: "In addition to being narrator, what else do I have to do?"

Bow: "Stage sounds and lighting and curtains and all that stuff."

Goombario: "How am I supposed to do all that?!"

Jimmy: "I'll help you with that." (Closes his eyes and he began to meditate.) "Summoning the powers from beyond the psyche, I grant this creature before me...the gift of psychic powers." (Jimmy begins to glow and there was a wind of magic gusting around the room. Goombario suddenly felt warm and his mind was filled with strange new thoughts. Goombario glows a pinkish aura and the magic fades.)

Goombario: "Huh? What happened?"

Jimmy: "I'm sorry for not asking first." (Fell to his knees and groaned.) "Whoa, I'm feeling it."

Bow: "What did you do?"

Jimmy: (Drinks a maple syrup and regains his thoughts.) "Oh, I cast a spell on Goombario...I gave him the ability of Telekinesis. That took more than I thought..."

Goombario: "You mean you cast a spell that...makes be able to move things without having to actually move them?"

Jimmy: "Yeah. I'm not sure the spell worked...why don't you try it out?"

Goombario: (Smirks and says it mischievously.) "Okay..." (Runs out of the room.)

Jimmy: (Looks at Bow with worry.) "He's not going to do anything weird is he?"

Bow: "I hope it doesn't have anything to do with Parakarry."

Parakarry: (From his dressing room.) "AUGH! MY DRESSING ROOM IS HAUNTED!!"

Bow and Jimmy: "Ohh..." (Anime sigh)

Parakarry: (Runs into Jimmy's room wearing nothing but his underwear.) "J-J-Jimmy! There's something evil in my dressing room! My lines and some other stuff floated off the counter and started flying around!"

Jimmy: (Clenches his fists and growls.) "You bet there's something evil..." (Stomps out of his dressing room.) "Goombario! Can I have a word..."

Parakarry: (Looks after him.) "Wow, that dress makes him look a whole lot slimmer."

Bow: (Smiles and rolls her eyes and floats out of Jimmy's room.)

Parakarry: "I'm just saying is all..." (Looks at himself.) "Whoa! I'd better go change!"

Back on the stage, everyone was dressed in their clothes to do a dress rehearsal. Toad and Peach entered again and saw that everyone was...kind of familiar with their lines. He looked at them all and smiled.

Toad: "Not bad!"

Bombette: (Wearing a gown that was way too big for her.) "Yeah right...I feel like a pile of dirty clothes..."

Peach: "Hey! You guys look great!" (Looks over Parakarry who scowled and people were talking and catcalling him.) "You look stunning, pink is really your color. It suits you."

Parakarry: "It does?" (Looks over himself and smiles) "Wait! No it doesn't!" (Glares) "No one said I had to wear this stupid frilly dress!"

Peach: "Well it did go out of style two WHOLE weeks ago...and I ought to know, my name's written on the label!"

Parakarry: "You mean I'm wearing YOUR old dress!?" (His wig flops over his eyes.) "And what's the deal with all of this curly yellow hair? I really hate being a princess!"

Peach: "There!! Now you know how it feels!!" (Walks back to Toad.)

Toad: "We're gonna start now. I'll make all of you eat dust if you didn't memorize your lines." (Raises his arms and screams it real loud.) "LET'S GET STARTED!!" (Grasps his throat and coughed) "Oh man, I think I hurt my throat... Goombario, get to that control tower and narrate."

Goombario: "Fine. Teleportation!" (Goombario glows and vanishes. He appears inside the tower. He then turns on the mike) "Thanks, Jimmy!" (Small bit of feedback)

Jimmy: "You're welcome!" (Waves to him)

And they did the play over three times before dinner. The first time, no one knew where to stand or talk let alone their lines. Toad nearly had a heart attack and told them to do it all over. By the end, everyone was glad to eat pizza ordered by the princess. She had to order 5 extra pizzas because of Mario. By the end, everyone was finally sort of ready to to the play.
 
The people were coming in after that. Soon there was a full house of Toads, Goombas, Koopas, Penguins and Yoshies. On the balcony was Rogon, Merluun, Goomma and Goompa, Watt's Parents Sushi and Sashimi and Esmeralda.

Esmeralda: "I came because I heard Jimmy was in it. He's gonna be the handsome prince no doubt. He's such a hottie...I'd like to make some sweet music with..."

Merluun: "...Me?" (Esmeralda slaps him.) "OW!"

