Ok now we’re in trouble! Relina is cooking and that just leads to trouble.
(Plus I have to thank the other two writers for great Relina Bashing Ideas)

Relina: Here you go **puts down what looks like something picked from a
dump**
Yein: …what is this??
Relina: Its good food!
Yein: Sure it is
Alex to Yein: Just try it ok
Yein to Alex: Ok but if I die I’m gonna bring you down with me
Heero: I’m really not hungry
**Relina glares at him with a dagger in her hand**
Heero: **sigh** alright
Quatre: This can’t get any worse
Trowa: I agree
Duo: God heero how come you always let Relina cook? She can’t cook sh-
**Relina whacks him with a stick**
Duo: OW!
Wufei: …
Mikhail: Well I guess we should **gulp** eat
Sonja: Don’t be such a baby. It can’t be that bad
G-boys: Yes it can
**Eria comes back with dripping wet hair and damp clothes and sits
down-I agree with Sonja on the food. It looks…great**
Duo: How come you’re all wet?
Yein: God you are dense!
**Duo looks confused**
Relina: **getting really mad at them stalling** EAT IT!!!
Yein: stupid little…
Alex: Yein
Yein: Sorry
**Everyone starts eating and then Alex drops his fork**
Alex: Oh god!!! **runs off to the woods**
Yein: mm…** follows him gagging**
Heero: …I think I’m gonna puke
Mikhail: ewwwwwww!
Sonja: this is worse than my cooking!
**Eria passes out**
G-boys: Told you!
Sonja: Shut up!
Relina: grr…you all are going to regret this!
**Alex comes back scowling**
Alex: What are you trying to do KILL us??
Sonja: God what did you put in this!
Relina: oh just some stuff I found over there **points to a tree**
**Sonja goes over and examines it and then screams-this stuff IS
poison!!!**
**Every one spits out what was left of their “dinner” and scowl**
Mihail: I bet she’s a spy and she came here to kill us
Eria: Mikhail please
**Sonja raises her bow**
Eria: Sonja don’t jump to conclusions!
**Alex draws a sword**
**Relina sweatdrops**
Yein: Alex!! Alex!!!! **runs out of the woods**
Alex: WHAT!!!
**Yein whispers to him**
Alex: What…you sure
Yein: Positive!
Alex: God up in heaven…**runs off**
Everyone other than Yein: ?
Heero: What was that all about?
Yein: We aren’t alone
Duo: Duh! We’re all here so none of us are alone!
**Yein gets so mad at duo she grabs him and chokes him**
Yein: Can’t you say something intelligent just once!!!!!!!!
**Sonja and Mikhail pry her off of him and he lays there with dazed eyes**
Sonja: Calm down!!
Mikhail: Killing him will get you no where
Yein: **sighs** ok you’re right...sorry duo
Duo: **still dazed** yeah sure...uh-huh no prob
**Just then everyone hears Alex cursing his head off**
Heero: um that doesn’t sound good
Wufei and Trowa: …
Quatre: I hope he’s ok
Eria: oh boy
Mikhail: …
Yein: Maybe I should go after him
Sonja: no my bro will be just fine
Relina: Bro?
Sonja: Yeah he’s my brother
Relina: Really Alex is fine…but what did the doc say when you came out
**Sonja jumps at Relina but Mikhail holds her back**
Sonja: I’ll kill you! I’LL KILL YOU!!!!
**Right then Alex comes back with a ripped shirt and blood all over him**
Everyone: ???
Mikhail: Alex you ok??
Alex: …
Yein: Alex what happened?
Alex: I’ll tell you what happened…I GOT JUMPED! Why didn’t you tell
me there were ten guys from the enemy’s side out there!!
Yein: I didn’t know. I only saw one.
Alex: Well thanks to you I got jumped and nearly killed! Do you realize-
**Mikhail hits Alex in the back of the neck and knocks him out**
Yein: Why did you do that?
Mikhail: Well I had three options. 1. We talk him out of his rampage…like
that would work. 2. I knock him out or 3. he yells at you so much that you
get really mad and decide to kill him.
Yein: I like your choice. Well better leave.
G-boys: Leave?
Yein: We have a mission and you guys really don’t need to be here
**yein, eria, and Mikhail (who is carrying Alex) leave**
Sonja: Bye Heero **kisses him** see you around **follows the others**
Heero: …
Relina: grr
Quatre: Well I guess we should go. No sense staying
Duo: **completely fine** Ohh Heero’s cheating on Relina!
Heero: What!!!
Relina: Heero!
Heero: Wait a sec
Relina: Tell me…is duo telling the truth
Heero: I…I…I
Duo: Yeah he was
**relina gives Heero her best right hook**
Relina: You **beep** Beep** **BEEEEEEEEPPPPPP**
Quatre: Language
Duo: HAHAHA!!
Heero: I’m going to kill you
**Duo jumps up and Heero chases Duo and Relina chases Heero cursing
all the way**
Trowa: **sigh** here we go **follows them**
Wufei: stupid baka yarous…**leaves too**
Quatre: um **he’s all alone when he hears wolves howling. He turns
white**
Quatre: WAIT FOR ME!!!!

The end! Ok that enough of that. Well my follow surfers please tell me what
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