Ok last time the fight happened (I hate to say this) the boys got beat
BAD!!! Duo and Yein got in a fight and she left only to come back a minute
later being assaulted by Relina. Now what…well on to part 3!! (I’d like to
thank the other two people who wrote about Relina’s bad food cause you
guys gave me great ideas!)

Yein: That’s the crazy blonde!!!
Relina: It’s the stupid baka!!!
Yein: WHAT!!!!!
Alex: Yein please calm down
Yein: WHY!!!! She just-
Alex: YEIN!!!
Yein: Alright, alright!! You win…this time
**Heero tries to stay out of Relina’s view but she sees him anyway**
Relina: Heero!!!
Heero: …oh no…
Trowa: Here we go…
Relina: I’m so happy you’re ok! Why did you leave back there in the
colonies?
Heero: **under his breath** cause I hate having you around…
Relina: What was that?
Heero: Nothing
Quatre: Its nice to see you again Relina
Duo: yeah…
Wufei: …
Alex: Hi…I’m Alex and this is Yein
Yein: We met
Eria: I’m Eria
Mikhail: Mikhail at your service!
Sonja: I’m Sonja!!
Relina: Hi
Sonja: How do you know Heero anyway?
Relina: He’s my boyfriend duh!
Sonja: WHAT!!!!
**Alex sweatdrops-this is not a good thing**
Sonja: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK HE LIKES YOU!?!?!
Relina: Because we were made for each other!
**Heero gets that “please don’t drag me into this” look**
Sonja: No way!!
Relina: He is MY boyfriend!
Sonja: No!!!
Relina: Back off you fashion freak!!
Yein: bad move
Sonja: **cracks her knuckles** I’ll show you freak.
**Sonja grabs Relina’s head and slams it in a tree**
Sonja: Look it’s the new delicacy…Freak ala tree with a dose of blood.
Relina: …owwww!!!!!!!
Yein: ????????
Alex: oh no
Eria: Yein I think your fighting styles are rubbing off on her.
Mikhail: wow
Heero, duo, quatre, trowa & wufei: …?
Sonja: hahahaha!!
Relina: That’s it! I’m going to rip out that hair of yours!
Mikhail: CATFIGHT! Ring side seats!
Alex: You’re enjoying this???
Mikhail: Yeah its not every day Sonja gets extremely po’d
Alex & Eria: That’s true
**Sonja grabs Relina’s hair and yanks her to the ground**
Heero: ……
Duo: Wow she fights just like you heero!
Heero: WHAT!!!
**Duo snickers**
Yein: Alex can I please!!!!
Alex: …why not he’s annoying the heck out of me
Yein: Yes!
**Yein grabs Duo by the shirt and drags him off**
Duo: Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!
Heero: Thank god
**Sonja and Relina keep up their catfight**
Sonja: **constantly dodging Relina** You are far too slow
Relina: That’s it no more Nice girl,
**Relina takes out her three daggers again and takes aim**
Sonja: ??
Yein: Hey!!! You can’t draw a weapon on an unarmed person! **comes
back into view**
Relina: Says who **throws a dagger at Sonja**
Sonja: Yikes!
Mikhail: Sonja!!!!
**Sonja runs over to her stuff and grabs a bow**
Sonja: I’m not unarmed!!
Quatre: She is resourceful
Trowa: Yeah…and arrows have more range than daggers.
Wufei: …she is stronger…I guess
Heero: …
Alex: Come on Sonja!!
Eria: Go Sonja Go!! What am I doing?
**Sonja fires an arrow at Relina and it pins her to a tree**
Relina: ?????
Sonja: You give??
Relina: ….yeah I guess.
Sonja: YAH I WON!!!

Later that night…

Relina: Please?
G-boys: NO!!
Relina: Why!!
Duo: Because you’re food tastes like crap!
Mikhail: Oh let the girl cook
Alex: Yeah come on it can’t be that bad…at least no worse than Sonja’s
Sonja: What!!!
Alex: oh crap!
Sonja: You better run!!
Alex: I’m in trouble!!
**Sonja jumps up and chases Alex into the forest**
Sonja: Come back here!!!!
Alex: I’m not an idiot!!
Duo: Wow they react almost the same as Relina and Heero…only Heero
doesn’t run away from her
**A stick comes flying from the forest and whacks Duo in the head**
Duo: Ow! Jerk!!!
Trowa: Well I guess Relina can cook…this can’t get any worse.
Relina: Yah! **starts cooking**
Yein: …hey where’s Eria
Mikhail: She went down to the river.
Yein: oh
Duo: I’ll go get her for you
Mikhail & Yein: No!!!
Duo: why?
Trowa: Duo don’t be nosy
Duo: ???
Quatre: Yeah she deserves some privacy
Wufei: I got to agree…for once
Duo: …what the heck are you all talking about?
**Everyone does the little fall back thing that happens in Poke’mon and
Tenchi when someone says something stupid**
Yein: God you are so dense!!
Duo: uh…did I miss something?
Trowa: Just forget it
**Right then Alex comes running back and collapses on the ground
followed by Sonja carrying her bow**
Yein: You didn’t!!
Sonja: I did…he deserved it.
Alex: …Ow.
Yein: …aw man
Trowa: What did she do?
Yein: Simple…she shot him with her arrows AGAIN!!!
Sonja: He should learn to keep his mouth shut about my cooking.
Mikhail: …are you two really related or were you switched at birth?
Sonja: **notches an arrow in her bow** you’re next Mikhail
**Mikhail sweatdrops-I’ll see if Relina needs help cooking**
Yein: I’m going to find that first aid kit
Sonja: You learn this time Alex?
Alex: …never dis a girl’s cooking if she happens to be faster than you and
carry a long-range weapon…yeah I think I got it this time
Sonja: Good!!
Heero to Trowa: I’d hate traveling around with them all the time
Trowa: Yeah
Relina: DINNER!!!
**All the G-boys groan and Yein comes back with the first aid kit**
Yein: Hold still this time
Alex: …like I have a choice
**Relina comes back with “food” as she calls it**
Relina: Eat up!

End of part three! Oh no!!! Relina’s cooking? What is gonna happen?
Something tells me this ain’t good. You’ll find out in part 4!

Preview:
Alex: oh god!!! **runs off**
Yein: mm…**follows him gagging**
Heero: …I think I’m going to puke
Mikhail: ewwwwwww
Sonja: This is worse than my cooking!!!
**Eria faints**
G-boys: Told you!
Sonja: Shut up!
Relina: grrrr….you all are gonna regret this!