Rogon: "...Or me?" (Esmeralda slaps him.) "OW!"

Esmeralda: "Yuck! I like SO wouldn't! You're like a million times my age Merluun and Rogon... you're not my type. Go after some mermaid, fish boy!"

Rogon: "But Mermaids are no fun. See Merluun? I have more of a chance with her." (Esmeralda slaps him again.) "OW!"

Goombaria: (To Goomma) "Why is that lady slapping everyone?"

Goomma: "I'll tell you when you're older."

Goompa: "I heard Goombario's going to be in it."

Goombaria: "He's the narrator! Which is perfect because he always yak yak yaks..."

Goomma: "Be nice, Goombaria."

Sushie: "Sashimi, this is the play: Sleeping Beauty!"

Sashimi: "Rerun."

Sushie: "Just because I read it to you last night doesn't make it a rerun."

Sashimi: "You spoiled the ending..."

The audience settled down and the play began. There was a great overture thanks to the Saint Shroomie united Choir and Band and the play began. Goombario first opened up with the famous words...

Goombario: "Once upon a time in a far away land. Don't try to get there because it's on another planet or something. There was a king and queen who ruled over a splendid kingdom. The king and queen's wishes finally came true when a baby girl was born." (Turns speakerphone off) "Geez, this stuff must have been written by Peach. It's so...SYRUPY!" (He pushes the button that opens the curtains and a spotlight shone down on the King and Queen. The king was played by Watt and the queen was played by Kooper.)

Kooper: (Stands up from his throne) "Attention everyone, our prayers came true now that a child is born. Everyone in the kingdom must now give her... a present..."

Watt: (Also stands up but it looked like the king was floating.) "Everyone in the kingdom shall receive a letter of invitation."

Rogon: (From on the balcony, talking to Merluun) "Hey, doesn't that queen look like a boy?"

Merluun: "The king seems to be sucking on some sort of pacifier..."

The curtain closed and in a few seconds, opened up again with lots of Toads and people talking among themselves and there were tons of gifts everywhere. Bow gave a thumbs up to Jimmy who conjured up the people.

Watt: "Thank you all for attending the celebration!"

Lakilulu: (Suddenly there was a bright flash and she, Lakilester and Bow were all there, dressed as fairies. Lakilester still had his shades on.) "We are the fairies and we've come bearing gifts for the new little princess." (She floats up to the bassinet and sprinkles fairy dust on the baby.) "I give to her the beauty of a glimmering rainbow! (Looks inside and grimaces) "Um...beauty on the inside..."

Bow: (After Lakilulu returns, Bow floats up to the bassinet and looks inside.) "I give to her the voice more beautiful than the song of a bird. Remember that I didn't specify what kind of bird though. Might be a crow...or some sort of large parrot."

Lakilester: (In his normal voice) "And I the coolest fairy of all--"

Jimmy: (In a puff of red smoke and flashy special effects, he appears on the stage. He speaks in a sunny feminine voice and gave out a jolly little laugh.) "Oohh, ho ho HO!"

Lakilester: "(Nice evil laugh, grandma...)"

Jimmy: (Still in a sunny feminine voice) "What a lovely celebration you're having...how dare you hold a celebration without inviting me!!"

Bow: "Thy would anyone want to invite a wicked witch like you?!"

Jimmy: (In his sunny girl voice.) "Wicked witch? Surely you aren't referring to me..."

Kooper: "Y-you must forgive us...we heard you didn't like special occasions."

Jimmy: "Yes, it's true..." (Walks up to the queen.) "I hate being around happy people but I hate being ignored even more!!" (Turns to the trembling Kooper Queen.) "I too have a gift for the princess. She well spend her days happily, loved by everyone around her for her beauty, her nobility and her kindness. Actually, we pitched a perfect no hitter..." (Looks up at them and smiles evilly.) "But then...she will be pricked on the needle of a spinning wheel...and she will die! Ooh Ho ho ho ho..." (The witch raised her staff and summoned a puff of smoke and she was gone.)

Kooper: (Looked at the baby and wept into the bassinet. Parakarry was inside.) "What a terrible, terrible thing! The witch has cast a spell on the princess!"

Parakarry: (From inside the bassinet) "Get your face out of mine!"

Lakilulu: "The poor little princess..."

Kooper: "Tell me! Is there anything that you can do!?"

