What you're all thinking (well, some of you): Ehhhh!? Another @#$*ing branching mini-site from the Zazu Torque Shrine!??
My Answer: Yep!
Welcome to Shaman Spoof, also known as Too Much Time On My Hands (You know that song by Styx...?). Just as the title blatantly suggests (or maybe not?), here is where I will post some bizarre things I think of relating to Shaman King and...spoofing. Yep. Enjoy!
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Spoof 1: Team The Ren
Let's meet some of other people and/or things that bear the name "Ren"...shall we?
~~~Ren and Stimpy~~~
Is that not a frightening image? You knew it had to happen sometime...
~~~Everybody Cut Footloose~~~
I bet you had no idea that the main character in Footloose was named Ren. Well, he is. Hahahahaha.
~~~Even the Disney Channel?~~~
Ren as that girl on Even Stevens! Her name is Ren, too :).
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Spoof 2: Shaman King Celebrity Dub
What would the American Shaman King dub be like? Let's explore...
First Opening: "Thriller" - Michael Jackson
First Closing: "Du Hast" - Rammstein
Second Opening: "Can't Touch This" - MC Hammer
Second Closing: "Air Force Ones" - Nelly
CAST
Yoh - Frankie Muniz
Hao - Jimmy Urine (Mindless Self Indulgence)
Ryu - Mr. T
Opacho - Ashton Kutcher
Ashil - Ben Affleck
Tamao - Avril Lavigne
Ren - Ja Rule
HoroHoro - James VanDerbeak (totally spelled wrong)
Manta - Tobey McGuire
Silva - Seann William Scott
Faust - Till Lindemann (Rammstein)
Mikihisa - Rod Stewart
Amidamaru - Nelly
Anna - Britney Spears
Pilika - Melissa Joan Heart
Lyserg - Justin Timberlake
Morphin - Mandy Moore (she'd suddenly be able to speak because mute characters are boring and unAmerican, and they needed an excuse to have Mandy Moore in it to attract even more squealy teenaged girls)
Milly - Drew Barrymore
Lily - Julia Roberts
Elly - Vanessa Carlton
Chocolove - Eminem
Tao En - Sean Connery
Jun - Jennifer Lopez
Squeaple Shamans
A Stupid-looking Digitally-drawn webcomic by SeSe that isn't on any comic server, just here. And most of them are birthday presents. Yeah.
