Okay here’s the scoop. This is a Trowa FanFic (even though things don’t
turn out good). So lets get started! (By the way, if any one gets mad at me
for some stuff don’t blame me. Blame my imagination!)

Narrator: Welcome to the circus!! It’s a lovely evening on Earth and
everyone decides to go have some fun. And what can be more than a
circus! Even the Gundam Pilots decide to go…

Relina: This is gonna be so much fun!
Heero: …
Quatre: Smile Heero. Relina’s right it will be fun.
Duo: hehehe
Heero: Shut it Duo
Duo: I know why you don’t wanna go
Relina and Quatre: You do?
Duo: He doesn’t like-
**Heero puts Duo in a headlock-I’ll break your neck if you say it!**
Wufei: Weak bakas
**Relina shoves Heero and Duo into the tent**
Quatre: Hey doesn’t this tent look familiar…
Narrator: Mean while back stage, Trowa and Catherine are getting ready to
go on but they are having a bit of trouble.
Catherine: Come on Trowa! Don’t be so stubborn!
Trowa: Its bad enough to have to be a clown but you want me to dress like
that! No way!
**The manager comes by**
Manager: Trowa either put on that costume or you’re FIRED!!!
Trowa: aww man…

Narrator: Out in the stands…

Duo: Hey this looks really familiar
Quatre: Yeah I know
Heero: What are you two yapping about?
Duo: Hey this looks the circus Trowa works in!
Relina, Wufei & Heero: TROWA!
Quatre: Yeah you’re right Duo
Heero: Why would trowa work in a circus?
**Then circus music starts and everyone shuts up, even duo!**
Manager: Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls!! Welcome to our show!
For our first act Lady Catherine and her knife throwing act!
**Catherine steps out followed by an embarrassed Trowa in a stupid pink
costume**
Duo: Bwahahahaha!! He’s wearing pink!
Heero: …ok
Quatre and Relina: SHUT UP DUO!
**Trowa looks up and sees the Gundam Pilots**
Trowa: **to himself** Crap! Things can’t get any worse!
**Trowa takes his position against a wall and waits for Catherine to start
her knife- throwing act**
Catherine: Come on Trowa. Look scared for once in your life
Trowa: I’m not scared so why should I look it
** Catherine starts throwing knives and just barely missing trowa**
Relina: Wow
Quatre: …
Wufei: hm
Duo: hahaha he’s wearing pink!!
Catherine: who is talking so much…
Duo: God who ever made that has no fashion sense whatsoever!
**Catherine hears that right as she throws her last three knives. She throws
them and well…it’s not a pretty sight. Poor trowa got hit with each one of
them**
**Everywhere there are screams and shouts**
Trowa: …Jesus…**falls unconscious**
Quatre: Trowa!
Heero: Holy crap!
**Relina looks really sick**
Wufei: ??
Duo: oops
Catherine: Oh my god!
Manager: Ladies and gentlemen I’m afraid the show is now cancelled.
Please use the exits and have a pleasant evening.

**While the manager goes to call an ambulance Catherine sees Duo’s guilty
face and walks right to him**
Duo: um hi.
Catherine: Hi nothing!
**Catherine punches Duo so hard she knocks him right out**
Catherine: I made that costume you idiot! And it’s your fault that I missed!
Everyone other than Duo: oh man

Narrator: Well an ambulance finally came and Trowa was taken to the
hospital. There they found the daggers had broken one of his arms and tore
a ligament in each of his legs. He was bedridden for about a month and
everyone felt really bad for him. Especially Duo because Catherine and
Trowa are now both po’d at him.

**Duo comes running in**
Duo: Ok now I can tell everyone why Heero didn’t want to go to the circus.
He didn’t want to go because he’s afraid of clowns! HAHA I think that’s
sooooo funny!
Narrator: Hey get lost!!
Duo: No way I’m telling them how Heero’s a sissy cause he’s afraid of
clowns!
Narrator: It really isn’t that funny
Duo: yeah it is
Narrator: Would you go! The fic is over!!
Duo: No way it’s a free country
Narrator: Ok you’ll be sorry! HEERO DUO TOLD YOUR SECRET!!!
**Heero appears really po’d-he what!!!**
Duo: uh oh!
Heero: **pulls out his gun** now you’re a dead man!
Duo: **runs away** Tattletale!!
Narrator: Oooh aren’t we mature.
Heero: **chases after him** come back here and die like a man!!

Narrator: Ok now that he’s dealt with this is the really the end. Oh yeah I
have a present for you. **Tosses the custom on the ground** the stupidthing that started it all. Have fun destroying it!
Catherine: Hey I made that!
Narrator: ok I’m leaving cause you people don’t have lives. **Leaves**
Catherine: Wait a minute! Come back here and tell me why you wanted this
destroyed! **Follows her**
Ok that was the real ending! Please email and tell me what you all think of
this. Thanks!!