At last, the world is at peace, and Serena and company can study for their high school entrance exams to get their diplomas. BUT inevitably they will all end up working in fast food restaurants because they can’t afford college and frankly, that is how the show works. Nope, no scholarships, no financial aid, no help at all. But they’re not bitter. No, NOT AT ALL! JUST BECAUSE THEY CAN'T AFFORD COLLEGE AND THE LOUSY STATE WON’T HELP THEM BECAUSE THEIR PARENTS MAKE .1 PERCENT ABOVE WHAT’S REQUIRED! NOT A SINGLE LOUSY PENNY! BUT THEY HAD PROMISING FUTURES! THEY...

SMACK!

Sorry. Anyway, creepies begin to turn up in the form of the Grease Busters, lead by Late Night Manager Tomoe, who are looking for the three mystical kitchen utensils that will enable them to control the fast food industry. Thus, millions of hungry people all over the world will not be able to grab something quick to eat on their lunch break, and will starve to death, and the Grease Busters can control the world. Or something like that. Anyway, working out of their top-secret lab, cleverly disguised as a fast food restaurant called Mugen Burger, the Grease Busters make trouble for the Sailor Franchise.

First, Janitor Girl Kaorinite begins releasing the Deep-Fried monsters all over the city, collecting people’s Pure Gall Stones. Serena, while fighting the first one, actually gets some exercise and causes her cholesterol to lower; thus making the Cholesterol Crystal lose its power. Not only that, but it seems that the Janitor Girl isn’t the only one interested in Gall Stones...two new Sailor Franchises appear and seem to be after the Gall Stones as well.

Serena is at a loss without her powers. However, during Janitor Girl’s next attack, her and Tuxedo Drive-Thru’s love of food cause the newest tie-in toy...I mean, artifact from the Food Kingdom...to appear, The Spiral Heart Angioplasty Rod! Sailor Food begins to use it to vanquish her enemies, one monster after another. Eventually, Kaorinite tries to get Serena’s Gall Stone but ends up destroyed when she plunges from the top of the Playland slide during the confrontation with the Sailor Franchise. Also constantly appearing in the fray are the two new franchises: Sailor Dominos, who vows to deliver the mystical kitchen utensils in 30 minutes or the destruction of the world is free, and Sailor Long John Silvers, who can constantly see the future by looking into cups of tartar sauce (“The tartar sauce is stirring...Danger is coming.”) Coincidentally, two new girls, Amara Pepperoni and Michelle Breadedfish, turn up as new employees at the local Mugen Burger. Eventually, through their brilliant powers of deduction, and ignoring the fact of the two new sets of people looking exactly alike, the new and old Sailor Franchise members figure out each other’s secret identities.

Alas, amidst the confusion, Rini, unfortunately comes back. Only now, she can turn into Sailor Happy Meal and help the Sailor Franchise by spanking the enemy with her Happy Meal Plastic Toy Attack (“Have some small plastic Berenstein Bears and Muppet Babies, evil doer!”). Also entering the picture is Deep Fat Fryer Eudial, who comes with more Deep-Frieds and a rather large flamethrower that renders anything nearby into a tasty deep-fried treat while revealing their Gall Stones. Eudial decides to use it on Sailor Dominoes and Long John Silvers. She leads them into a small storage area in a corporate cathedral where they fight. She blasts Long John Silvers and reveals a mystical kitchen utensil in her Gall Stone, the Fried Fish Strainer. Dominoes chases Eudial off for the moment, and Sailor Food and the others enter just as she blasts herself with the flamethrower, revealing the next mystical kitchen utensil, the Pizza Slicing Saber. Eudial returns with an even more powerful flamethrower that makes onion rings and julienne fries but more importantly, she steals the mystical kitchen utensils. The Sailor Franchise chases after her, only to meet up with Sailor Dennys, from their previous adventures in Sailor Food R, (only 99 cent per episode, what a super-value! Order today!) who reveals she had the third mystical kitchen utensil all along, the Steak of Food. She takes away the other two mystical kitchen utensils from Eudial, summons Dominos and Long John Silvers, and gives them back their Gall Stones imprisoned in the mystical kitchen utensils. Together, the three kitchen utensils form the Holy Big Gulp, which gives Sailor Food the power to transform into Supervalue Sailor Food. Supervalue Sailor Food chases Eudial away, who promptly wrecks her car when she discovers that Mimet has poured French fry grease from last night all over her brakes. Sailor Food cannot keep up the power of the Supervalue, however, and the Outer Franchise goes on a new search for the one who can withstand the power of the Big Gulp.

Sandwich Artist Mimet takes over for Eudial and promptly turns very, very, VERY annoying, so we won’t mention her again until she dies. In the meantime, Rini befriends a little girl named Hotaru Biscuits n’Gravy Tomoe who happens to be Tomoe’s daughter. The Outer Franchise senses trouble and warns the Sailor Franchise not to befriend the little girl because she has an evil aura about her and also tends to light things on fire with her mind (Plus, the tartar sauce said so). Rini, who doesn’t care much for tartar sauce remains faithful to her friend. Mimet dies...yay.

The next three Grease Busters, Salad Bar Refiller Tellu, Pickup Window Girl Viluy, and Counter Girl #1 Cyprine and Counter Girl #2 Petite Roll (Because Mixx never messes up, right? ^_^) all challenge the Franchise and die in quick succession, which is a shame because they were waaaay less annoying than Mimet (Do not attempt to say this sentence while your mouth is full of hamburger). Rini gets her Gall Stone stolen, but no one really cares since she’s a lot quieter. Anyway, it comes down to the big confrontation. Hotaru, who it turns out was possessed by evil spirits, turns into the evil Shoney Bear Girl, prompting Dominos, Long John Silvers, and Dennys to say “Nyah, nyah! Told you so!” to Serena and the others. After a long, confusing confrontation, Shoney Bear Girl reveals that Manager Number 90, the evil force controlling Tomoe and herself, needs the Big Gulp to complete the evil plan. With the Big Gulp, Tomoe can summon the Manager Number 90, who will destory the world. Sailor Food stands strong, but Shoney Bear Girl whines so much she gives her the damn thing anyway. Manager Number 90 turns on Shoney Bear Girl and Tomoe. Tomoe becomes useless but Shoney Bear Girl gets pissed off and reveals her true self, Sailor Shoneys, the ultimate Sailor Franchise. She gives Rini her Gall Stone back and then gets ready to sacrifice herself to destroy the Manager Number 90. Sailor Food wants to help, but since she gave away the Big Gulp, she cannot turn into Supervalue Sailor Food. The other Franchises give her their powers, she transforms, and she leaps into the void to help Sailor Shoneys, just as she’s about to perform the ultimate attack...All Day Breakfast Buffet. The Bar of Breakfast descends, the attack goes forward...

*At this point, the saga becomes unreadable due to a large number of eggs, bacon, cereal, grits, gravy, re-steamed biscuits, and maple syrup covering the rest of the text. We apologize for any inconvenience and hope you return to read Sailor Food Super S, aka Sailor Food Super Sized!

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