Lakilester: "Here's my gift. Be VERY thankful. The princess will still prick her finger on the needle just as the sunny witch said but she won't die. She'll fall into a deep sleep and if he- I mean she's kissed a handsome, noble... well... A prince, not necessarily a handsome, noble prince. The spell will be broken." (Waves his magic wand and whacks the baby in the bassinet with it.)

Parakarry: (From inside the bassinet) "Watch what you're doing, kettle head...!"

The audience clapped and the curtain closed for scene change. Everyone clapped and Jimmy summoned a new scene and was forced to drink some maple syrup to regain his energy. He summoned the throne room scene and Bow floated up to him. However, on the balcony...

Rogon: "That witch was no good at it. She sounds like the cute little girl next door."

Esmeralda: "How come Jimmy isn't on yet?"

Merluun: "Dunno. Anyway, did you notice that one of the fairies had sun glasses on?"

Rogon: "Probably high on fairy dust and didn't want anyone to see her or his eyes."

Esmeralda: "Shut up, both of you. I wanna watch this without you guys nit picking it." (Slaps them both.)

Bow: (Behind the curtains) "You don't make a very good evil witch..."

Jimmy: "I'm not a girl, though. I don't get this evil girl stuff at all. I'll try to do better, though."

Bow: "That laugh you did too...it wasn't evil sounding...it was just freaky."

Goombario: (From up on the control tower.) "And so the king and queen ordered all the spinning wheels in the kingdom to be burned and soon, they saw their daughter grow into a beautiful young princess." (He turned off the mike and sighed.)

Kooper: (The curtain opened up to see him and Watt again sitting at the throne room.) "Come here, princess."

Parakarry: (Feminine voice.) "Yes mother." (Walked up to Queen Kooper and tripped on his dress on the way. He fell to the ground.) "Ack..."

Rogon: (On the balcony.) "This is getting better all the time!"

Esmeralda: "Shut up!"

Parakarry: (Gets to the queen and scowls and stomps and says it in his normal voice.) "What did you want to see me about, Mother!?"

Rogon and Merluun: (Anime collapse) "Oh, that's bad acting..."

Esmeralda: "They must have drawn the roles out of a hat or something." (Smiles and sighs) "The evil witch...is Jimmy..."

Rogon: "Well Duh!"

Kooper: (Nods) "Tomorrow is your 16th birthday and I want you to prepare for it."

Parakarry: "Oh, yes. I, can, hardly, wait." (Talking in an annoyed voice and then stomps off.)

Goombario: (From the control tower.) "And just then, the princess found something that she had never seen before. It was a golden spinning wheel. She just had to check it out."

Parakarry: "Oh my, whatever could this be?" (Princess Parakarry touched the needle.) "OUCH! DAMMIT! MY FINGER!" (The princess collapsed and Queen Kooper ran onto the stage.)

Kooper: "Oh no! The princess has died! My precious daughter!" (Starts crying and the three fairies flew on stage.)

Lakilulu: "Don't cry good queen!"

Lakilester: "The gift that I gave her 16 years ago came true! Isn't that awesome? My gift was the ONLY gift that actually came true so thank me!"

Kooper: "I fail to see how my daughter being in a coma is awesome and worth thanking..."

Lakilester: "G'night!" (Sprinkles fairy dust on Queen Kooper and she falls asleep.) "We'll put EVERYONE into suspended animation."

Bow: "You sure?"

Lakilester: "Why not? I'm on a roll here."

Bow: "Fine..."

The curtains closed and everyone gathered around and they stared at Lakilester. Lakilester smirked back at them.

Bow: "What are you doing, Lakilester? That wasn't in the script..."

Lakilester: "I'm sick of this cheesy script. From now on, I'm going to do it my way!"

Lakilulu: "Lakilester..."

Bow: "I'm not complaining. I hate the script too!"

Jimmy: (Runs up to them.) "Well well...Lakilester! How come you put everyone in the castle to sleep? You're worse than I EVER was in the play."

Lakilester: "Let's just do it our way."

Jimmy: "Yeah, I'm for that. Just nothing weird."

Goombario: "And so they put...everyone in the castle to sleep? Time passed and soon everything became so horribly overgrown outside and the lawn was certainly not being kept. A prince finally appeared on the scene and he was...well he was a prince. I'll leave it at that."

Luigi: (In a prince like outfit and with a princely voice.) "Here it is...the ancient castle." (Suddenly he hears a rustle in the bushes and Prince Luigi draws his sword.) "Who goes there?!"

