This is, of course, the page where you'll get to see cute little things Zazu has said, would never say, and also things we think he'd probably say...
Quotes (things he's said)
"H-hey...think we should wave back at it?" To Geo when the NSX was attacked by Giant Sang Yung.
Geo: Hey, why would a Rune-God of Cephiro be fighting with that whacked out bug-lady over there?
Zazu: I dunno...but I'll tell you one thing...You won't catch ME hangin' out with any spooky psycho woman!
Zazu; It's a bumpy ride, so you might wanna hold onto my waist.
Hikaru: Alright...
Misquotes (things he'd never say)
"(insert lyrics to any SClub 7 song here)"
"Girls! Can't live with 'em....*long silence*...Ok, I'm gonna go to bed."
"Force, know my plight. RELEASE THE LIGHT!!!" (*coughcardcaptorsakuradubbiescough*)
"Ranma, we go back now, yes?"
"Kaaaaaaaaaammmmmeeeeeeeeeeee.....haaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeee *grunts and other disgusting manly noises* HAAAAAA!!!!
Zazu: Hi...My name is Zazu Torque........and I'm an alcoholic.
Group of people: HI ZAZU!
Zazu: It all began when I was just a small child in the country of Autozam...and I got mixed up in this party at the super-young age of 11...
All Rayearth Characters: *stand around, bored*
Zazu: I'm the pillar!? F*CK YEAH!
"That's not fair...I WANNA BE THE PILLAR! I WANNA BE THE PILLAR! I WANNA BE THE PILLAR! I WANNA BE THE PILLAR! I WANNA BE THE PILLAR! I WANNA BE THE PILLAR!"
"CRAAAAAAAWWWLING INNNNNN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN THESE WOOOOOOOOOOOUUNDS THEY WIIIIIIIIILLLL NOT HEEEEAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!!"
In-Between (things we think Zazu would say but hasn't said yet)
"*drunk* WAAZZZZAAAAAAAAAP!"
"Nice shoes...wanna @#$*?" (AHA...ok, sorry)
"*watching Evangelion* Woah =@_@= hot chicks and mecha."
