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Gene Starwind, Jim Hawking, Aisha ClanClan, Melfina, Gilliam, Suzuka, Duo Maxwell, Quatre Winner, Trowa Barton, Relena Peacecraft, Heero Yuy, and Wufei Chang are all crammed in the Outlaw Star and are drifting out in space.

Relena: Im hot!!!
Wufei: Shut up weak onna!!!
Duo: How long have we been out here??
Jim: 5 min.......
Duo: I knew that

One of Gilliams heads float by

Heero: TARGET PRACTICE!!!!!!!*pulls out a gun and fires away at the Gilliam head*
Gilliam: AAAHHH!!!!!*falls from gettin hit by all the bullets*
Heero: YEAH!!!!
Trowa: Whoop de doo.......
Aisha: Yall are the biggest bunch of.......
Duo: Shut up cat-woman
Aisha: DONT CALL ME A CAT-WOMAN!!!!
Wufei: Weak onna
*Duo jumps up* CAT-WOMAN CAT-WOMAN CAT-WOMAN!!!!!
Aisha: DONT CALL ME THAT!!!!!
Quatre: We shouldnt be fighting!!!!
*Everyone glares at Quatre*
*Quatre sweatdrops*

Later at Starwind and Hawking

Relena: Can I cook??? PLEASE!!!
All G-characters: NO!!!!
Jim: Why cant she cook??
Wufei: SHE CANT COOK WORTH CRAP!!!!!
Jim: err......oookkkkkk???
Gene: Let her cook
*everyone stares*
Duo: Shell kill us all!!!!!
Gene: Its better than listening to you complain!!!!
*Duo starts a fight with Gene*
*Wufei looks at Trowa* Bet you 20 bucks Gene wins
Trowa: Your on
Quatre: DONT FIGHT!!!!!!
*Heero picks up Genes caster gun*
Jim: Heero....you sho--
Heero: shut up i know how to fire a gun!!!!!
*Heero pulls the trigger and nothing happens*
Heero: WHAT THE!? *looks into the gun* BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!
*Heero looks up and his face is all black*
*the fight stops*
Duo: Thats a good look Heero i bet Relena will really want some now......
*Heero whacks Duo upside the head with the gun*
Relena: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!?*kicks the crap outta Duo*
*Jim falls over laughing*
Aisha and Melfina: SUPPER!!!!
Duo: FOOD!!!*runs like heck to the kitchen*

Later in the kitchen.....
Gene: NOT THIS JUNK AGAIN!!!!!!!
Aisha: Yep!!! Its my Ctarl-Ctarl soup!!!
Trowa: Looks like RELENAs cooking
Quatre whispers to Trowa: Not nice.....but true
Wufei: WERE GUESTS AND YOU SERVE US THIS!?!?! INJUSTICE!!!!!
Jim: I STILL dont think its safe for humans to eat.......
Aisha: Eat it and itll give you the strength of 5 men!!!
Duo: REALLY!? THEN I CANT KICK HEEROS BUTT!!!!!*digs into the food*
Heero: Oh no u dont!!!*does the same*
*Duo sits up and passes out*
Heero: Crap......*stops eating and passes out as well*
Trowa: Cool it has the same effect as Relenas food too
Relena: WHAT!?!? *kicks trowas butt*
*Meflina sits a plate down that has fish and steak on it*
Jim: Thanks Mel!!!*drools*
Gene: Was he looking at Melfina or the food?
*Aisha picks Duo & Heero up*
Aisha: Oh well......*drags them to the bedroom to beat the crap outta them*

After supper.......

Jim: So Gene where are these guys gonna sleep???
Duo: SLEEP!?!??! WITH THE CAT-WOMAN HERE!!?!?!? ID RATHER DIE AND G.....
Aisha: DONT CALL ME CAT WOMAN!!!!!*drags him off to the bedroom(again)*
Duo: *whimpers* No!!! Dont let her take me!!!!
Heero: Bye!!!*waves happily at Duo*

Well?? E-mail me and tell me if u liked it!!! So where are the G-boys gonna sleep?? Whats going to
Happen to Duo-chan?? What going to happen tonight?? You'll find out when i come out with part
2!!!
Preview:

*As Gene walks out he steps on Duo*
Duo:YYYYYEEEEEOOOOOWWWWW!!!!! DANG IT THAT WAS MY.......
*Gene slaps his hand over Duos mouth*
Gene: SHUT UP!!!
Duo: Where are u going??
Gene: To a bar down the street
Duo: Why?? The toliets over there