Lakilulu: "We're the fairies!"

Lakilester: "How'd you like to score yourself a sweet little..." (Lakilulu gives him...THE LOOK.) "There's a princess inside the castle."

Bow: "She's been cursed by the wicked witch and now the princess has been in a 10 year coma."

Luigi: "How tragic. Have they pulled the plug on her yet?"

Lakilester: "Nope and there's something you can do too. He er, she can only be awakened by the kiss of a prince."

Luigi: "All I have to do is kiss her?"

Bow: "Well, the castle is filled with demons."

Luigi: "Damn, there's always a catch. Well...(Sighs) I have this magical sword and this magical shield and my magical courage. I resolve that I'll bring the princess from this spell this day." (Sheathes his sword and the audience applauds and the curtain closes.)

Rogon: (From the balcony they were talking.) "Finally this snooze fest is comin' alive!"

Merluun: "The dialogue changed."

Esmeralda: "It's going to be great!"

Luigi: (They were talking behind the curtain.) "What's up?"

Parakarry: "You're the prince huh? What happened to Mario?"

Luigi: "Those five pizzas Mario ate caught up to him and now he's too full to do anything." (Looks himself over.) "How do I look? I didn't take the time to memorize my lines though so I just winged it."

Jimmy: "We'd better get ready for the next scene. I'll summon the grand chamber scene and you're supposed to slay me."

Luigi: "How do I do that?"

Jimmy: "Just do it!" (He raised his hands and closed his eyes. He glowed a bright yellow and the furniture got moved to the sides and the grand chamber got decorated exactly the way Jimmy wanted it.)

Luigi: "Wow, you're getting good at that."

Jimmy and everyone got off the stage and Parakarry ran to the bed. The curtain opened with Luigi entering and looking on the princess. He looked around cautiously.

Luigi: "So...this is sleeping princess..." (Looks her over.) "Not much of a looker."

Jimmy: (Suddenly the room darkened and with a blast of red smoke and special effects and inn popped evil Witch Jimmy.) "So! The prince has arrived! I can't let you wake her up."

Luigi: "Why not? You must be the wicked witch!"

Jimmy: "She's part of a grudge I had against her parents 26 years ago. They never invited me to their party so I had to take revenge! It took me 26 years to do it but finally I'll have my revenge."

Luigi: "You mean that you held a grudge for 26 years?! Loser..."

Jimmy: "You'll pay for that!" (Summons her staff.) "Minions, I order you to capture him!" (Witch Jimmy snaps her fingers and out came four minions from the roof. They were four koopas dressed in bandanas, shells and shoes of red, blue, yellow and green.)

Koopas: "We're the koopa bros. and we're gonna put the hurt on you!"

Jimmy: "YOU'RE my minions?!"

Koopa Bros.: "Right...and we're here to capture the princess!"

Jimmy: "No! You're wrong! You're supposed to capture the prince, you idiots!"

Koopa Bros.: "Nope! We're after the princess!" (Runs up to the bed and grabs Princess Parakarry.) "There! Bowser will be amazed at our good results!"

Parakarry: "I'm Parakarry, you kettle heads."

Koopa Bros: "Then why the heck are you dressed like the princess?!" (Looks him over and then at Luigi.) "Are we interrupting something intimate?" (They looked at the audience and sighed.) "Where are we?"

Jimmy: (Puts his head in his hands.) "This is so stupid..." (Everyone looks up and saw that Bowser had Peach slumped over his shoulder.)

Bowser: (Laughs in his bowser like way.) "Gya ha ha! Am I interrupting anything?"

Peach: "Mario! Luigi! Jimmy! Anyone who's free, help meee!!" (Starts kicking.) "Noooo!!! LET ME GOOOO!!!" (Suddenly a couple of stage lights had their glass shattered and everyone grasped their ears.)

Jimmy: "Princess Mum, Peach yells really loud..."

Peach: "DON'T CALL ME THAT!!" (Bowser carries her out onto the roof and Jimmy nods to Luigi.)

Jimmy summoned his regular clothes and Luigi and Him followed Bowser onto the roof of the theater and just as Bowser was about to jump away when Luigi and Jimmy jumped onto the roof. The audience were now all outside looking at the spectacle. Kammy flew up to Bowser and they smiled to one another.

Kammy: (On her broom) "Glad to see you again, everyone!"

Bowser: "I was getting bored so I decided to show myself to everyone again."

Jimmy: "Just let Princess Mum, Peach go!"

Peach: (Still over bowser's shoulder.) "Don't call me that!"

Luigi: "How do you think we can beat them now?"

Jimmy: "The same way as you always beat Bowser. We'll beat bowser first and then we'll take care of Kammy."

Luigi and Jimmy jumped up and came down on Bowser, knocking him back a little and Kammy summoned a wind that nearly knocked them off the theater roof. Jimmy raised his arms and shot a bolt of lightning that Kammy blocked with a magic barrier. Luigi attempted to jump up on Bowser but he put Peach in front of him and Luigi couldn't risk hurting Peach. Jimmy ran up to Luigi and they backed off.

Luigi: "What are we gonna do?"

Jimmy: "We can't hurt Princess Mum, Peach..."

Peach: "DON'T CALL ME THAT!!"

Luigi: "We need a plan..."

Jimmy: "..." (Falls on his butt) "I'm bone tired...too much stage magic."

Luigi: "We're done for!"

Bowser: "Well well... looks like they can't save the day!"

Jimmy: (Gets up.) "I can take you...but we need to get Princess Mum, Peach out of his grasp pronto!"

Peach: "Good plan but DON'T CALL ME THAT!!"

Bowser and Kammy turned to jump to the next building but suddenly Esmeralda and Rogon jumped up and blocked their path. They stepped back and found that they were surrounded.

Rogon: (Took a karate stance) "Not so fast!"

Esmeralda: (To Bowser) "What's the big rush, hon? The party's just starting!"

Bowser: "HUH? Who are you guys?"

Kammy: "Rogon's an old...nuisance..."

Rogon: "I'm Rogon and I'm MORE than good enough to fight the likes of you!"

Esmeralda: "Esmeralda here and I'll beat you with all my stuff! GIRL POWER!" (Gives the peace sign)

Peach: "COUGH(bimbo...)"

Esmeralda: (Looks directly at Peach) "What did you just say, girlfriend?!"

Jimmy: "Everyone! We'll have to take care of Bowser and Kammy right now."

Goombario: (Jumps onto the building.) "Teleportation!" (Peach gets teleported from Bowser and ends up behind them.)

Jimmy: "Allow me the honor of showing our guests out. Ready?!" (To Esmeralda and Rogon and they nod.)

Jimmy, Rogon and Esmeralda: (They then formed a triangle around Bowser and Kammy.) "DELTA STORM!" (They raise their arms and formed a delta of energy. The energy flowed over Bowser and Kammy and the waves were first red and made a firey blast. Then the wave turned to ice and summoned massive frostbite and then finally, sizzling crackling lightning. The blast sent them flying into the horizon.)

Rogon: "Who'd have thought that would work?"

Esmeralda: "Oh well, if it's not broke then don't fix it." (Turns to Peach.) "Anyway...Peach sweety, what were you mumbling when that big burly brute had you?"

Peach: (Blinks and then starts to glare.) "I said--"

Jimmy: (Suddenly rises up between them.) "She didn't say anything! Honestly!"

Esmeralda: "Jimmy! You saved the day once again! Here's a kiss for my hero..." (Moves to kiss him but suddenly everyone around her protested.)

Rogon: (Sarcastic) "Oh that's just GREAT! You're going to thank him even though I helped out tons! That means...you have to kiss everyone who helped! (Gets up real close to her and smiles.) "Kiss me, too!" (Esmeralda slaps him again and Rogon stumbles back.) "OW!"

Peach: "W-WAIT! I was the one who was in trouble! How does that make Jimmy HER hero?!"

Luigi: "I wanna reward too!" (Approaches Esmeralda) "Kiss me, too!" (Esmeralda slaps him too.) "OW!"

Jimmy: "Would you all ...oh I give up." (Walks over to Goombario and sits down with him.) "They won't quit will they?"

Goombario: "They're fun to watch. How much do you want to bet Peach and Esmeralda will get into a slapping match?"

Jimmy: "I'd better separate them..."

Goombario: "It's just like you...you don't want anyone to get into a fight do you?"

Jimmy: "Nope..."

Goombario: "Are we going to finish the play?"

Jimmy: (Sighs) "Not any time soon I'd wadger...Hopefully everyone will live happily ever after."
 
 

Well. That was my one shot fanfic, I hoped you liked it. When I get more ideas, I'll get them on paper...or the screen. Now, how bout reviewing it?